And Finally...


The artist formally known as Jordan stumbles out of Trannyshack one morning and heads straight for the GMTV studios where she lip-synchs with all the enthusiasm and gusto of the jaded drag queen she looks like.


Miss Piggy sings about ‘sucking on my titties’, Animal drums like you know he always wanted to and Henderson gets on the phone to it’s lawyers.


Is R Kelly a subversive comedy genius creating allegorical stories to refl ect our troubled times? Or a perverse idiot savant surrounded by yes men fulfi lling his troubled visions? Either way, part nine of his R&B opera will never grow old. Oh, and it features Omar from The Wire.


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