Q: What kind of sports car does a cat drive? A: A Furrari!


Q: What kind of lion never roars? A: A dande-lion!


Connie Lightowler Age 7


Hartlepool


Will Robinson Age 10


Nunthorpe


Q: Why do cows wear bells? A: Because their horns don’t work!


Amelia Place Hartlepool


Laughing Larry Primary Times PO Box 676 Stockton-on-Tees TS19 7WT


Q: What do fairies do after school? A: Gnomework!


Ebrahim Nije Age 4


Darlington


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