You Don’t Know THE TRUTH Because you refuse to accept that


there are conspiracies everywhere, with bankers manipulating money and controlling the world, and aliens... by Yan Barcelo illustration by Michelle Thompson


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N NEW ZEALAND, a dozen fans of British singer Adele, invited backstage at the end of her recent world tour concert, watched in horror as their idol “shapeshiſted” into an eight-foot-tall reptilian with greenish-gray scales and eyes like a lizard’s. The star reportedly complained that she was prob-


ably losing control of her capacity to maintain her hu- man appearance and it compromised her ability to ap- pear onstage. Adele fans should not worry — their idol’s condition


is not rare. Other stars and world-famous personalities are also afflicted, notably Justin Bieber, Katy Perry, An- gelina Jolie and the British Royal Family, as reported by many conspiracy-tracking websites.


There is also another reason to keep calm and carry on:


Adele is probably not a reptilian aſter all. The story that allegedly appeared in the New Zealand Herald seems to be a piece of fake news planted on the web for “disinfor- mation” purposes, according to ragingreptilian.com. One should not be surprised to find that conspiracy theories suffer their own inside conspiracies. This is all part of the reptilian conspiracy, a global


plot revealed to the world by former British sports per- sonality David Icke in books published since 1994. The ultimate goal of these alien reptilians, known as the Babylon Brotherhood, who landed on Earth thousands of years ago and genetically engineered humans as a slave race, is to implement a world fascist government.


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