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1 “ re-shuSle ” certainly )flts me situation, since the changes for the


WHAT is described ias the expected ™-ppears Vuth it the spirit that 1 happened at long last. I And] the tenm


Ministerial re-shuffle has


most part are merely “ swopsi” No one 1 believed—unless it be Mr. Chamberlain


himself—that the War,Cabinet was a team of all the:italents before the re­ shuffle, and if they did not: believe it then bey will hot belieye it now. The changes.may be!all to the good as far


as they go, biit they do not go far enough. There are tool many nonenti­


ties iholding positions of great import­ ance, and if Mr. Chamberlain, as he now says, believes ten times more than he did last September that we shall win the war, frpm that starting point he could believe twenty itimes more that we shall win this war if ,he placed the right men in the right places. There are far better nien outade the Cabmet than some of those within it', and a few of them are members df the House of Commons. But they dp not happen to belong: to Mr. Chamberlain’s party. Whether they, have had the opportunity of “ joining up'tis of cpurse not known


jnables men!to mould theh; own future, the spirit on' which all growth depends, por under, dictatorship, as [Sir Richard Livingstone'recently p i t it, men and women cease to be a sefflmovtog society nnd become! so milch furniture^ pushed about and arranged by their masters.


Scared' to'Ldeath of ffitler, they help him, as Mr. Chambjrlain suggests,


course they! want to ha /ellt both ways. T ’JL touch comment


outside the select circle, bpt the fact remains we are on a national job, ^ which I all are expected; to do their part, and alcabinet representing all sections


of the people would, give much greater satisfaction than '-Iany j one-party Cabinet can ever hope;to;do apart from the question of efficiency. If the war is going i to be a long one further changes must come soon or late and better soon than late. Meanwhile the:failures are


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still at their old posts. Popularity, as Lord Beaverbrook, with whom 1 do not invariably agree, says, is the path to political power, and! popularity often can only be gained by 1“ Yes ’’ men. Men who ! give no trouble tp the people around them in their jobs, and allow other departments always to be top dog, are not in the least likely to give any trouble to Hitler either.; A Cop. servative' Premier, especially in war, who has a great majority in the Houge of commons is of course, I all-powerful. The ! House of Lords cannot perturb him and his party in Ithe Commons will nbt; his Whips are ubiquitous apd potent; the'party thice protects him from by-election jolts| and there will be no general election. ! The electors will not swop horses when crossing la stream, on:: this occasion a yeyy dangerous stream, and so in war time, as Mr Mackenzie Kihg has just proved in Canada, the man in possession is to an impregnable position. I Still, to this country we expect to get; efficiency by pressure of opinion, and it is the duty of the people’s representatives in the Commons to, |apply it. In time of war certainly it must he applied with a


special sense pf respohsibility. But that cuts hoth ways.


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\pistol poiiit, even 'when dealing with their own subjectsl But worst of all if democracy has leaders who do 'any­ thing but lead, and are satisfied to leave the: initiative to the enemy. I There are sighs that'the. leeway is being rapidly made up, but we have only the word of those insttoled in ‘office for it. ffhat may do verj’ well, with anything less than war at' stakej but [in war it may mean that we are us usual just trying to muddle! through. We have always muddled through, it is said, and per­ haps We always toiall do. But that is no reasoii. why 'we should always muddle. In times like these democracy >


thing is as'right as right can be w^en all is going'Wrong. [The day may come to this as in any war when it is the duty of pkliament in the general totkest tOi [remove! even the Govern­ ment of the day bq it Tory, Liberal; or Labour. Did not Mr. Bonar Law to 1915 blow lip the Asquith (jtovemment? Democracy: is at maiiy disadvantages compared with the totalitarian bosses, whose word is law enforced at tire


their daily


will even! put a' blind eye to some menace to! its principles'of freedom if


11 ;'placency. [They will live to hopes that ' lapses can be rectified after the danger has passe4 stotfe it is freedom _we are seeking to have restored. Totalitarian­ ism will not be permitted to stay! here however long the Government rematoS to [power after its term of office has expired. Democracy with, all its faults of procrastination IS better in the long run. So I. supposf we must grin ;and bide. The diflerqpce between leader-j ship to a democracy and to, a toctator;: ship is seen to the degree of' respect' shown to the totelllgehce and the spirit


;! the highest. staijdard' of efficiency : i thereby replaces ineptitude and com-


!| of [the! community,! The dictators trust' [■to I mass emotion; [they use anger ;and i ha[tred; 'they sttoulate a sense; of [ :' l^evance and danger. For their powjer


[[’ of['peikikion. 'The democracies' “are 'j, still -very ta r from: success as societies' ' of'equals;itheyhave not ended poverty,


I [, rests on a ktod otmass excitement .The ' ikders of a democracy rerognise .that : deto'ocracy is an eJqreriment m the an


! ; or;• dikipitoed wealth,-or. taken-4he I sting andmisetiief,put.of the.dlaparitik,. '/ of: fortune.'. Political democracy. dpfe ! : not' of itself mkre all moi free and ': equal, but if ft finally disappears there


depend. ; !


here % a handful; of Consem- tive'members; who;are alert and


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while they know that u victory comes iris way it will be the lend 9I them. They, have helped hmj to an extent that has led to their importtog goods up to ten lor twenty times the: amount they imported before tpe [war, yet they cry out if' the Allies threaten to put an end to or curtail these! importations, which can have only plne| destination— Gei-many,|: We may still gain much by examtoing! frankly where jwe stand. The neutrals fear Clermany because she is close, andldistbust our help because we


are farther away. We have to put our­ selves in;: such a po sition that other neutrals ^vho may be threatened will feel 'that: we are .clrse behind them


with striking power ir obr hands. It can be done in the Mfediterrahean and in the Near and Middlb East where war, may 1 yet: break out wjith decisive con­ sequences; Our blockade is not yet ex­ erting its' full grip arid iHitler- may be disposed'to believe that all he| needs to do is to stand on the dqfensiye, but as the grip I tightens and this belief wanes he will be driven to such measures as he thinkb will end thj war. |I t is not to be lassumed tha; ,a war agains ; Germany! in Norway! )r .Sweden, which would also have meahj, war with Russia, would : !iiecessa]»ly from the military point of View have b :eii for our good Gennany' would there have been on the inside of 1 the chcle, we !on the circum- fereiice' Our main task is left un­ changed by Finland’s dbfeat: to ex­ ert our! maximum ppwer in every branch! of the natior to j effort in order increasingly' to ttrn| the balance against our one great memy, Gennany, Tliei effect of the :ptonish disaster should'be, here as to Fjrance, to make us examine still mp.-p critically oijr goveminental machir .t and its working —the unwieldy Cat i let, despite the swop, lits overbui’depeti departmental Ministers, the gaps ip its organisation. We keep Oh saying that] we must "seize the initiative.” What we should say is that'-first ,fe muslj have 9 real War Cabinet that will have all reqdy for the to seize it when :or Hitler’s nejet'


occaslOii and knqw bbw it conies and not wa)t


move.; There.is an old ptoiy well knovfn


to chess players. Tyo chanipions had been sitting opposite!each other for five hours; neither moving a ; toger pr uttering a pliable. | IJnable to stand the suspense longer. One of the pair remarked quietly : ‘‘ Cannot you make up your mind ’Tojwhich the other promptly replied ; ‘f Pardon me* sir,! it --— ” world is asking next move'? This of


course is at tbe time pf writing. . i ' l


IS your move, whose ' 'is the


close down all criticism of the Gov­ ernment. The criticisms which have been levelled at ^hem since the war began have stirred them[ into much greater activity.


I KNOW of no more certein way " t ! way of losihg the vyar than; to j


Who does not rtmember the shell scandal in the last war ? Only adverse


criticism of the brought relief to kortage, and only


ihe appalling shell the constant har;


then Government


rasstog of the back-bench Members of the'House of 'Commbps to-day will keep the heads of depjartments up to [the


scr-ateh. ’IJiat is the chief reason \yhy the resolution at! [the Conservative party’s conference { referring tp criti- cisms k “ designed to undermine ;the authority of the I Government” was absurd on the face of it. To close everybody's' mouths is to bury oui- heads [to the sand! A second reason why the resolution [was the limit of [un­ wisdom was that opposing parties [are only encouraged to do more criticising^ when they are asked by their opponents; to do less. Always was thait so and aL ways 'will, it be Fortunately :the blundk was seen in time kid another rerolution substituted for it. That saved 1 the face of silly ” resolution


the backers of jthp as it was described


by Sir Richard Lak a sop of the late Mr. Bonar Law. As. for thp other pari ofrihe explanatioriUnamely, that crite icism I of the Goyernment; has peai_ carried too far—dpes it not run [the risk of appearing a little self-righteous? should mo one-have pointed out,,thpt the early stages of the Ministry pf information, or of the Ministry pf Food, or of the Army Medical Service (to mention no otners). did not give qn impression of cons^tent UDd unnvaljed cbmpetence ? Was it unpatriotic [ to suggest that the economic front po^s- ses exceptional importance and that the organisation to conduct the war on that front! might; conceivably be improved ? Should we, not all I be 'in a better .ppsi- tion if some branches of ;ttie national effort, both before land during the war, had [not been ;invested[ with 1 such mystery that the commonlsense of; the public' was never [brought tote playY The - Resolution made a laudable effort to allow criticism to be “offered freky’ , but it spoUed the effect of this apparent breadth of mtodj by declanng. that


T^e


iHE neutrals are sUllj a subject of / i Always of


GETTING ON WITH THE WAR


Has iOui- Propaganda Failw ? Byi CAREY LORD'


come j^itbto range of: the portentous resolution of the executive conunittee. For either, or both, the cure lis not to lany cbse to be found to a beproof' administered by a party conference, unimpeachable as its patriotic itotentiott may ! be ■ but rather a well Sustained dembnstration of organising and ex­ ecutive vigour in-all its forms. It was. the i Wime Minister’s fatl]ier (Mr. Joseph jdhamberlato) who once said:


toyented a convenient theory by which opposition is silenced to the pr^ence of foreign complications. If we attempt discussion before war breaks out we are hampering the Government to negotiations and efibangertog peace.! If weiwait until the I war is upon us, then it is said thbt to an unpatriotic way we are dividing the countir to the presence of [the enemy; while if we postpone discussion until the war is over we are] told we are guaty of futUe fault­ finding and unnecessary retrospec­ tion. The thing, in fact, comes, to this: that it is not the business of the! House of Commons or the people to j express an opinion on foreign aSairs.


I Some honourable members have ' j


The was


shoild use criticism jin order to learn from it. It is not the critics that mat er, but the hard, disagreeable fact i from which criticism springs.


world-famous “ Joe talking about;


Johh Reith would I be able to tell the House of Commons [his plans for re­


r was understood that, soon after the reassembly of Parliament Sir


organising the Ministry of Information, Sir tibhn has been at work on them for wee is, and they were understood to be pst completed before Parliament rose for the Easter holidays. It is an


open [secret that the Press and Censorr shii Bureau is to be reabsorbed to the


thd Ministry and giving it: a separate Status. Sir John is; doing his reorgan- __to a calmer atmosphere than Lord Malcmillan had, and not a few people that in the hubbub about the itry last September some changes made that it would ha-ye been


iiistry. thus reversing the action of iiffl Macmillan in!detaching it from


Bureau from the Mmistry.' What;it be even more toteresttog to learn


in ry


b Sir John Reith is whether the new iilstry,'now to contain the Press and Ceh^orship Bureau! will have a voice determining what the national ta-


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“ As i she looked out over the


wooded Pennine slopeg beyond the Lancashire village of Whalley to­ day, Mk . Macfarlane, a mother who is as Scottish as [her name,' saw a


.typical Springtime scene, i Here In the. quiet of the countryside lamb's were gambolling | In a sun-swept field, cows were grazing contentedly in the 'meadow just over the fence, and birds were foraging hopefully among the newly-[tumed furrows of grassland ploughed up under the grow-more-food campaign.


“ ‘ ’Tls a grand place, Indeed It Is,’


she murmured. | But i t 'w a s not merely to the sylvan serenity of the countryside to which she referred. Indeed, th a t was b u t a ptptty back- fflyjunjd to the nialn object of her praise.. She wa^ referring, you see, to the', dozen or so well-planned hut­ ments which tiefore long will be home! and schbbl for 250 Salford elementary schoplboys who a t pre­ sent a r e : billeted In the I Lancaster district. ’ Something like £25,000


Is being spent on this newest of school camps. ' t t has a kitchen costing £1,000, half a dozen dormi­


tories with double-decker beds, classrooms and.tecreatioh ropmsj a hospital and—how this will please the boys-^a tupk shop as well!


y^^Itresses; nurses, and others whp _ . ii >, „


go to mpke up; his self-contained educatlpnal anjl home unit in the heart of [lovelyjjRlbble'Vale.


HISTORijC SCENES.


.jifeti requires in j the publication of news or' whetlier !the Defence Minis­ tries'’are to remain! the only arbiters of sufch| questions. That will not only decide how far the[ Ministry is likely to establish itself in public favour; it wOl


also 1 show the strength of Sir John Reith. If he has prevailed on the Defence Ministers to 'admit his


Itiry even into! consultaltion he has a great personal victory.


' I 'iid understands propaganda. Judging


„. fhe quality of the “stuff” that passes for iBritish propaganda, there is ample excuse for one arriving at I the conclu­ sion that a knowledge of that subject is|.the last thing expected , of those to charce of the department. I t is time the; Government woke up to the'reali- ti& of' propaganda warfare, ^s [one


ev|spaper critic puts it. i ' •


Goebbels wields this weapon with masterly skill. [He steals the world’s


front pages. iHis news is hot and His Tics hotter—but a lie, once planted is difficult to eradicate.


buti that rarely happens. Britain’S| war news is usually stale, and stale news is suspect. Delayed information arouses


must be forestalled with' the truth,


- rrltated, and the! lack of hews may yet lave even more far-reaching effec^. If people get the idea that the war is not I


the^ unjustified suspicioni that it has been !kept ba:ck'‘for doctoring. [’The uoUntry is becoming bewildered! and


pa:- with the news-intelligence seiyices it- British propagand broad “What a first-hand study, of


nature the boys’ environment'will afford,” Ithe sp[ecial correspondent adds. “ By merely stepping outside' their classroom doors they will be able to survey fields and woodlands stretching as [far as eye can.sfee. And what a study in local: history they will be 'able to obtain with Whalley! [Abbey,, Lancashire’s moSt famous : | monastic house, and


rpHE Pro’pagaiida Department also I cilttieroe Castle not far away. I t J- needs the attention [of sompone | would be difficult to imagine a spot


more stimulating [ to ; body and mind. No wbnder Mrs. Macfar- lanel’s I seven-year-old t[wlns—Char­


Jill


lotte and Gordon—are-envying the Salford'boys [who, about 'Whiljsun- tide are coming theie. One or twp' of the fev[ people living In the Iminedialte yicjlnity o f . the camp


were at [ f irs t ; resentful I under­


stand, about tile school'being placed there, because they , feared the buildings would obscure the pleasant view] from their homea But now the buildings ure nearly complete, and they can get a real Idea of the lay-out of the-camp and I t s ' extensive playlng-flelds-to-bp they have changed their minds and are' waiting to give the young Salford; evacuees as pleasant a reception as they caii extend; ‘ Aftei


difficult to raise new loans to pky for i onfy too pleaspd to know th a t oiner 9271. U


their war Sir John Simonj may find it us whohave children of our oto are 'DmfteV. r\rr\nd(TQtlHa ahmflrt is on O pn ar I people’s kiddies fiTft SOlllGr to CO1H0


at home. News-packets {three weeks ^khers'and'[fathers will not neet. ole , bad photographs, picture-postcard


views of British scenes-rtol designed to


to convince the [simple Balkan peasant that the Allied cause is just. Better to have no propagkida at all than to make ourselves rikculbus. Contrast this with the thorough work of Dr. poebhels.'He floods neutral countries With his Hot ne^s films and radio. Goebbels even takes space in'neutral newspapers to advertise his forthcoming broadcasts. Have our information experts thought of I that? Wc: can beat Goebbels if we


try-rahd it is time: we tried! British information should be placpd under one strong directing hand. Nbt bnly mpst ptopaganda statements be sound and irrefutable, they; have to [be repeated oyer and over again before the desired effect is achieved. A candidate' in the American Presidential: election cam- p'kgp as long ago as before the lastiwar


put it this way ;


oh the street corner with a megaphone and shouted ‘I am Angel;Gabriel,’ the flist man who heard the cry would pay ho attention to it.


“ If a man went out


‘[I am Angel Gabriel,’ the next'passer- tW .would tap his head, indicating that the poor fellow had lost his mind. The third listener wbuld say ‘[That is very interesting, I. will see whk he’s got to add to it.’ The fourth would'scratch la


If he shouted again


his head and say ‘ well; perhaps that is . force on China; he Ptokly the _ ^ h listener wotod she


a say n, stand“b r th e original'crier, shout-1 circumstancesfU-- ' ■ ■ I mapo


tog ‘He is the -Angel Gabriel.’;” , Ttat | matic, which attended the_set«ng u] a megaphone of his own and take | “ to the[Whited


■ circumstancesj'both mriftary am


is the essence of; successful propaganda, ai we found outjin Baghdad during the [ itet war.


ffltey gave the topression tliat Britain, j wtiethet to' the Far East or-ltoi Itie tn,' order to “ wi t h” Janato was i TTnifD/il


in a furious anti-British outburst in the American newspapers. And no wonder, if j the reports to the American news­ papers were anywhere


A „__„


criticism: must nk er embarrass j the distinction is alto-


[gether too puzzltog for a respoMible critic anxious to make what contribu­ tion he can towards, whtokg the war. He may' have felt tocltoed to dfevote lhore[ attention to| those otoer resolu- tibns; emanating from humbler a^^less kensilive quarter^, which asketfithat the promotion of idefeati^ countered.' The | defeatists : to j this country are singularly few, but ffikT we a' better target than the critics j who


near 'correct.


keep to with” Japan, was I'Dfiftedfstates or elsewheterof# a pro-Japanese policy and


or!


difference between tom! Japan has outiHitlered Hitler to Chtoa;' and-tiie sympathies of! Britishers - are almost Unanimously with the Chinese General­ issimo, Chiang; Kai-shek, 'Not long be- [foto the European war Uie Japkiese were treating British'traders iff China to a sort' of “ towtog'.’otder flt'pdffcy',' (Continued! foot of next Column);'


. it is just a s ,well. If therel be any [enough for Britain to be gomg on vnth.


leaving China to the'lurch. Both m the .wWeti l ik e 'to t t o .M ^ J Hbuse of Commons aito the House of self," rk ts , : or timuld Lords this change over has been stren- observailce of;,jusHce Md '"•’the Foreign Office and


Japan’s Manchukuo ^


To a' correspondent!: When 1 i|efer do not mean the couht^:


Itodpwfcri , ! ■among t o I k i d o i ^ r s , : , ^ -


lords ofeing the crowded todustriy t rod shopptog '' centres,IL/ may ; be- : classed!


■.-[ r I 'ctAs 696h-Afiropd.ln'Ii


I j ■ i 'Jdtih^Gtoto^ * 17T-Lapland Journey,.', I '■ [ " ■ : p i n i d a y | S t i t o r i t o i


t Ambassadbr at Tokio has resulted : hive hot in [ any way changed 5ur . . .


recent! speech by' the; British I t is hoVever. nipst to-


States Government . ,


aUj ato


the new regime at Nanking do sbbm Consistent with such an mtm-


tiOn ” Lord mlifax also has am o u n t that this country continues to rec^- nise the Chungking Government^as |he


legitimate ruler of China ^ d that we ^ changed


^ ^ J l S # t i ^ w c « b a v e ^ such explahatlons. Why should we be uiider.'i the {humiliating _


suspiciprlOH: C ^ : t|l(


rsuch a fine school. Salford , ^


are going comi : 27s t^ e l f boys b u t hers


In this fitie air, and In these class rooms and dormitories, which hav ! electric! light,j central heating, an^ other comforts.’ ' And with thosi seiitlmelnts anyone who has seeti the camp will' be bound to agree. ^


_____ ' ' — ((Jonttoued frbm preceding Column)


and that is nOt yet forgotten ,by th victims] : Japan’s origmal intentioi s were to clear the-British and-Amencatis out of ;(?hina bag and baggage, and ft that policy has been modified ft.is only because i Japan: has not yet subjugated China ahd seems to be farther off th desideratum than ever. The Japane present j plan is that the puppet


his Government is unconstitutional, it ^


has no' basis in law or in ethics, no Govei-nment except one .which w


lawiui »aler by foreign Powers. Actua ly 1 - - . - — -


a: la


moved py pure expediency will rCwg- Sto it- l The United States without" day’s delay, hps spoken ouj, Mr. Cbr- dpll Hull says roundly'; tljat JpPm ( w i o S referred to as


Power") is iinposmg her wUl by a ^ d t outei^ ’The NAZI ASS


Rad 0, . is'Lord HawrHawJ the lying Nqzi


Prince of Humorists'on the ASSJ


-Haw! Hee-Haw! listen to the brayl


ss,!


bw he makes us shake with laugh- atihls gas; 1


1


itli his braying and ms crowing the stupid


^


dohkey: class. ! , ! I


L ~ • M-


h e ! must, be in , '


Heii-Haw! Hee-Haw! Jsten to the Ass who’s on the


Hee-Haw!


for: clap-trap, with him no one can ■ p o m p a t e ;


■ ' I '1 .1 !j


y he thinks, because he’s swanky, wa believe his hanky-panky, tertaln th a t he’s not entirely


square.


Heje-Haw! Hee-Haw! :iT- '■ j listen to ass-Uke


:oi trlfes to terrify buink; Hee-Haw!


Nazi skunk, us ■'rtth his


H4 VOT7S th a t soon our icupboaids WiU b^ like Old Moth^ Hubbard’s,


.. ' ! .


hicpugli so many o f ' bur vessels bejlng sunk.


H^-Hayr! Hee-Haw! Hee-Haw!


[Oh! llstbn to the Ass of qer-man-ee, Whk a comical, romancing moke is^he;!'


■With lying he’s so zpalous. That soon, maybe, he’ll tell us


' |! [(CLITHEROE


Th£ t pur Navy’s at thel bottom of tfie tea.


liee-lHaw! Hee-Haw!


Ohj listen to the Ass, dlowni


He’jil cheer you up, cpmlc clown; leii we hear him


better not to have made, tobludihg t to master and staff of teachers, cooks, 1 /Qio' cutjtijog off of . the Press and Cenrorahip


On! If


Hee-Haw! you’re cast


he’s .such a Britain skit-


tln^, e cpnnot help'admitting


There are quar[ters for the head- fTh^ t,|fpr foolery, he tois the golden '’Tf


ee-Haw! Hee-Haw!


listen to the Ass, I [again A1 Nazi mlrth i-p|rroyoklni Fuerher


si^uld


iko’:bw| we Britishers ; I mm, ;


aiel lee-


! listen to the Hu ng- kar ,


What a lot of fools Britons are.


Haw! Hee-Haw ns


When his blether ti'


Hee-Haw! I cry,


pyoklng guy; dismiss


would miss For li^ tickles us un ;L we’re fit to


Hee-Haw! broadcast-


’Wllth Ananias he is ptila par; ,If the Ass believes


tie’s scoring, soutpourlng, tid must think


Hee7Haw! Hee-Hav ’


Oh! listen to the Naz e’s as funny the Zoo! When he’s qulpp: cranking,


And of German c irare swanking, :ul1


Ii;’s a'real treat, and soil


. Hee-Haw! 1 Ass, Oh do!


as t h | monkeys In Ug. and' he’s


doesn’t cost a J.P.P.


' With 8 stronger [ [some wee is paist, Cll


JBacup by three goa| Jlnterestlr g game, Jlatter’s ground lAlthough they succ|


ling the 'points, ibe said tpat.Cllthe victory. I Indeed, in the second half, the oppoblte might [


iBacup, (ne down made desperate ef level temp, but wit Clltheioe owed t|


H^e-Haw! g of the


! lUncasIhire C(


njtochdale I iClithezoc


• 'Bacup ,. Horwich


! S: Liverpool Southport


i jRossendale luChorley , ; ' iLeyltod M. ,Gt. .Harwn


, LAST WEEK’S


JBacup Bi Rossendale


Clitheroe South Li'


Orougti 1; U., 5;


NEXT WEEK’S v. Bacup


■jerpoolv. FULL


I - ' ' [BACUP


MAST O’^N; GRi


15 6l 14 81 l3 8| 15 8|


;r.A.F., nade a wel the (Side.


Ihcluds


team wis Stansf years-ole! Manchest] teams w ;r'e ;


. Bacup; ' Behti


■Winstan ey; Sutd 'Salmon; 'Wood, Lai Gregory, Stansfleldl


CUtliei oe ; O’fl


Bates;, Thompsor /Emmett; White,;. Ashurst, Klrkham'. Refke 2 • Mr. Ej


thetklcl -off, when! Allen a; id Ashursf Wlristan ey.;


Manchester. ' CriATBURN’S EJ diltheioe attackel


8(


Hie FREE CLASS


•Tlie Gang Sm -Monks Charlt;


?328—High Yaller H. De


:i483-^-Chaos 474£H-'Thlrsty Lan^


:i725-i-Ruffles I


' 4495-!-The Hundred I88if4


OKS [AT IBRARY


097—God and the ljv[eddlng Dress... darjbrle Bowen


^ h e r Again ... jH lugh Cleveleyh. Cleveley


Iybll [ Fountain ^re Stackpoole ^aw! Desmond


^([)kn Sutherland J. L. T. Meade


p a y s ................. Talbot Mundy


■The Eunuch ^tjStamboul.... Dennis 'Wheatley


J345r-The Jade Spider ' ' [ i


' NettaMuskett ..........


5013--Diana Barritigfon '.........'...... . I B. M. Croker


4353-Pray! Do Noti |y en tu re .......... Jpanna Cannan


■Wang is now to represent Chma and should' therefore be nftognised^ as i^er lawful rill


ft 3539T-Experlment 35J6r-Rehearsal fo


: May Edgtatoh Marriage.....:. ' Helena Grose'


Loye ..............


355ll-The Man from Michigan j I Bruce Greame,


3609)4-1716 Five Red Herrings.......... • thyL.Sayers


3687—Ih e Call of; [the Wilderness... Hugh Pendexter


7601 -The Malice! 7613—The Wolf Pa 391^Northwest P


)f. Men (arwlck Deeping


of the North.. A.;G. Hales


issage ................. Kenneth Robert®


7619—Great A r g u n i e n t ............ . Philip Gibbs


76391—Young Renrly; .....L........... ..... [ . !


-Mizo De La Roche


7604—Jalna.,.,..M£l^p De La. Roche 4230—Thp i^ o ry .i Ilprothy Whipple


!. . CLASS B 25^R e a c h in g fc


the!Stars ........' Nora Wain


3057—The Diamond Necklace.......... J B. M. Croker


3529i-The End of dff Auttior .......... J. Jefferson Farjeon


: ball in the mldff : i!o pa is to ChatbJ ! diffieiiltyjin find


Later , . Emmett,]


JFolldwing a! spell •Salmon; hooked th| ton,! whose shot w| :next minute, the a ntoroi/ etoape, the I top of:,the


•cleared, arid -at: Chaitbur I was pulle j i in a further Bacif eroA api ealed! for. was' out of goal, bi] ■jobbed in the ri| Bates. Clitheroe;. Klrkham shot ovei] ■-Next Chatburn ana a neat, bout of


:iflelti ;atid Gregory;,! [lollowing skilful


j'whig pair Chatburn ishsjrply Into the'; j


j'wetit; i.way, agalr handle: . A hard St


[■wap [well sayed'by <


[Siiigleton : tested! .seirerelj. Stansfielj •with a shot which |


! th^ liiark;, 'With ' well up the'.field, i| ; away only to be thv


;.;!betore ;he! interval] ■ Play fluctuated


.i’wtioira'i'well out 0 ' missed another d


!,.jie!thpr set; of Jfj i' da i^rims] ' Fplli^ i down .rae'vring,' !/hail a littleltpo; loiil


'dlngtort to kick liT '■


['■bulrn tiut the Iballl I 'w f i o ; nilssed'hleadii Proni this stag!


‘Cllt^ [.wingers j Ini' repeated atta [[ dtieoted a gj


j Utitheroe''tc) 'their|


pqkft/awaiLil I


: Slngietpii] •■:4„


got in spr


latter pit the ballj .aheaci, so ; that, [easily.. But the JLatham . and,: , in [Bates, whO; was manage 1 to get tti [when In, the ' acti [Gregory] who was ill .shot at goal.. : .After, twenty equalise 1 with . a;'I ^'ot,: wl ilcti' cannor and left O’Neill'ent [repeatec! Bacjip atta


the:imail, to, the tenacity of the del ■wards, te 0, were qull oppprtuilty and l| .respect particular scored over the hoE missed iiany'chan| Eiftihe ;t, home or


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