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13 ≥Tim Hayward spoons up a decade’s worth of fun Theme restaurants


Rock ’n’ roll diner, Tex-Mex cantina, Cajun rib-shack or Teppan-yaki in-the-round,


if your restaurant didn’t have some sort of theme in the


80s you were going nowhere – and getting there fast. They might have spawned some of the franchises and the awful,


soulless chains we have today, but back then they made eating out fun for a younger


generation. Now we’ve grown up we’ve lost some of the


joy of food with a sparkler in it, delivered by a girl on roller skates with a scrunchie in her hair.


International ‘classics’ If we were Italians we’d get


misty-eyed over Mama’s ragu, if we were French it would be Maman’s pot-au-feu that made us well up. Why, then, should


those of us who grew up in the 80s in the UK not be equally moved by what our Mums cooked for us: spag bol, chilli


con carne, coq-au-vin, lasagne and moussaka? The classics might not be British in origin,


but as the food of our childhood they mean everything to our food culture.


What makes Tim smile?


‘My beautiful bicycle, Ignacio, makes me smile. Sometimes I smile so much I arrive at my destination with fl ies in my teeth.’


TIM’S 80s HIGHLIGHTS Films: Jeez! Was there


a better time to be at the movies? Here are my favourites: 1. Blade Runner 2. Blue Velvet 3. Dangerous Liaisons 4. Broadway Danny Rose 5.Hairspray 6.Raising Arizona 7.Rumble Fish 8. Withnail & I Dexy’s Midnight


Runners: Looking back, the clothes, the hair, the ludicrous dancing and the appalling earnestness are cringe-inducing,


NOUVELLE CUISINE Already on its last legs by the mid-80s, history has reduced nouvelle cuisine to a series of poor gags about tiny, tall portions and smears of coulis. In fact, it was just the latest in a series of laudable attempts to throw off the yoke of French culinary tradition in favour of modern aesthetic and nutritional thought. In a sense it was like our own, modern and much less ridiculous, molecular gastronomy movement – which as we know, is all about tiny, tall portions and smears of foam.


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BE KIND, REWIND


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but Come On Eileen is still the purest piece of timeless happy party music I can think of Seminal moment:


I hate to admit it, but the thing that made the biggest diff erence to my working life was probably the launch of the Apple Macintosh in 1984 High point: Sigourney


Weaver as Lt Ripley Low point:


Margaret Thatcher as Prime Minister


Classics: I still love


Ray-Bans. I still can’t understand video games. I’d still love a DeLorean if you’re giving them away. I′d like the Katherine Hamnett workshirts back but I′m trying to forget I ever wore pixie boots. I’d still wear my fi rst classic Paul Smith suit today if I could get the trousers past my thighs. And how your girlfriend looks wearing your 501s is still sublime


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