ten reasons any reasonable person would be logically compelled TO love us

Proof

[1 ] YOU’RE THE CENTER OF OUR UNIVERSE. All of our 730

students are undergraduates. The student-to-faculty ratio is 9 to 1. You are the reason we’re here.

[2 ] WE GET OUR HANDS DIRTY. We spend more than three million

dollars every year on undergraduate research. Our curriculum is riddled with hands-on experience. An insane percentage of our students participate in summer research with faculty. Major corporations pay over $40,000 to have teams of our stu- dents solve their problems as part of our renowned Clinic Program. You’ll do research. And it will matter.

[3 ] OUR PROFESSORS ARE NOT UNTOUCHABLE GODS. Yes,

they’ve all got the highest degree in their field, and yes, they expect you to join them in conducting world- class research. But they’re also real people. They rock climb, they play in jazz bands, they compete in “Danc- ing with the Claremont Stars.”

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