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THE ADVENTURES OFMyrtel & Merlin
Myrtle reports for her university final exam which consists
of mainly true and false questions. She takes her seat in
the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five
minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out,
removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking
the answer sheet: true for heads and false for tails. Within
thirty minutes she is all done, whereas the rest of the class
is still working furiously. During the last few minutes, she
is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and
sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and
asks what is happening. "I finished the exam in a half
hour," she replies. "Now I'm rechecking my answers."
If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cat. 40 Today s Senior Magazine does not endorse copy of contents of articles, editorials or ads
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