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For the best deals on SON0TVs, videos SKY MOVIES 1
6.00 The Age of Innocence (U) (1993) 8.30 Babylon 5: Legend of the Rangers (PG) (TVM 2002) 10.05 Clockstoppers (PG) (2002) 11.45 Big Fat Liar (PG) (2002) 1.45 Clockstoppers (PG) (2002) 3.45 Babylon 5: Legend of the Rangers (PG) (TVM 2002) 5.45 Big Fat Liar (PG) (2002) 7.30 Sky Movies News 8.00 The Good Girl (15) (2002) 10.00 28 Days U t e r (18) (2002) 11.55 Point of Origin (15) (TVM 2002) 1.25 Live from Baghdad (15) (TVM 2003) 3.15 America's Sweethearts (12) (2001) 5.00 Mermaid (PG) (TVM 2000)
SKY MOVIES 2
6.15 Oh GodI Book Two (PG) (1980) 8.05 Warriors of Virtue 2: Return to Tao (PG) (2002) 9.50 u s Top 1010.20 Bogus (PG) (1996) 12.20 wind (PG) (1992) 2.30 My Big Fat Greek Wedding (PG) (2002) 4.15 Warriors of Virtue 2: Return to Tao (PG) (2002) 6.00 Bogus (PG) (1996) 8.00 My Big Fat Greek Wedding (PG) (2002) 9.40 A Time to Kill (15) (1996) 12.10 Proximity (15) (2001) 1.40 Lake Consequence (18) (1994) 3.15 Crossroads (PG) (2002) 5.00 Oh God! Book Two (PG) (1980)
SKY CINEMA 1
6.00 King Richard and the Crusaders (PG) (1954) 8.00 The Littlest Hobo (U) (1958) 9.30 King Solomon’s Mines (PG) (1937) 11.00 King Richard and the Crusaders (PG) (1954) 1.00 Great Expectations (PG) (1946) 3.00 Shoulder Arms (U) (1918) 3.45 Chaplin Today — The Circus 4.30 The Circus (U) (1928) 6.00 Great Expectations (PG) (1946) 8.00 Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life (15) (1983) 10.00 The Omen (18) (1976) 11.55 Richard Pryor: Here and Now (18) (1983) 1.35 Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life (15) (1983) 3.25 Chaplin Today — The Circus 4.00 The Thiel Who Came to Dinner (PG) (1973)
SKY ONE
5.10 The Sharon Osbourne Show. 6.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 7.00 Translormers: Armada. 7.30 Pokemon. 8.00 Gamezville. 9.00 Yu-Gi-Oh! 9.30 America’s Dumbest Criminals. 10.00 WWE. 12.00 WWE. 1.00 Gamezville. 2.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 3.00 Enterprise. 4.00 Mutant X. 5.00 Jake 2.0. 6.00 Tarzan. 7.00 Malcolm in the Middle. 7.30 Malcolm in the Middle. 8.00 The Simpsons. 8.30 The Simpsons. 9.00 Kirsty’s Home Videos. 10.00 Double or Nothing. 11.00 Totally Out of Control; Nature. 12.00 Angel. 1.00 FILM: Daleks: Invasion Earth 2150 AD. 2.35 Cops. 3.00 Cops. 3.25 Law and Order. 4.20 Hot Love.
SKY SPORTS 1
6.00 Aerobics. 6.30 Cricket. 7.00 Champions League. 7.30 World Sport. 8.00 Cricket. 8.30 Champions League. 9.00 Super League. 10.30 Live Cricket. Sussex v Lancashire. Coverage continues on Sky Sports 3. 1.00 Live Football League. Crystal Palace v West Ham United (KickKiff 3.00pm). 6.00 Live Super League. St Helens v Bradford Bulls (Kick-off 6.00pm). 8.00 Live Greyhounds. The Greyhound Derby semi finals. 10.00 WWE. 12.00 Football League. 1.30 WWE. 3.30 Football League. 5.00 Moto Plus. 5.30 360 Surfing.
SKY SPORTS 2
6.00 Sports Unlimited. 7.00 WWE. 8.00 Surfing. 8.30 Australian Rules Football. 10.30 Live Australian Rugby League. Newcastle Knights v Melbourne Storm. 12.45 Live Rugby Union. Devon v Gloucestershire (Kick-off 1.00pm), Leicester Tigers v Sale Sharks (Kick-off 3.30pm) and Bafh v Wasps (Kick-off 6.00pm). 8.30 Uve US Tour Golf. The St Jude Classic and the Senior PGA Championship. 1.00 Super League. 3.00 Australian Rugby League. 5.00 Max Power.
SKY SPORTS 3
7.00 Premier Snooker League. 9.00 Golf. 1.00 Live Cricket. Sussex v Lancashire. 6.30 Live Test Cricket. West Indies v Bangladesh. 10.00 Max Power. 11.00 Rugby Union. 2.00 Close.
EUROSPORT
7.15 Aiming For Athens. 7.30 Yoz. 8.00 Cycling. 8.45 International Football. 10.30 Live Super Racing Weekend. From Brno, Czeoh Republic. 11.30 Live French Open Tennis. The sixth day. 3.00 Live World Superbike Championship. From Germany. 4.00 Live Tour of itaiy Cyoiing. The 19th stage. 5.00 Live French Open Tennis. The sixth day. 8.00 Live French Cup Footbail. 10.00 International Football. 11.00 News Report. 11.15 World Superbike Championship. 12.15 Cycling. 1.45 News Report. 2.00 Close.
UKTV Gold
5.05 The New Adventures of Superman. 6.00 Charlie’s Angels. 7.10 What a Carry Onl 7.45 FILM; Carry On Behind. 9.30 What a Carry Onl 10.05 FILM: Carry On Cleo. 11.55 What a Carry Onl 12.25 FILM; Carry On Columbus. 2.05 What a Carry Onl 2.40 FILM: Carry On Girls. 4.25 What a Carry On! 5.00 FILM: Carry On Behind. 6.50 FILM: The Saint. 9.00 Jonathan Creek. 11.30 Blackadder’s Christmas Carol. 12.30 Carrott’s Commercial Breakdown. 1.35 Jonathan Creek. 4.05 Charlie’s Angels.
LIVINGtv
5.00 The Wedding Planner. 5.30 Home Shopping. 7.00 Hi-5.7.35 Jibba Jabba. 7.45 Tiny and Crew. 8.05 Barney 8.35 Elmo’s World. 8.50 Petals. 8.55 Barney 9.25 Hi-5. 10.00 The
BBC1
6.00 CBeebies: Teletubbies. (R) (C) (S) 6.40 Angelmouse. (R) (C) (S) 6.45 Clifford. (R) (C) (S) 7.00 CBBC: Metalheads. (R) (C) (S) 7.15 Super Duper Sumos. (R) (C) (S) 7.35 Arthur. (R) (C) (S) 8.05 The Fairly Odd Parents. (R) (C) (S) 8.30 The Saturday Show. (C) (S) 10.00 The Mysti Show. (C) 11.00 Top of the Pops Saturday. (S) 12.00 BBC News; Weather. (C) 12.10 Football Focus. (S) 1.00 Grandstand. Introduced by Steve Rider. (S) 1.05 Rowing. 2.00 Golt. (C) 5.15 News; Regional News; Weather. (C) 5.35 I’d Do Anything. Ian Wright hosts the game show in which people face their greatest fears in an attempt to try to win a dream-come-true experience for a loved one. (C) (S)
6.25 Strictly Come Dancing. After Jason Wood and Kylie Jones failed to impress the voting viewers last week, the remaining couples battle it out live on the Blackpool Tower dancefloor, periorming the tango and jive. Bruce Forsyth and Tess Daly present. (C) (S)
7.30 The National Lottery: In It to Win It. Dale Winton presents the quiz show in which five contestants pit their wits against each other to scoop a big prize. Includes the Lotto, Lotto Extra and the Thunderball draws. (C) (S)
8.15 Casualty. Harry’s return to work prompts Charlie to draft his resigna tion letter, Fin and Comfort enjoy a romantic picnic, while Nikki and Lara are taken hostage after getting caught up in a robbery at a jeweller’s. Con cludes tomorrow. (C) (S)
9.05 FILM: Deep Impact (1998). A veter an astronaut is called out of retire ment and entrusted with the task of destroying a huge comet before it col lides with Earth and wipes out mankind. Interesting apocalyptic thriller, starring Robert Duvall. (C) (S)
10.55 BBC News; Weather; (C) National Lottery Update.
11.15 FILM: Timecop (1994).Atime-travel- lirig cop sets out to track down a cor rupt politician who has the power to manipulate history. Brainless sci-fi adventure, starring Jean-Claude Van Damme and Mia Sara. (C) (S)
12.50 FILM: Chameleon (1995). A retired gov ernment agent seeks vengeance on the crim inal rnastermind who had his family butchered. Action-packed thriller, starring Anthony LaPaglia. (C) (S) 12.50 Weatherview. 2.40 Fri day Night with Jonathan Ross. (R) (C) (S) 3.35 A Question of Sport. (R) (C) (S) 4.05 Top of the Pops. (R) (C) (S) 4.35 BBC News 24.
Earthquake: 10.5, Channel 4, 7.30pm.
For those who didn’t catch the first episode of this drama last week, it followed Dr Samantha Hill, a geolo gist whose-theories were put to the test when a mas sive earthquake hit the West Coast of America. To make matters worse, a large por tion of land fell into the sea. This week, further quakes cause more problems, including the destruction of San Francisco. The presi dent orders a mass evacua
BBC2
6.00 Weekend 24. (S) 10.00 Saturday Kitchen. (C) (S) 11.30 Gary Rhodes: The Cookery Year. (R) (C) (S) 12.00 See Hear! (S) 12.45 Cagney and Lacey. (R) (C) 1.35 Cagney and Lacey. (R) (C) 2.20 Talking Movies. (C) 2.45 FILM: Ride Lonesome (1959). Western, starring Randolph Scott. (C) 3.55 FILM: Quantrill’s Raiders (1958). Civil War Western, starring Steve Coohran and Diane Brewster. (C) 5.05 Fred Dibnah’s Building of Britain. Exploring structures from the Middle Ages. (R) (C) (S)
5.35 The Good Life. Barbara’s last posh frock gets tom. (R) (C)
6.05 Flog It! From Exeter’s Matford Centre. (R) (C) (S)
7.05 The Rise of the Celebrity Class. Stories of the working-class stars of the 1960s. (C)(S)
8.05 The RHS Chelsea Flower Show. Alan Titchmarsh reviews the week- long evenl. Last in series. (C) (S)
9.05 Arena. Documentary profile of tenor Luciano Pavarotti, following his globe-trotting career from Los Angeles to his native Italy. (C) (S)
10.35 Have I Got News for You. Satiri cal current affairs quiz. (R) (C) (S)
11.05 Dead Ringers. Satirical impres sions and sketches. (R) (C) (S)
11.35 Rugby Special. A review of the season. Last in series.
1.05 BBC News 24.2.00 Learning Zone. (C) FIVE
6.00 Russell Grant’s Postcards. (S) 6.10 WideWorld. (R) (T) (S) 6.35 WideWorld. (R) (T) (S) 7.00 Sunrise. (S) 7.55 Home and Away. (T) (S) 10.00 Dawson’s Creek. (T) (S) 11.00 Milkshake! 11.00 Hercules: The Legendary Journeys. (T) (S) 11.55 Beast Wars. (R) (S) 12.25 Xcalibur. (R) (S) 1.00 Zentrix. (S) 1.30 Beyblade. (R) (T) (S) 2.00 Stepping Up. (R) (T) (S) 2.30 The Chart. (S) 3.00 FILM: Hello, Dolly! (1969) Colouriul musical, starring Bar bra Streisand, Walter Matthau, Michael Craw ford and Marianne McAndrew. (T) (S)
Golden Girls. 10.30 The Golden Girls. 11.00 The Nanny. 11.30 The Nanny. 12.00 Mysterious Ways. 12.55 Style Star. 1.25 Celebrity Extra. 1.40 FILM: The Way We Were. 4.00 My Wife and Kids. 4.30 Jesse. 5.00 That 70s Show. 5.30 According to Jim. 6.00 Celebrity Extra. 6.30 Style Star. 7.00 Will and Grace. 7.30 Will and Grace. 8.00 Charmed. 9.00 Most Haunted. 10.00 Most Haunted. 11.00 Most Haunted. 12.00 Most Haunted. 1.00 Girlfriends. 1.30 Girlfriends. 1.55 Cold Squad. 2.50 Scream Team. 3.45 Queen Latifah. 4.30 The Golden Girls.
PLUS
5.00 The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes. 6.00 Hawaii Five-0.7.00 Not on Your Nellie. 7.30 The Dick Van Dyke Show. 8.00 Heartbeat. 9.00 Coronation Street. 11.30 McCloud. 1.00 Murder, She Wrote. 2.00 Hart to Hart. 3.00 FILM; Agatha Christie’s Thirteen at Dinner. 5.00 Murder, She Wrote. 6.00 Bewitched. 6.30 The Dick Van Dyke Show. 7.00 Heartbeat. 8.00 The Two Ronnies. 9.00 An Audience with Ellon John. 10.30 The Wheeltappers. 11.00 The Saint. 12.00 The Two
5.35 FILM: Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island (1998). Top-class animated adventure, with the voices of Scott Innes and Mark Hamill. (T)
7.00 Charmed. Part two. Piper and Phoebe continue to mourn. (R) (T) (S)
7.50 five news and sport. (T) (S) 8.10 Martial Law. Sammo and Terrell pose as teachers. Sammo Hung and Arse nic Hall star. (R) (T) (S)
9.05 CSI: Miami. Speedle bonds with a forensics enthusiast. (T) (S)
Ronnies.
1.00.FILM: Agatha Christie’s Thirteen at Dinner. 3.00 The Saint. 4.00 Not on Your Nellie. 4.30 Just for Laughs.
BBC THREE
7.00 Fergie and Son. 7.30 Strictly Come Dancing on Three. 8.20 The Mighty Boosh. 8.50 EastEnders Greatest Hits. 9.05 Kingdom Hospital. 9.45 FILM; Ginger Snaps. 11.30 Bodies. 12.30 Spine Chillers. 1.00 Strictly Come Dancing on Three. 1.50 The Mighty Boosh. 2.20 Body Hits. 2.50 Spine Chillers. 3.20 Strictly Come Dancing on Three. 4.10 Close.
ITV 2
9.25 Emmerdale. 12.40 Quincy. 1.40 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? 2.50 CD UK. 3.40 American Idol Special: The Phenomenon. 4.40 American Idol Finale. 5.30 American Idol Finale: The Result. 7.25 Hell’s Kitchen Live. 9.00 UEFA Stories. 10.05 Hell’s Kitchen: Extra Portions. 11.05 Hell’s Kitchen Live. 1.05 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? 2.15 Teleshopping. 3.15 Emmerdale. 6.00 Close.
10.00 Law and Order. The team investigate the bombing of a helicopter. Michael McKean stars; (T) (S) five news late.
11.00 FILM: Sleeping with the Devil (TVM 1997). A woman’s life is turned upside down by the discovery that her seem ingly perfect boyfriend is psychotically unbalanced. Torrid drama, starring Shannen Doherty. (T) (S)
12.50 NHL lee Hockey. (S) 4.20 Cold War. (T) (S) 5.10 Sons and Daughters. (R) (T) 5.35 Sons and Daughters. (R) (T)
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tion, while Hill’s controver sial plan to set off nuclear devices in the major fissure is finally adopted. Kim Delaney, Beau Bridges, Fred Ward and David Cubitt star.
CHANNEL 4
6.05 The Trap Door. (R) 6.10 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 6.35 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 7.00 Speedway Grand Prix. 7.55 Trans World Sport. (T) 8.55 The Morning Line. (T) 9.55 The Cricket Show. 10.25 T4: The Day After Tomorrow Premiere Special. 10.55 T4: Friends. (R) (T) 11.25 T4; Friends. (R) (T) 11.55 T4: The OC. (R) (T) 12.55 T4; As If. (T) 1.30 Channel 4 Racing from Kempton Park, Doncaslerand Musselburgh. Includ ing the 2.20 Victor Chandler Scottish Sprint Cup (5f). (T) 3.30 The Making of Troy. (R) (T) 4.00 Ten Days to D-Day. (R) (T) 6.00 30 Minutes. A report on the British intelligence services. (T) Channel 4 News. Including sport and weather. (T) Raging Planet. An insight into earthquakes. (R) (T) Earthquake: 10.5. Conclusion of the disaster drama, starring Kim Delaney and Beau Bridges. (T) Big Brother. Full coverage as the residents learn the details of their live challenge. (T) Friends. Chandler and Monica’s relationship becomes public. (R) (T) Friends. (R) (T) Friends. (R) (T) Friends. (R) (T)
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10.15 10.45 11.20 11.50
12.15 Friends. (R) (T) 12.50 Friends. (R) (T) 1.15 Big Brother Live. 2.55 Jack and Jill. (R) (T) 3.40 Jack and Jill. (R) (T) 4.25 The Chris Isaak Show. (T) 5.10 Countdown. (R) (S)
5.55 ITV Morning News. 6.00 GMTV. 6.00 Rock-a-bye Bubble. 6.20 Ni Ni’sTreehouse. 6 40 Boohbah. 7.05 Diggin’ It. 9.25 Ministry of Mayhem. (T) 11.30 CD UK. (T) (S) 12.20 ITV News; Weather. (T) (S) 12.25 Granada News: Weather. (T) (S) 12.30 FI: European Grand Prix Qualifying. Jim Rosenthal intro duces live coverage as the battle for pole position continues in the seventh race of the season at the Nurburgring in Germany. James Allen and Martin Bmndle commen tate. (T) 2.20 Coronation Street. (T) (S) 4.35 You’ve Been Framed! (R) (T) 5.05 Granada News; Weather. (T) (S) 5.19 Pollen Count. (S) ■ 5.20 ITV News and Sport; Weather.
5.35 FILM: Ju rassic Park (1993). Steven Spielberg's original and still unsurpassed dinosaur blockbuster about an island theme park where the main attractions have an unfor tunate tendency to go round devouring the visitors. Richard Attenborough, Sam Neill, Laura Dern, Jeff Goldblum, Samuel L Jackson and Bob Peck star. (T) (S)
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7.55 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Chris Tarrant hosts the big-prize game show, inviting another line up of contestants to have a go at answering 15 questions which could change their lives. (T)
9.05 Hell’s Kitchen. The surviving celebrities do their best to impress 70 discerning diners as they pre pare their signature dishes under the watchful eye of fearsome head chef Gordon Ramsay, but two more face the chop tonight. (T) (S)
10.05 FILM: The Silence of the Lambs (1990). Anthony Hopkins appears in the role that finally shot him to stardom - imprisoned psychopath Hannibal Lecter, who helps rookie FBI agent Jodie Foster track down a serial killer preying on women. Jonathan Demme's multi-Oscar- winning thriller, also starring Scott Glenn, Roger Corman and Chris Isaak. The on-screen electricity between a mesmerising Hopkins and a tough yet vulnerable Foster heightens the suspense to edge- of-the-seat intensity. Continues afterthenews. (T) (S):
11.00 ITV Weekend News; Weather. (T) (S)
11.14 Granada Weather. (T) (S) 11.15 FILM: The Silence of the Lambs (1990). Concluded. (T) (S)
12.40 Football League. (S) 1.40 Blank Screen. (R) (S) 1.45 Weapons of Mass Distraction. (R) (T) (S) 2.10 Blank Screen; (R) (S) ITV News Headlines. 2.15 Blank Screen. (R) (S) 2.20 FILM: Warlock: The Amnageddon (1993). Gloriously trashy hor ror sequel, starring Julian Sands as the son of the Devil, who returns to Earth in an attempt to unleash his father’s power. (T) (S) 3.55 Blank Screen; (R) (S) ITV News Headlines. 4.00 CD UK. (R) (T) (S) 4.40 Get Stuffed. (R) (T) 4.45 ITV Nightscreen.
YORKSHIRE
12.25 Calendar News 5.05 Calendar News and Sport 11.14 Local Weather
6.00 Breakfast. (C) (S) 9.00 Breakfast with Frost. (C) (S) 10.00 In Tune with the Spirit. (C) (S) 11.00 Call My Bluff. (R) (C) (S) 11.30 Countryfile. (C) (S) 12.00 BBC News. (C) 12.05 Keeping Up Appearances. (R) (C) 1.05 EastEnders. (C) (S) 3.00 Feather Boy. (C) (S) 4.50 Points of View. (C) (S) 5.05 Lifeline. Johnny Ball appeals on behalf of Soundabout and Nick Clark rounds up the latest charity news. (C) (S)
5.15 Songs of Praise. Jonathan Edwards presents Pentecost celebrations from Bracknell in Berkshire, where he meets members of a congregation who gave up their worldly goods to build a new church. (C) (S)
5.50 My Family. Susan is excited to hear that a famous heart-throb has been visiting Ben’s surgery. Peter Capaldi guest stars. (R) (C) (S)
5.20 News; Weather. (C) 6.45 Antiques Roadshow. The team visit Stroud, where they discover a beaker made by craftsman CR Ashbee, a 17th-century cushion and a rare marine chronometer. (R) (C) (S)
7.30 Ground Force. Charlie Dimmock, Tommy Walsh and the team tackle a garden in Garforth, West Yorkshire, where a stone-wall water feature, half a shed and an awning all add to the ambience — but will it still be in evi dence one year on? (C) (S)
8.00 Casualty. (Conclusion. Harry fights to save Nikki’s life, while Lara manages to escape with the help of one of the rob bers and Josh begs Charlie to change his mind about resigning. (C) (S)
8.50 BBC News; Weather. (C) 9.05 FILM: Captain Corelli’s Mandolin (2001). Premiere. Italian forces invade the picturesque Greek island of Kefalonia, where one of the newly arrived soldiers falls for a local girl — much to the disapproval of the other inhabitants. Stilted wartime romance, stam'ng Nicolas Cage. (C) (S)
11.05 FILM: Escape from Alcatraz (1979). A crook makes a daring attempt to break out of the notorious high-secu rity prison. Fact-based drama, featur ing mesmerising performances by Clint Eastwood as the cunning con vict and Patrick McGoohan as the sadistic warden; (C) Weatherview. -
1.00 FILM: Devils of Darkness (1964). A French vampire treats visitors to a tour of local crypts not mentioned in any travel brochures. Awful horror, stamng William Sylvester, Hubert Noel and Tracy Reed. (C) 2.25 BBC News 24.
Fighter Plane Dig - Live!, Five, 9.00pm.
On July 10,1940, the Ger man Luftwaffe began an aerial bombardment of ship ping convoys off the south east coast of England. Despite being heavily out numbered, British fighters were despatched to defeat the enemy planes, and against all the odds fought them off during a siege which became known as the Battle of Britain. Two British planes were lost and one, a Hurricane, saved Bucking-
BB02
6.00 CBeebies: Teletubbies. (R) (C) (S) 6.40 Angelmouse. (R) (C) (S) 6.45 Clif ford. (R) (C) (S) 7.00 CBBC. 7.00 Taz- Mania. (R) (C) (S) 7.20 Looney Tunes. (R) (C) 7.30 Smile. (C) (S) 10.30 The Super League Show. 11.00 The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. (R) (C) (S) 11.20 Sunday Grand stand. Introduced by Steve Rider and John Inverdale. (S) 11.35 World Track Cycling Championships. 1.00 French Open Tennis. (C) 3.00 Golf: The Volvo PGA Championship. (C) 6.40 Some Mothers Do 'Ave ’Em. Classic comedy, starring Michael Crawford. (R) (C)
7.10 Das Boot. The U-boat crevr’s excitement at firing on an enemy convoy proves short-lived. (R) (S)
8.00 Top Gear. James May pits a homing pigeon against Ford’s new Sportka. (C) (S)
9.00 Football Diaries. Weymouth FC are brought down to earth by a series of defeats. (C) (S)
10.00 Kingdom Hospital. Peter makes contact with Mary, little realising his ne’w room-mate is under the con trol of a malign influence. (C) (S)
10.45 15 Storeys High. A drunken Vince steals from the pub. (C) (S)
11.15 The EMMAs 2004. Hosted by Rageh Qmaar. (C) (S)
12.00 Superbikes. From Germany. 1.30 Close. 2.00 BBC Learning Zone. (C)
FIVE
6.00 Russell Grant’s Postcards. (S) 6.05 Wide World. (T) (S) 6.30 Milkshake! 6.30 Dapple- down Farm. (R) (S) 6.55 Barney. (R) (S) 7.25 Milkshake! (S) 7.30 Noddy. (R) (S) 7.45 Noddy. (R) (S) 8.00 Bear in the Big Blue House. (R) (T) (S) 8.30 The Save-Ums! (R) (S) 8.45 The Save-Ums! (R) (S) 9.00 Babar. (R) (S) 9.30 George Shrinks. (R) (S) 10.00 Don’t Blame the Koalas. (R) (S) 10.30 Make It Big. (T) (S) 11.00 Morris 2274. (R) (S) 11.20 Aliens Among Us. (R) (S) 11.35 Braceface. (R) (S) 12.00 Rooted. (T) (S) 12.35 Divine Designs. (R) (T) (S) 1.05
five news update. (T) (S) 1.15 The Chart. (R) (S) 1.45 FILM: Half a Sixpence (1967). Lavish musical, sfarring Tommy Steele. (T) 4.25 five news and sport. (T) (S) 4.35 The Tale of Peter Rabbit and Beatrix Potter. (T) (S) 5-10 FILM; Tarzan and the Lost City (1998). Simplistic family adventure,
with Casper Van Dien. ( f) (S)
6 40 FILM: CutThroat Island (1995). An educated slave agrees to help a tough female pirate. Seafaring adventure, stamng Geena Davis. (T)
9.00 Fighter Plane Dig — Live! John Suchet and Edwina Silver present as archaeologists attempt to locate and unearth the only British bomber to crash in London; (T) (S) five news late.
10.35 Human Combustion. Eyewitnesses, scientists and fire experts share their knowledge and experiences. (T) (S)
11.40 World's Wildest Police Videos. Amazing footage. (R) (T)
12.25 Major League Baseball. Arizona at Los Angeles. (S) 4.30 AMA Motocross. (R) (S)
BBC THREE SATELLITE PICK OF THE DAY
28 Days Later, Sky Movies 1, 10.00pm. Premiere. A motorcycle courier wakes from a coma to discover the streets of London virtually deserted - and soon learns the UK has been struck by a terrifying experimen tal virus which sends sufferers into a homicidal rage, leaving only a few people sane. Blockbusting horror from Trainspotting director Danny Boyle, starring Gillian Murphy, Naomie Harris, Brendan Gleeson, Megan Burns and Christopher Eccleston.
Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone, Sky Movies 1, 5.00pm. An orphaned youngster endures a miserable childhood until he learns he is to attend Hogwart’s School of Witchcraft and Wizardry - where he embarks on a series of encounters with a host of magical characters. Christopher Columbus’s blockbusting adventure is a visual treat as well as a cracking tale. Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Robbie Coltrane, Alan Rickman, Richard Harris and Maggie Smith star. The eagerly awaited third film, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, is scheduled for release this summer.
7.00 Who Rules the Roost? 8.00 Strictly Come Dancing on Three. 9.00 Bodies. 10.00 Coupling. 10.30 Little Angels. 10.45 Kingdom Hospital. 11.25 The Mighty Boosh. 11.55 Strictly Come Dancing on Three. 12.50 Trauma on Three. 1.20 Love For Sale. 1.50 Bodies. 2.50 Who Rules the Roost? 3.50 Close.
ITV 2
9.25 American Idol Finale. 10.15 American Idol Finale: The Result. 12.10 Emmerdale. 3.20 Coronation Street. 6.05 Hell's Kitchen Live. 7.10 American Idol Finale. 8.00 American Idol Finale: The Result. 9.55 Simon Cowell: American Idol. 10.55 Hell’s Kitchen: Extra Portions. 12.00 Hell's Kitchen Live. 2.00 Coronation Street. 2.25 Teleshopping. 4.25 Nightscreen. 5.00 Trisha. 6.00 Close.
PLUS
5.00 Hart to Hart. 6.00 Emmerdale. 8.30 Duck Patrol. 9.00 The Darling Buds of May. 10.00
ham Palace from a direct hit before becoming the only British plane to crash in Lon don. Now 89, pilot Ray Holmes appears in this Time Team-style documentary to reveal what happened to him. John Suchet and Edwina Silver present.
CHANNEL 4
5.55 Insektors. (R) (T) 6.05 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 6.30 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 6.55 Football: South American Championship. 7.50 Total ly Board in Cape Town. (R) 8.20 Vee-TV. 8.50 T4: Friends. (R) (T) 9.20 T4: Popworid. (T) 10.15 T4: Hollyoaks. (T) 12.45 T4: Big Brother’s Little Brother. (T) 1.50 T4: Big Brother Live Launch Show. (R) (T) 2.55 T4: Big Brother. (R) (T) 3.55 T4: England’s Anthems. (T) 4.55 T4: Friends. (R) (T) 5.25 T4: Friends. Another chance to see the last-ever episode of the popular sitcom. (R) (T)
6.30 T4: The OC. Seth juggles the women in his life. (T)
7.30 Channel 4 News. Including sport and vjeather. (T)
8.00 Vincent: The Full Story. The final years of Vincent Van Gogh. Last in the series. (T)
9.00 Big Brother. The psychologists give their insights. (T)
10.00 FILM: Swordfish (2001). Pre miere. A penniless ex-con is thrust into a world of espionage when he’s kidnapped by underworid fig ure John Travolta. Stylish thriller, with Hugh Jackman. (T)
11.55 Prince’s Trust Urban Music Fes tival: A Tribute to Jay-Z. Inter view with the hip-hop star.
12.55 Big Brother Live. 2.50 Perfect. 3.00 Football; South American Championship. 4.45 30 Minutes. (R) 5.15 Countdown. (R)
5.30 ITV Morning News. 6.00 GMTV. (T) 6.00 News. (T) 6.10 The Sunday Pro gramme. (T) 7.45 Diggin’ It. 8.25 Up on the Roof. (T) 9.25 The Ark. (T) (S) 9.55 My Favourite Hymns. (T) (S) 10.55 Football: Division One Play Off Final. (S) 11.55 ITV News; Weather. (T) (S) 12.00 Granada News; Weather. (T) (S) 12.05 FI: European Grand Prix. Jim Rosenthal presents the sev enth race of the campaign at the Nurbur gring in Gemiany. Commentary by James Allen and Martin Brundle. (T) 3.00 Speed Sunday. (T) (S) 4.00 Building the Dream. (S) 4.30 Rosemary and Thyme. (R) (T) (S) 5.30 Granada News; Weather. (T) (S) 5.44 Pollen Count. (S) 5.45 Job Swop. Shark feeder arid diver Pete Booth exchanges jobs with identical twins Chloe and Gemma Dworecki, who work as hair and beauty technicians. (R) (S)
6.15 Boot Sale Treasure Hunt. New series. AThunderbird Island toy and a vintage model of Windsor Castle are among the items discov-. ered as two teams hunt for bar gains at a car-boot sale. (T) (S)
6.45 ITV News; Wealher. (T) (S) 7.00 Emmerdale. Zoe’s ex-girlfriend turns up at Home Farm, casting a shadow over her cosy domestic menage with Scott. Sadie contin ues to needle Charity, while Zak spins Lisa an implausible yarn about needing to return a broken Inca statuette to Chile. (T) (S)
7.30 Coronation Street. Martin discov ers that Katy knew about Todd’s affair with Karl weeks ago, and Fiz worries about Chesney when the social services take a fresh inter est in her brother. (T) (S)
8.00 Heartbeat. A burglary investigation takes an unexpected turn when the victim is found to be leading a dou ble life and Blaketon falls for the charms of a lady solicitor. (T) (S)
9.00 Hell’s Kitchen. Angus Deayton pre sents an update from the restaurant, reporting on the would-be chefs’ progress and revealing how they are coping under pressure. (T) (S)
10.00 Poor Little Rich Girls. As Liver pudlian hairdresser Katy and Chelsea glamour model Natalie near the end of their life swap, fhe chalk-and-cheese pair reflect on the experience. (T) (S)
10.30 ITV Weekend News; Weather. (T) (S)
10.45 The Classical Brits 2004. The foremost names in classical music gather for the annual awards cere mony. Among the artists perform ing are Bryn Terfel, Nigel Kennedy and Vanessa Mae. (T) (S)
11.59 Granada Weather. (T) (S) 12.00 FI: European Grand Prix. 1.00 World Rally Championships. (T) (S) 1.30 Motorsport UK; (T) (S) ITV News Headlines. 1.55 Building the Dream. (R) (T) (S) 2.20 Trisha. (R) (T) (S) 3.15 Today with Des and Mel; (R) (T) News Headlines. 4.05 Nightscreen.
YORKSHIRE
12.00 Calendar News 5.30 Calendar News and Sport 5.45 Cook’s Last Voyage 11.59 Local Weather 5.00 Jobfinder
Inspector Alleyn Mysteries. 12.00 Pie in the Sky. 1.00 Pie in the Sky. 2.00 Pie in the Sky. 3.00 Pie in the Sky. 4.00 Pie in the Sky. 5.00 Inspector Alleyn Mysteries. 7.00 The Darling Buds of May. 8.00 FILM: Father Goose. 10.30 Tommy Cooper. 11.00 The Equalizer. 12.00 Hart to Hart. 1.00 FILM: Father Goose. 3.30 Tommy Cooper. 4.00 The Kenny Everett Show. 4.30 Duck Patrol.
EUROSPORT
7.30 F3000. 8.00 Live Super Racing Weekend. The warm-up session. 9.00 World Cup Rowing. 10.00 Live World Superbike Championship. From Oschersleben in Germany. 1.00 Live French Open Tennis. The seventh day at Roland Garros. 2.15 Live Super Racing Weekend. The fifth round. 3.15 Live Tour of Italy Cycling. The final stage of the Giro d’ltalia. 4.30 Live French Open Tennis. The seventh day at Roland Garros. 7.00 World Superbike Championship. 9.00 Motorsports Weekend. 10.00 Super Racing Weekend. 11.00 News Report. 11.15 French Open Tennis. 12.15 Cycling. 1.15 News Report. 1.30 Close.
6.40 Radio Flyer (PG) (1992) 8.30 Clubhouse Detectives in Scavenger Hunt (U) (2002) 9.55 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 111 (PG) (1992) 11.35 The Musketeer (PG) (2001) 1.30 Clubhouse Detectives in Scavenger Hunt (U) (2002) 3.15 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III (PG) (1992) 5.00 Harry PoUer and the Philosopher’s Stone (PG) (2001) 8.00 The Magdalene Sisters (15) (2002) 10.00 About a Boy (12) (2002) 11.45 The Lighthouse (18) (1999) 1.25 Moulin Rouge! (12) (2001) 3.55 Bossa Nova (15) (2000) 5.15 Clubhouse Detectives in Scavenger Hunt (U) (2002)
SKY MOVIES 2
6.40 A Place for Annie (PG) (TVM 1993) 8.25 Sky Movies News 9.00 Roxanne (PG) (1987) 10.50 Wildfire 7 (PG) (TVM 2002) 12.35 Tom and Viv (PG) (1993) 2.45 Roxanne (PG) (1987) 4.35 Wildfire 7 (PG) (TVM 2002) 6.15 Steel (12) (1997) 8.00 XXX (12) (2002) 10.10 Unfaithful (15) (2002) 12.20 Threshold (18) (TVM 2003) 1.50 Terminal Velocity (15) (1994) 3.35 UFO (18) (1993) 5.00 Steel (12) (1997)
SKY CINEMA 1
6.00 Crime in the Streets (PG) (1956) 7.45 Murder by Death (PG) (1976) 9.30 The 39 Steps (U) (1935) 11.00 Crime in the Streets (PG) (1956) 12.45 Brief Encounter (PG) (1945) 2.15 The 39 Steps (U) (1935) 3.45 King Rat (PG) (1965) 6.00 Brief Encounter (PG) (1945) 7.35 UK Top 10 8.00 Eight Women (15) (2002) Musical mystery, starring Catherine Deneuve. 10.00 Italian for Beginners (15) (2000) 11.55 The Blob (15) (1958) 1.25 Mishima: A Life In Four Chapters (15) (1985) 3.30 King Rat (PG) (1965)
SKY ONE
5.10 Mutant X. 6.00 Hour of Power. 7.00 Transformers. 7.30 Pokemon. 8.00 Gamezville. 9.00 Yu-Gi-Oh! 9.30 America’s Dumbest Criminals. 10.00 WWE. 11.00 WWE. 12.00 Malcolm in the Middle. 12.30 Flaunt Fab 5.1.00 Gamezville. 2.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 3.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 4.00 Mutant X. 5.00 Futurama. 5.30 Futurama. 6.00 The Simpsons. 6.30 The Simpsons. 7.00 The Simpsons. 7.30 The Simpsons. 8.00 The Simpsons. 8.30 The Simpsons. 9.00 Very Worst Sports Disasters. 10.00 How Gay Are You? 11.00 Mile High. 12.00 Sun, Sea and Silicone. 1.00 Shock Video. 1.25 Angel. 2.15 Cops. 2.40 Cops. 3.05 America's Dumbest Criminals. 3.30 Law and Order. 4.20 Star Trek: The Next Generation.
SKY SPORTS 1
6.00 Rugby. 9.00 Football League. 10.30 Sunday Supplement. 11.30 Live International Football. Iceland v JapJa an (Kick-off 12.00pm). 2.00 Live Bristol City v Brighton and Hove Albion 3.00pm). 6.00 International Football.
7.30 Football League. 9.00 WWE. 10.00 International Rugby Union. 12.00 International Football. 1.30 Football League. 3.00 International Football. 4.30 Surfing. 5.00 Watersports.
SKY SPORTS 2
6.00 NFL Europe. 8.30 Super League. 10.30 Australian Rugby. 12.30 Watersports. 1.30 Stride to Glory. 2.30 Live International Rugby Union. England v Barbarians (Kick-off 3.00pm). 5.00 Stride to Glory. 6.00 Live US Seniors Tour Golf. 9.00 Live US Tour Golf. 11.00 Australian Rugby League. 1.00 Indianapolis 500. 3.30 International Rugby Union. 5.30 Moto Plus.
SKY SPORTS 3
7.00 Watersports. 8.00 Stride to Glory. 9.00 Ten Pin Bowling. 10.00 Golf. 1.30 Live International Football. Scotland v Trinidad & Tobago (Kick-off 2.00pm). 4.30 Live Indy Racing. The Indy 500. 9.00 International Football. 10.30 World Motor Sport. 1.00 Moto Plus. 1.30 Close.
UKTV Gold
5.05 The New Adventures of Superman. 6.00 Charlie's Angels. 7.10 What a Carry On! 7.50 FILM: Carry On Columbus. 9.30 What a Carry On! 10.00 FILM: Carry On Again, Doctor. 11.45 What a Carry Onl 12.15 FILM: That's Carry On. 2.05 What a Carry Onl 2.40 FILM: Cany On Camping. 4.30 What a Carry On! 5.05 FILM: Carry On Again, Doctor. 6.20 Alistair McGowan Short. 7.10 Are You Being Served? 9.00 Only Fools and Horses. 10.05 Vicar of Dibley. 11.00 The Royle Family. 11.40 Biackadder II. 12.20 Only Fools and Horses. 1.25 The Vicar of Dibley. 2.20 The Royle Family. 3.00 Anyone for Pennis? 3.35 What a Carry On! 4.05 Charlie’s Angels.
LIVINGtv
5.00 The Golden Girls. 5.30 Home Shopping. 6.00 Home Shopping. 6.30 Home Shopping. 7.00 Hi-5. 7.35 Jibba Jabba. 7.45 Tiny and Crew. 8.05 Barney and Friends. 8.35 Elmo’s World. 8.50 Petals. 8.55 Barney and Friends. 9.25 Hi-5. 10.00 The Golden Girls. 10.30 The Golden Girls. 11.00 Charmed. 11.55 Celebrity Extra. 12.00 Will and Grace. Ten episodes of the US comedy, shown back-to-back. 5.00 Access Hollywood. 6.00 The Good Soap Guide. 7.00 Charmed. 7.55 Miss Match. 8.55 Celebrity Extra. 9.00 Most Haunted. 10.00 Most Haunted. 11.00 Most Haunted. 12.00 FILM: Passion and Prejudice. 1.45 Celebrity Extra. 1.50 Cold Squad. 2.45 Scream Team. 3.40 Beyond. 4.05 Beyond. 4.30 The Golden Girls.
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