The Owl and the Pussycat (in a strong Cardiff accent)


The owl and the pussycat went to Splott In a beautiful stolen Mazda They took some beer and plenty uh gear Wrapped up in a bag from Asda The owl looked up the skirt of his love And put both his wings in her bra “Oh lovely pussy, oh pussy my love What a beautiful pussy you are You are, you are What a beautiful pussy you are!”


Said pussy to owl, “I smell summin foul A bi’ sweet bur also quite sour. I’ smells like a curry, c’mon less ‘urry An’ ge’ one before closin’ hour” They drove away to a cheap takeaway In the land where the bong-pipe grows But there in a hood, a druggie was stood With a drip at the end of his nose His nose, his nose With a drip at the end of his nose.


Said owl to the bloke, “d’you fancy a smoke? I owes you”; said the druggie, “I do” So they went to his place and gorrof their face By smoking a reefer or two They dined on a balti with chips very salty While the druggie cooked up on a spoon Then they went racing, and when the pigs started chasing The pussycat gave them a moon A moon, a moon The pussycat gave them a moon.


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