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t , .-. ■ Disney comedy adventure sequel, stamng;; Tim Allen. (Q U O BBC News; Weather (C)


I'rit - 1 2 5 Regional New^ Weather (C) 1 3 5 '- . ‘i T r OnlyFooIsand Horses The Trotters finally • •


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>: 'A- FacloryThe science behind traditional .V i' • r r. festive fevourrtes. (CKR) 3.05 FILM: Cars : . j B: (2005) (U) Premiere. Pixar animated • • : '• : .: adventure, with the voices of Owen Wilson '


' j - r a n d Paul Newman. (C) 4.55 Shrek the Halls . . : ' FesUve animated short, starring the lovable - A-;v.: mob. (CXR) 5 1 5 FILM: The Chronicles of I V . Narnia: Prince Caspian (2008) (PG) > .


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- &45 Animal Park: Wild In Africa (CXR) ' . 9 30 Climbing Great Buildings (CXR) - 10.00 FILM: The Fox and the Child : (2007) (U) Premiere. Drama, stamng • Bertille NoelSruneau. (C) 1 1 3 0 F I LM : : Suspicion (1341) (PG) Alfred Hitchcock’s thnller. stamng Cary Grant. (C) 1 0 5 R LM : She Wore a Yellow Ribbon (1349) (U)


. Western, stamng John Wayne. (C) 2A5 Mozart's Don Giovanni from Glyndeboume (C)5.45 Celebrity Eggheads The quiz


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champions take on a team of voiceover r-' c artists. (C) 63 5 Dad’s Army Mainwanng a > organises a Chnstmas treat (CXR) 6.45 /< Carols from King's A festive concert from the Chapel of King's College. Cambridge, - featunng a recital of the Nativity arul carols performed by the chapel choir. (C): -


6.00 Daybreak (T) 8 3 0 Lorraine (T) 9 3 5 .r This Morning: Christmas Crackers (T) <->: 10.40 R LM : Casper (1995) (PG) Family - comedy, stamng Chnsbna R ica (T) 1 2 3 0 . (TV News (T) 12.45 Regional News; x - > Weather (T) 1 2 3 5 FILM: MIrade on 34th Street (1994) (U) Chnstmas family drama remake, with Richard Attenborough. (T) . ^ 3.00 FILM: The Queen (2006) (12) Fact- based drama about how the rcyal family ; . andTonyBlairdeattwiththedeattiof Princess Diana. Stamng Helen Mirren in an Oscar-winning role, with Michael Sheen. (T) 4 3 5 Countrywise at Christinas The team' visits Cornwall in a festive editxsn of th e . -- programme. (T) 5.55 The Santa Files with : John Sergeant The broadcaster tells the story of Father Chnstmas. (T) 6 3 0 ITV ■ • New$(T)


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6 00 Safi Mall (TXR) 6.05 The Treade ' People (TXR) 6 3 5 Yo Gabba Gabba (TXR)" 6 40 Freshly Squeezed 7 3 0 Frasier (TXR) 735 According to Jim (TXR) 6 0 0 Olive the Other Reindeer (TXR) 9.00 T4: Friends ( I ) ; (R) 9 3 0 T4: Friends (TXR) 10.00 T4: The .'a Simpsons (TXR) 1 0 3 0 T4: Cheryt Cole T4 A Special (TXR) 10.45 T4: Glee (TXR) 1 1 4 0 FILM: Jingle All the Way (1996) (PG) 1 2 0 The Snowman (TXR) 1 5 0 Prep & Landing ‘ (TXR) 2 3 0 Celebrity Come Dine with Me ^ (TXR) 2 3 0 Celebrity Come Dine with M e :. (TXR) 3 3 5 Celebrity Come Dine with Me (TXR) 3.55 Celebrity Come Dine with Me v (TXR) 4 3 5 Celebrity Come Dine with Me • (TXR) 5.00 Deal or No Deal: Scrooge or >: Santa (T) 6 0 0 R LM : A Christmas Carol: The Musical (2004) (PC) Dickens musical stamng Kelsey Grammer. (T) ‘ . i


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6 0 0 Milkshake! 10.00 K-91 0 3 5 Penguin Adventure with Nigel Marven (TXR) 1 1 0 5 Zoo Days (TXR) 1 1 3 5 Zoo Days (IXR) ^ ^ ' 1 1 4 5 Five News (T) 1 1 3 5 R LM : 15aw!- Mommy Kissing Santa Claus (2002) (PG ) . (T) 1 4 0 Neighbours (T) 2 3 0 R LM : Single Santa Seeks Mrs Claus (2004) (PG). . .'i:; Comedy, stamng Crystal Bernard. (T) 4.00 - R LM : Scrooge (1951) (U) Charles A Dickens'fantasy. stamngAlastaIrSim.(T} c 6 4 5 Neighbours Sam suspects the Kennedys are not as united as they seem.' (TXR) 6 3 5 Monkey Ufe The chimps make snowballs as winter gnps the parK and concern grows as Charlie the chimp s ^ -. r condition takes a turn for the worse. (T). . 6.45 R LM : Last Action Hero (1993) (PG) Comedy adventure, witti Arnold. - A ; ' . Schwarzenegger (T)


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ITV2 6 00 Coronation Streel 6 3 5 Emmerdale 73o' LooseWomen830SallyJessyRaphael835 A


Judge Jody 9 3 5 Airline at Chnsimas 1030 Celebnty Who Wants to Be a MiTionaire? 1 1 3 0 Coronation Street 12.00 Emmerdale


123SCmdefella230DickWhraington4-00 Jack and the Beanstalk 5 3 5 Aladdin 700


FILM; .Nanny McPhee (2005) (U). Period fantasy, stamng Emma Thompson. 9.00 The Only way Is Essexmas 10.00 Celebrity Ju'ce;


JIS Special 1 0 4 5 Cetebnty Juice: McFly - '


Special 113 0 Celebrity Juice N-Oubz Special 1 2 3 5 Celebnty Juice: Chnstmas Special 1 0 0 '


The Only Way Is Essexmas 200 Kerry Katona - The Next Chapter 2 3 0 Coronation Street 3 4 0 Emmerdale 4.00 One Night Stand with


Scissor Sisters 4 3 0 Gossip Girl 5 35 n v at the Chnsimas Movies-'


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6 0 0 Film Rle 6 3 0 Heartbeat 7.05 George and Mildred 7.40 The Darling Buds of May 6 4 5 RLM: Cdumbo: Ransom for a Dead Man (1971) (PG). Detective drama, starring •


Peter Fatk. 10.45 Agatha Christie's Poirot 6 0 5 A Chnstmas Carol 4.40 Christmas lights 6 15 Mr Bean 6 3 0 Agatha Chnstie s Poirot 9.00 RIM: Unde Buck (1989) (15). Family -


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1 0 0 WhOtia^Md' 1II Coine to You John Hurt stars in this spooky tale based on th e ; Edwardian ghost story, abouta man3>i^^J Y haunted by an apparition be seetftn’a desolate beach. Gemma Jones and Lesley Sharp c(«tar (C) •»


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9 3 5 The Many Faces of Alison Steadman :• The UverpooHwn actress reminisces about her career, including her early screen t appearances.(C)


' 1 0 18.00 Have I Got News for You Christmas ri:


;« pi^ ’ Special Festive edition of the quiz, hosted • • W - i t by Alexander Annstrong, With Paul Merton and Ian Hislop.


: 5 ^ ^ 1 0 3 0 The Graham Norton Show With '■-’ "Vj David Wainams and Matt Smith. (Q


■I 1 1 1 5 The National Lcttery: 25 ChristaM " i


1 0 3 5 Gavin & Stacey Ch ristrm Special The Wests join ttie Shipmans on Chnstmas Eve for one of Mick’s famous turkey dinners, but Gavin and Stacey’s’^ i- i^ s^ - t announcement dampens the mood. Festive x edition of the comedy from 2008. (CXR) 1 1 3 5 The Wont Christmas of My Ufa .Howard takerjaby Emily to visit lfather?.j^: Christmas. Festive comedy, starring B e n ^


9.00 Paul 0 Grady's Christmas Singer and a actress Bette Midler chats and performs a s : Paul presents a selection box of seasonal chat and good cheer. Emmerdale stari.^l^ Danny Miller (Aaron Uvesy) looks back on another eventful year In the Dales soap and world heavyweight boring champion David - f Haye makes a special appearance. (T)


9.00 Peep Show & TeD Documentary reflecbng on the sitcom s extraordinary cult


. fiXkiwing as part of Peep Show Night,= featunng Interviews with stars Robert Webb' and David MitchelL and writers Sam Batn ‘^?


and Jesse Armstrong, as wen as hardcore fans everywhere • from New Malden to New Zealand. The cast and crew also sefecl ^ -> their fewunte moments from the series. (T) -


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r&OO Edwardian Farm Alex llhglands and . Peter Ginn set sail in an Edwardian trawler / ; for a fishing tnp, but as women were-^s^fi ' considered bad luck at sea, Ruth Goodman^ '.Is left ashore to forage on the beach,^yv> : prepare potted shrimp and build a smoke-:? : house to cure mackerel She also explores i


-one of the growing fashions of the era by • holding a seance, while once back on diy-^ tend.(C)^; ;'^ji,^i <^ ^


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camcorder calamities and viewers’ motNle v phone footage captunng Chnstmas catastrophes. (TXR)-'^ 8 3 0 Coronatlan Street Becky f l ^ her.4x: comer when Tracy heads to the pub and demands to see Amy. A broken fami^ reunites to celebrate Chnstmas and an agitated Gary cracks up. (T)


6 00 One Bom at Christmas NewseriesiA^ Uve footage of babies being bom on r - . - Christmas Eve at Pnncess Anne Hospital In Southamptoa Includes the latest news from the maternity ward and behliKkhe- v % scenes coverage of the working fife of the hospital and Its departments. (T) r


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7.00 Emmerdale Chas r^ ln s uncertain'. on the eve (ri her wedding stnrg^ing to decide between her love for Carl and anger about his affair. Aaron sneaks into the ■-'i -'r' hospital to visit Jackswi. (T) 7 3 0 Coronation Street Tracy Bartow. makes a dramatic return to the Streel (T) >


7.40 Channel 4 News (T) 'iTT*


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comedy, stamng John Candy. 1100 An Audience with Freddie Starr 1205 Another


AudiencewTth Reddie StarrlOO RLM: lee Bound (2003) (PG). Fact-based drama, stamng Susan Sarandon. 2 3 5 On the Buses 3 3 0 Drama Trails 6 4 0 Emmerdale


BBC3 7.00 Top Gear 6 0 0 RLM: War of the Worlds


(20C6) (12). Sckfi ihnller, stamng Tom Cruise.; 9 3 0 Great Movie Mistakes 10.00 EastEndero 103 0 Russell Howaid's Good News 1100 Family Guy 1 1 4 5 le e Nelson’s Well Good


Show 123 5 Mongrels 1 2 4 5 American Dad! 1 3 0 Two Pints of lager and a Packet of


Cnsps 2 3 0 Russell Howard's Good News 6 0 0 Mongrels 3 3 0 Lee Nelson's Well Good Show 4.00 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 5.00 Freak Like Me 5 30 Close..


BBC4 7.00 Shanties and Sea Songs with Gareth


Malone 6 0 0 Sacred Music 9 30 Soul Noeh Gospel & Soul Stars Singing Christmas 103 0 Mark lawson Talks to Simon Russell Beafe 1 1 3 0 Cardigans at Christmas - ■ 122 0 Matt Monro; The Man with the Golden Voice 1 2 0 A Child s Christmases in Wales • 2 2 0 Sacred Music 3 3 0 Oose..


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Merlin's Apprentice 1 2 5 Scrubs 2 20 KtXlyoaks 2 5 0 Friends 4 3 0 1 0 0 Greatest Toys widi Jonathan Ross 7 35 Riends 1200 . Misfits Chnstmas Special 1 0 5 RIM: Made in America (1993) (12) 3.05 Scrubs 3 30 Reno 9111430 What About Brian 4 35 Switched


FILM4 1100 Please SIrl (1971) (U). Comedy, stamng


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9.00 Greatest Christmas TV Moments Threfrhour countdown of 50 Christmas TV j crackers, past and present, Including classic soap moments, dramatic endings;?^ sitcom specials, comedy sketches and light- entertainment highlights that have made ‘^1


that little box In the comer the focus of the ^ festive hoTiday season for decad^^A^^t^ Highlights indude famous couples Den and • Angie, Jart and Vera, and Gavin & ^ ce y ; r»


10.00 n v News and Weather 1 0 3 5 R LM : H ie Holiday (2006) (12) Two? single women living on opposite sides of ' i y tne Atlantic agree to a house exchange over,: the Chnstmas hoTidays.' In their new surroundings, both women unexpectedly meet partners. Romantic comedy, starring Cameron Diaz, Kate W in sH Jack Black,'f?iS Jude law and Ell WaHach. (I)


; 10.05 Peep 5how Mark Invites his parents I over for Chnstmas lunch. (T)'-


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. 1 1 3 5 Peep Show Jeremy organises a magic mushroom party (TKR)' t 1 1 3 0 Chris Moyles' Christmas Quiz Night The host Is joined by Pamela Anderson,'-5-Y- .Kelly Osbourne and Paddy McGuInness.-??-? Last mtheseries. (TXR)


V 1 2 U S R LM : The Money P it (1986) (15) A


'■ PM yuppie couple renovate a ramshackle o l d " ' house, only to see their dream home


. ‘a ;:- gradually turn Into a nightmare. Comedy, - ; stamng Tom Hanks, Shelley Long Alexander>


. Godunov and Joe Mantegna. (C) 1 4 0 BBC News(C)


^ 1 1 2 3 5 The Goodies and the Beanstalk > 1


Festive edition of the 1970s comedy show.-i Graeme attempts to alleviate the tno's > finatKial problems by planting a baked vV;':i bean. John Qeese guest stars. (CXR) 1 1 0 > Medium (CXR) 1 5 5 Medium (CHR) 2 3 5 Oos^


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12.45 Christmas Tales: Angels Rona. -. Phillips explores the history of angels. Last In the senes; (TXR) ITV News Headlines. - >


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1 4 0 R LM : Dead Calm (1989) (15) Suspense thnller, with Nicole KkJman, B lly : Zane, Rod Mullinar and Joshua Tllden. (T) - 330lTVNightscreen


1Z40 The Moonbird Dark fairytale about an orphan battling a sorceress. (T) 1 2 3 5 *' R LM : Hero (2002) (12) Martial arts - "


adventure, stamng Jet U and Tony Leung " Chiu Wat. 2 3 5 King of the Hill (T) 3.00 This


Week's 4Muslc Top 20 (T) 4.45 £R (TXR) - 5 30 One Tree Hill (T)c^


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event 445Street Market Chefs. Two 'm -A.-: Bakewell chefs create meals using- V ^v? chocolate. (TXR) 5 3 0 Michaela’s Wild Challenge (TXR) 5 3 5 Michaela's Wild Challenge (TXR)


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, Gromit; Doctor W 10 meeting Kylie Minogue;'^ perennial music show Top of the Ffop^ and 5 the ultimate Irony cri sitting down to watch *


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John Alderton. 1 0 0 This Happy 6eed (1944). (U) 3 3 0 Brief Encounter (1945) (PG) 4 30 The Parent Trap (1998) (U) 7 3 5 Etf (2003) (PG). Fantasy comedy, with WU FerreiL 9.00 ' Chocolat (2000) (12). Romantic drama, with Jufiette Binoche and Johnny Depp. 1130 Underworld: Evolution (2006) (18). Horror fantasy sequel stamng Kate Beckmsale. 120 Amefie (2001) (15) 3.40 Short and Curties


DAVE 7 30 Total Wipeout USA 8.00 Top Gear 10.00


Robot Vfais Extreme 1 1 0 0 Total Wipeout USA 1 2 0 0 Top Gear 1 0 0 Genius 1 4 0 Have I


Got News for You 2 3 0 (X 3.00 Robot Wars Extreme 4.00 Top Gear 6 0 0 Total Wipeout USA7.OOHavelGotNewsforYou7.40QI


6 2 0 rm Alan Partridge 6 0 0 Mock the Week 2 3 5 Chandon Pictures 6 0 0 Close.


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Malcolm in the Middle 6 0 0 Terry Pratchett s . Kog^ttier 1030 Malcolm in the Middle 1100 Roone/sStreAStn'ker 1200FootbalTs


Greatest 100 RIM: George and the Dragon ' - (2004) (PG). Family fantasy adventure, witti - •


James Purefby. Michael Oaike Duncan andPiper-- Peraba 245 Uttle Crackers 6 00 The Simpsons' : 430 Terry Pratchett sHogfather 600 NoeTs - • ChnstmasPresents2010730Av3tanANew;.' 0unensk)n600ModemFami|y630The: Simpsons 930 Uttle Crackers 960 Andrew


Stone s Meaning cri Chnstmas 1060 Utile Crackers 1100 A League ctf Their Own Chnstmas •


1200 Got to Dance: Preview Show 100 Oops TV . , 150 Road Vfam 2 4 0 Justin Lee Collins: Surfer . 360The4400430SenMetheAnswef530.;


AreYouSmarterThanalOYearOld? MUSTO • MAGEE • SCHNEIDERS • MEYER • GREEN .COAST • ETON . . 10.OOComeFlywtthMeNewseries.Matt:; . ( pjyf- Lucas and David Vfalliams star in this spoof I


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1 0 6 0 BBC News, Weather (C) " •10.45 On Christmas Night Actor Paterson^^


. 1 2 1 2 3 5 FILM: A Fish Called Wanda >. P M (1988) (15) A gullible bamstens targeted


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Joseph reads a favourite bible passage. (C)'. 10.50 R LM : 5tarsky & Hutch (2004) (IS)' Corner^, stamng Ben Stiller and Owen


10.45 Miranda The joke-shop owner '-- -r ' dreams of the perfect Chnstmas. Guest stamng Tom Conti, with Miranda Kart. Last; In the senes. Last In the senes. (CXR) - 1 1 3 5 Have I Got a Bit More News for You. Christmas Special Extended festive edition' of the quiz, hosted by Alexander Armstrong.: Among the guest panelists Joining team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislc^ is comedian Ross Noble. (C) 4.:''


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12.00 Being Ronnie Corbett Documental charting the comedian^ long career, ;uv - featunng interviews with the man himself, > plus Rob Brydon, Cattierne Tate. Bruce - . Forsyth. Michaei Palm and Ben Miller. (CKR) 1 0 0 Top of the Pops 2 Christmas Special- 2010 (CKR) 2 6 0 Close


L 4 0 R LM : Clockwise (1986) ( P G jn v Comedy, stamng John Qeese, Alison Steadman, Stephen Moore, Penelope ’ ' Wilton and Joan Hickson; (T) (TV News ? '■ > Headlines. 3.05 R LM : Police Academy (1984)(15)Comedy.stamngSteve'. A ? ■ 6 u t te n b e rg ,(T )4 .4 0 n V N ig h ts c re e n ;


il.OO ITVi(,O T (T i / ? ■ * .> « 'V ~ n 5 1 1 3 5 R LM : You, Me and Dupree (2006) r (12) Thirtysomething slacker Dupree finds himself out of a Job with nowhere to five,-.' # and turns to his nevriy mamed best friend Carl for a place to stay. Comedy, starring ;.i>»: Owen Wilson, Matt Dillon. Kate Hudson and ■ Michael Douglas. (T)-^ < '


10.00 Alan Cam Tooth Fairy Uve The comedian s sellout May 2007 show at London's Hammersmith Apollo, In which he talks about childhood and adolescence. (T)' (R)


BBCl,i0.00pm - t : 7 v 7.00SttctlyCome Dancing Christmas •. : X


. piyj Special Festive endofifear extravaganza, ^ b --^:/i'.ln which Sfrictly newcomers Fern Bnttwi,-v y J/zVJune Brown, RonnI Ancona. John -.4 > = Barrowman and Vince Cable compete for ? the coveted Chnstmas trophy. (C) ^ ,<


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• Yp;irV. Janine takes revenge on Stacey, Jean is left : t f^ l- re e lin g by a shocking discovery, and Ronnie andRoxyvowtoseejusticedone Elsewhere, Bianca has a nas^ surprise for;


■ Whitney, and Dot entertains the locals Inj^'-: -:


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the preanct. while Dave and Denise are r concerned their gift of a fridge magnet ‘ ^ y' . fooks poor next to the lavish presents brought by Anthony. Ricky Tomlinson, Sue - Johnston, Caroline Aheme, Craig Cash and ^ Raff little star (C)


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, 7.00 Top Gear Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May compare the Mercedes^enz SLS AMG. Porsche 9 1 1GT3 RS and Ferrari 458 Italia in an epic road tnp up Amenca’s east coast They ; ' • - ' undertake a senes of challenges:" ■ •; culminabng in a race to find the fastest way into New York City. (CXR) • *: - - . : -


6 0 0 Dad's Army Mainwanng finds himself bidding against Pike for an orange a ta fundraising bazaar, and the private reveals a stubborn streak that costs the captain dear (CXR)


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8 6 5 Blackadder’s Christmas Carol Kindly Ebenezer Biackadder is forced to deal with visits from he loathsome relatrves and then gains an in s is t into the dastardly deeds of he ancestors. With Rowan Atkinson. (CXR)


9 3 0 5wlng!n’ Christmas Michaei -j - • ' Parkinson presents a programme of festive: music by John Wilson and his orchestra, v


joined by guests Seth MacFarlane, Anna- ^ Jane Casey and Curtis Stigers. (C) / • ^ A'


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7.00 Coronation Street Hour-long episode. The Rovers staff prepare for the par^, only for a brawl to break out when Tracy ■ discovers the McDonalds’ secret, and one tortured soul has a confession to make. (T)


One Born at Christmas CHANNEL 4 ,9.00pm '


7.00 R LM : Edward Scissorhands (1990) (PC) A reclusive genius creates a boy but dies before completing him, leaving his -A- creation with sctssor4ike blades instead of hands. A kindly woman from a nearby I 'p suburb takes pt^ on the lonely boy and ^^


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; ; ; Abbey (Q 1 1 0 0 FILM: The Santa Clause i . : -Y 3: The Escape Clause (2006) (U)


Vy- . Chnstmas fantasy comedy sequel, stam'ng - . Tim Men. (C) 1 2 3 5 R LM : Madagascar


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■ / .vdce of Ben Stiller. ( 0 1 4 5 BBC News; . Regional News; Weather (C) 2 0 0 Top of the


• . ' Pops Christmas 3.00 The Queen (C) 3 3 0 j FILM: Shrek the Third (2007) (U)


. Premiere. Animated sequel, with the voice o f Mike Myers. ( 0 4 6 0 The Gniffalo


Animated adaptation of the chtWren’s book, with the voice of Robbie Cottrane- (CXR)


•' 5.00 BBC News; Weather (Q 5 3 0 The One


, ; - Ronnie Comedy stars help Ronnie Corbett - celebrate his 80th birthday. (C) 6 0 0 Doctor


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6 M CBBC 6 5 5 Animal Park (CXR) 9 3 5 FILM: The Meerkats (2008) (PG) Premiere. Documentary following the daily struggles of a clan of meerkatt (C) 11,1^ FILM; SIngIn’ in the Rain (1952) (U) Musical conedy, starring Gene Kel^ (C) 125 5 FILM: The Man Who Would Be King (1975) (PG) Drama, stamng Sean Connery. Michael Came. Saeed Jeffrey and Christopher Plummer. (C) 3.00 Birmingham Royal Ballet’s Cinderella (C) 60 0 The Queen Her Majes^s annual address. (CXR) 5 3 0 The Private Ufe of a Christmas Masterpiece: The Adoration of the Christ Child Rlippo Lippi’s 15tlKentu7 painting depHtting the birth of Christ (C) 6.00 Carols for Christmas Day. From Winchester Cathedral A concert of popular carols and classical Christmas music (C)


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