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really sounds like a great relationship
Round and About th^pihhiQ\fallev with Elizabeth Huffman T
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baby and his “dotty about noises” dad. Twelve-month-old Guy
have as much sound impression potential, young Guy is mastering motorboat and galloping noises as well as perfect ing a whistle, to the amazement of friends and relatives. But then his father is
makes bathing fun with his rep e r to ire of whacky sounds. Showing that he could
who
splish, splash in the bath is turning into a first class double act for a Chtheroe
Entwistle is already tak ing a f te r his famous father, Simon (3S).
deadly serious about sounds, having shared his uncanny abilitv until radio listeners and television v i e w e r s on t h r e e continents. Although Simon offi
appearance was when Paula Yates interviewed Simon on her infamous bed for the “Big Breakfast Show” last Christmas. He duly delighted morning viewers and Paula with his superb dishwasher and dentist impressions. Closer to home, he has
was given a live spot on a Dublin radio s tation, which was broadcasting from a U2 concert. Simon was told that Bono, the lead singer of the group, also enjoyed mimicking sounds. A n o t h e r u nu su a l
cially ended his career as a "human sound machine” two years ago, he is still occasionally asked to turn on the noise for audiences around the country. Earlier this month, he
SIMON and baby Guy
his impression that some newcomers have thought there was a poltergeist about. Referred to alternately
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fected the art of holding a pint to his lips while imi tating the noise of a beer pump. So authentic sounding is
been continuing to make a humorous nuisance of him self at his local, Clitheroe’s Royal Oak pub, especially when new landlords arrive. There. Simon has per
paid off with spots on dozens of radio p ro grammes, including Radio l ’s “Steve Wright in the Afternoon,” and equally as many television shows, f r om “ W o g a n ” to America’s popular “David Letterman” show. His most profitable ven
I got on all of them except Radio 3. I was a bit like a trainspotter or collector I guess,” he explained. His postal marathon
Managing p a r tn e r
A WHALLEY business executive has been appointed managing partner of a leading marketing and export consultancy’s north west division. Mr Malcolm Douglas (pictured right), of Station
Road, is taking the region's reins of the Middles- borough-based Keilder Marketing Group. Kielder is a long-established marketing, manage
ment and export consultancy with clients as far afield as the Far East and the former Eastern Europe.
as crazy, brilliant and clever over the years, Simon has been hooked on sound impressions since childhood. Unfortunately, he has never been able to put his money where his mouth is, despite 10 years trying to market his one- of-a-kind entertainment. Simon, who works in the
Kibble Valley Council’s grounds maintenance department, used to spend all his spare time writing to radio and television companies in Britain. America and as far afield as New Zealand. He described his quest
BBC local radio station as well as Radio 1, 2, 3 and 4.
TWO Whallev artists are to exhibit their work at Clitheroe Library. Former nursing studies
Artists’ work
lecturer turned portrait painter Mrs Jean Graeme and watercolour painter Mrs Phyllis Ackrovd, both of Abbots Croft, will exhi bit their work from next Monday unt i l October 30th.
only want to hear a pneu matic road drill, machine gun, Cl int Eastwood movie impersonation, Bat tle of Britain sketch or siren impression so many times. Still, Simon has a new
sound dream. He would like to present a one-man radio skit doing all the voices and sound effects himself. He simply needs a writer.
as both financially moti vated and an obsessive hobby. “I wanted to visit every
have their ears pricked up during the speeches, when the bridegroom could offer up a selection of his amaz ing sounds in honour of the big day.
dent puts his country on full wartime readiness, following a bor der skirmish between Russia and the Ukraine. A gripping story about the US Air Force facing up to new political ami
ting for this novel, which follows the fortunes of the Crowns, an immigrant family from Germany. The family’s struggle is affected by workers* strikes and they become involved in the development of motion pictures. “Heart and sole” — David Sole. The book recalls the most
bullying and being bullied are discussed, as well as ways to deaf with the problem.
RECENT additions to stock at Clitheroe Library include: “Chain of command** — Dale Brown. The American presi
LIBRARY CORNER
military realities. “Homeland** — John Jakes. Chicago in the 18iX)s is the set
through their novel noise adve ntur e is Gu y’s mother, Pam Hudson, who Simon will be marrying in St Helen’s Church, Wad- dington, on Sunday. Guests will certainly’
bility of a father-and-son team. Like Guy, Simon has always found the bath the best place for making sounds and thinks his son’s e a r l y a ttempt s a r e promising. Supporting the pair
different sounds, 25 of which are especially pop ular, Simon could never make a living out of his unusual hobby, partially because of the difficulty involved in finding new material. It seems that audiences
ture was a commercial for British Rail. The only problem was that many listeners thought they were hearing a real train arriving at the platform. But, despite having S4
Russell links town with his TV show
cable There is also the possi
tries to feature Clitheroe events every’ Thursday when he presents his live “Weekending” programme on Blackburn’s Cable 7 station. Recently, he had an
even bigger chance to give his home town a plug when he presented a story about Cowman's Butchers for a national television company’ and managed to mention the shop was in Clitheroe as many times as possible. His only complaint is
A FORMER Clitheroe man is taking the town on to the airwaves with him as he forges a career pres enting cable television programmes. Mr Russell McLean (32)
anything that I do unless I copy my programmes on to video. Needless to say, she has now got quite a col lect ion, ” said Mr McLean, who now lives in Blackburn. “Clitheroe will always be in my heart. My mum, brother and sister, along with countless aun ties and uncles all live there.”
dramatic moments in the career of Scotland’s record-breaking Kugbv Union captain. “Don*t pick on me” — Rosemary Stones. The reasons for
attended Edisford County Primary School and Ribb- lesdale High School, led a varied career until joining Cable 7 three years ago. His first job was at Clith eroe’s Castle Restaurant.
M r McLean, who
that local res ident s , including his mother, can not watch their town being highlighted, since Clith eroe does not have cable. “My mum can’t watch
decided to abandon work locally to pursue his love of pop music and ended up singing backing vocals in the re-formed Four Pen-
DJ followed unt i l he landed a job as a cam eraman for the new Cable 7 station and soon pro gressed to presenting programmes. In addi t i on to his
mes group. A stint as a nightclub
“Weekend in g ” pro- gram Mr' McLe
me, Lean pro- A few years later, he duces most of the live Mr McLean
shows that are broadcast on Cable 7. He also finds time to entertain Black
burn nightclubbers at the weekend.
in my blood," he said. “One of my next ventures will be as a DJ at a new night club, ‘Never Never Land.’ owned by Clith eroe’s Adrian Garner. It seems that, wherever I am, Clitheroe will alwavs be a part of me.”
“Entertaining people is
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“ITS a pity they have to grow up,” I overheard a sentimental onlooker say to a widowed father who is doing his best to cope with his three lively children. “They are so lovely at this stage.” The lady was talking from the background of one who had seen her offspring grow up to arrive safely at maturity.
remark. His children are lovely and very lively, occupying all his time and energy. That “super-dad,” as I am apt to call him. is thankful that they are healthy. If one of them is ill or hurt, his daily and nightly tasks can be more difficult.
I do not know what the struggling young parent thought of this
that a child is not developing naturally. To see what might have been or to realise what should have been, when comparing their child with other normal children, is a sad burden for any parent to have to bear. The agony that comes with the knowledge that' nothing else can be done to rectify the trouble has to be experienced to be appreciated.
There is nothing more disturbing to a caring parent than to note
loped very little, spiritually. They have little prayer life of real depth and are totally lacking in awareness of abiding daily in the presence of Christ, who is closer to them than breathing* nearer than hands or feet, as
Tennyson.says. Their spiritual growth has been stunted for years.and, tragically, they are unaware of any thing being amiss, being content with a verv limited Christian life Their Bibles, even their New, Testaments, go unread, so thev deprive themselves of la valuable asset, even the words of our Lord and His teaching in parable and direct command.' '■ Are you like this? Dare I ask? I would not do so if I did not care
Tragically, there are many of God’s children who have deve
that can be a great help to you'-With its wisdom and truth. If you take notice of these wise words, I ain sure that you will grow in spiritual stature.
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