July 21, 2011 - Page 11


‘Local News’ Cont. from Page 4


(Escondido Police Officer’s Association), announces that it’s not too late to register for the 2nd Annual Cops for Kids Golf Turnament, which starts tomorrow, Friday, July 22nd, at the Vineyard at Escondido.


Letters to the Editor


Daniel Boone Fan


Lyle, your story on Daniel Boone is the longest story "The Paper" ever published. Am I right on this one?


I still believe most of the stories "The Paper" publishes can be made into movies such as this one on Daniel Boone. This is something Steven Spielberg can do as he did with the series of movies on "the west."


Great article! Let’s hope Steven Spielberg reads this article, or some other great movie pro- ducer, and put this story on film.


Hope all is well with you and Evelyn.


/s/Angelo Caruso San Diego County, CA.


Website Problems Hello:


I love The Paper but it's really frustrating somtimes when I can't find a copy. That's under- standable but then I go online and can't get it there either. There is currently nothing newer than the 6/16 issue. Ever since you revamped the website I am still looking for improvement.


maintained before the changes.


/s/Jim Clark San Diego County, CA.


Editor’s Note: You are correct. We have been having problems in making the transition. We are work- ing daily on the transformation and hope to have the archived copies up and running soon. Thanks for your patience.


Letters to the Editor are always welcome. Please email to: thepaper@cox.net


250 words or less, please; The Paper reserves right to edit for con- tent and space.


President-Elect Dave Geary listens as Escondido Humane Society


Director of Public Relations, Kate Woolsey, addresses the club.


Hidden Valley Kiwanis Club


Your investment is only $85 per person and you’ll be helping to generate funds for the EPOA to help area kids.


It all kicks off at 1pm, tomor- row, Friday. The $85 includes greens fees, cart, warm-up range, and dinner.


For questions, call Officer Mike Garcia at 760.390.5420, or email to vpres.epoa@gmail.com


Lexus Escondido Gets Green Light On Sign


The Escondido City Concil has unanimously approved an amendment to a 2008 agree- ment that approved the 27’ tall, 48’ wide “electronic mural” to now allow a greater number of images displayed on its giant digital screen to incorporate pictures related to businesses which occupy the large luxury auto dealership.


An upscale restaurant will soon be housed in the dealership; currently there is Windsor Rose, a design boutique.


The screen, which can be seen by drivers heading south on Interstate 15, now may include the name or logo of the busi- ness and a website address. Allowable text increased to two, 24-inch-high strips. The screen is on from 6:30 a.m. to 11 p.m.


It was better


Presentation to Hidden Valley Kiwanis Club


Escondido Humane Society Makes


Know What?


You could own this space. It’d be all yours. And over 24,000 readers each week would be able to read about what a nice person you are, and what a nice business you have. It’d be a nice little investment. Call us. We’ll talk. 747.7119


‘Guest Editorial’ Cont. from Page 7


cent lives that have been lost or damaged. Financial institutions must change their hideous busi- ness practices. Ironically, I see their problem as an INSIDI- OUS one that has infected everyone around them ( THEY MAY NOT KNOW THAT THEY ARE INFECTED). No one in the NEWS Media or our political leadership seems to be able to connect the dots. Why don't we have the FBI, Congress or Senate investigate this? The calamity is massive enough to justify.


Some other collateral damage in the news related to our foreclo- sure crisis to think about:


1. Homeless Children (2011, 60 Minutes, Scott Pelly).


2. CHASE Bank illegally fore- closing on deployed military (2010, 60 Minutes).


3. "Robosigners" employed to expedite (illegally) the foreclo- sure process (2011 60 Minutes).


There are many more examples, some you may know personally. How many CO poisonings do you know of?


‘Chuckles’ Cont. from Page <None>


Nancy Pelosi is a petty, self-absorbed hypocrite, a thumb sucker, and a nit- wit. Nancy Pelosi is also a serial liar, a cheat, and a thief. I must say, Nancy Pelosi is the worst example of a Catholic I have ever personally wit- nessed. She married for money and is using her wealth to lie to the American people. She also has a rep- utation for shirking her Representative obligations both in Washington, and in California. The woman is simply not to be trusted." The Cardinal concluded, "But, when compared with President Obama, House Speaker Pelosi is a saint."


Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60-plus year old husband? A: Tell him you're pregnant.


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Q: How can you avoid that ter- rible curse of the elderly wrin- kles? A: Take off your glasses.


Q: Seriously! What can I do for these Crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face? A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out.


Q: Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking? A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.


Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage? A: Storing memory is not a problem. Retrieving it is the problem.


Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly? A: Yes, but usually in the after- noon.


Q. Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses? A: On their foreheads.


Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores?


A: "Gosh, I remember these!” BLONDES Are The Best!


A blonde came into the emer- gency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off. 'How did this happen?' the emergency room doctor asked her.


'Well, I was trying to commit suicide,' the blonde replied.


‘Chuckles’ Cont. on Page 12


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