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THE WEIRS TIMES, Thursday, January 21, 2010
pH o n y Fr u i t S in t H e ob a m a
WH i t e Ho u S e Ga r d e n
Hold on to your hoe. tic. And they’ve treated soldiers, in President Democratic fuzzy mathematicians have been
It turns out that the Obama’s own words, as “pretty good photo cooking the books on stimulus jobs numbers
fruits and veggies used ops.” and government health care takeover costs.
in a special edition of Ringers are what’s for breakfast, lunch and They desperately ditched the “jobs saved or
the popular Food Net- dinner at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. created” recipe for a jobs-funded concoction
work TV show “Iron East Wing apologists are whirling like Kitch- to salvage the illusion of economic recovery.
by Michelle Malkin
Chef America” fea- enAid salad spinners over the Iron Chef-fuffle: They’ve inflated deficit reduction estimates and
Syndicated Columnist
turing first lady Mi- “Due to the production delay between the shoot downplayed doctor reimbursement cuts. And
chelle Obama did not, at the White House and the shoot at Food Net- they’ve done so behind a locked kitchen door.
in fact, come from the White House garden. work, the produce used in Kitchen Stadium Candidate Obama whipped up a nutritious
Could there be a more deliciously fitting symbol during the ‘Super Chef Battle’ was not actu- package of transparency pledges that has fall-
of Obama White House fakery than Garden- ally from the White House garden,” admitted a en flatter than a one-egg souffle. Open govern-
Gate? Food Network spokeswoman. But, they stress, ment, he told us, was good for Washington and
Some may shrug at this tempest in a colan- the replacement produce consisted of the exact good for America -- and the president promised
der. But as we approach the one-year anniver- same types of sweet potatoes, tomatillos, broc- to give us heaping doses of it on C-SPAN. But
sary of the Hope and Change inauguration, the coli and fennel purportedly picked from the not a camera was in sight for the past week’s
first lady’s little horticultural hoax serves as a White House garden. backroom health care negotiations among the
handy metaphor for a cornucopia of Obama It’s the haute cuisine version of disgraced White House, Democratic leaders and left-wing
fraud. They’ve stocked health care town halls CBS News fabricator Dan Rather’s fake-but-ac- special interests.
with partisan goons and benefactors. They’ve curate card. But this is just the latest Potemkin Now, President Obama is poised to deliver
provided lab coats to doctor donors to make produce from a Potemkin presidency. juicy tax exemptions for unions while squeez-
their health care lobbying look more authen- To wit: White House number-crunchers and See MAlkin on 22
Fi r S t , t H e Go o d ne W S ...
WASHINGTON - There our armed forces are “overstretched” by com- Jalaluddin Haqqani, was once the Taliban
is no doubt that the mitments in Iraq, Afghanistan, the Persian minister of borders and tribal affairs. His el-
terrible earthquake Gulf and the Gulf of Aden, the U.S. military’s dest son -- Sirajuddin, aka Siraj -- now runs
in Haiti -- the worst rapid reaction to the catastrophe in Haiti is a the day-to-day operations of the organization
disaster in the his- lesson for the potentates of the press -- and and maintains close ties with Taliban lead-
tory of the Western tinhorn despots, such as Venezuela’s Hugo ers and al-Qaida. The network operates from
Hemisphere -- is a Chavez. tribal havens along the Afghanistan-Pakistan
tragedy of profound Events in Haiti have eclipsed some good news border and is believed to be connected to a
by oliver north
proportions. The good from the war in Afghanistan. Last week on Fox wave of suicide bombings -- including the
Syndicated Columnist
news is that the “first News Channel, I described how the Haqqani Dec. 30 attack at Camp Chapman in Khost
responders” on-scene network -- perhaps the most dangerous terror province, which killed seven CIA personnel
were wearing American group operating against NATO forces and the and wounded six others.
uniforms. The U.S. Coast Guard -- motto: Karzai government in Kabul -- was tripped up Widespread dissemination of the “Haqqani
“Semper Paratus” (Latin for “Always Ready”) by the malfeasance of its leaders. A grotesque porn videos” by clerics calling for “righteous
-- was “firstest with the mostest” and began series of pornographic videos, apparently Muslims to rise up against those who perform
providing emergency assistance within hours made by senior members of the Haqqani orga- such acts” may seriously damage the net-
of the Tuesday night quake. nization, shows them committing serial rape. work’s base of support -- and disenchant sup-
The White House quickly ordered reinforce- The perpetrators and victims -- young ethnic posedly devout Wahhabi financiers in Saudi
ments. A veritable armada -- consisting of Pashtun girls and boys -- are clearly visible in Arabia and the Gulf Emirates. If that were to
U.S. Navy ships and aircraft, Air Force cargo videos being distributed on Islamic Web sites, happen, it would be very good news indeed.
and aeromedical flights, a brigade of the 82nd DVDs and VHS tapes sold at “porn bazaars” Now for the bad news. Yemen is a much
Airborne and the 22nd Marine Expeditionary in both Pakistan and Afghanistan. Outraged bigger problem than anyone ever believed
Unit -- was dispatched for rescue, relief and Muslim clerics have accused those involved of before Christmas Day, when Umar Farouk
security operations. In an era when the so- “crimes against Islam.” Abdulmutallab tried to bring down Northwest
called mainstream media make much of how The “founder” of the terror network, Maulavi See north on 31
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