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huge oil spill about to destroy your company’s reputation and the surrounding eco- system? obama on your back? Then don’t let it get you down, learn to see the lighter side. bet you’re feeling better already? if all else fails, you probably have the contacts to get a job as an arms dealer, so cheer up!


Tired of formulaic hollywood movies rehashing the same plots, characters and simplistic morality? Then step behind the curtain and learn how to bash out your own oscar-nominated movie with no thought or conviction whatsoever. congratulations, you’re now an executive producer.


This is Toni Tambourine at the infamous Pineapple Dance studios. he works for Defected records. in his defence they have just signed Tensnake’s ‘coma cat’.


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