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l’itTui<*u<'ui>- will ;4f i a thrill out ol •• Wint*.*’ til*.* rniv4*r.>al-.)i*wi*l nlUsliir pi'o-


(!ii(’tii>n wliicli i>jit*MN ii,> liK-al nin at tin* (Jiainl ( ’im*ma oi\ .\l»)iuiay. It is a n*a!istir 4*\ju>.M' lit' .ViiiiTiran '■iMHitli'i'j^in^,'' ainl ri*- .•^uhani comlition.-'. i*lahmati*ly .sla^nil ami ottiuiurin^ly |iortiayuil. It is ^ immI i*ntiTtain- nmiit ^|•om tin* ilrainali r vifwpaini . ilar- ini'lv 1‘ducatioiial. Kvi*n tin* iimst scoplic.il t'l till* rolornn'r'. i*aniM»i ln*lp ln*iii^ im- |»l•^*s'^lH^ willi till* viviilimss nf this (>ii*tnie. As to its fiiiflity to reality theri*<*aii lii* li ttle (pieNlion. Tin* >tory is huilt armmtl tlio ex- perieiici’ (iT a lamily timt lelt llu* hoatrn trail ol its sedate \*xi.*'ti‘ni/e In lre(|m*nl a pallt that I'rmn tin* unt'.ei cimld spell only llu* ntnmst loliy. A riali man, avvakt*m'd to tin* Tart iliat In* is in> loni:i*r rich. plun”;es


into ii law-hreakii:^: venture with a liipmr- •'innii'^liiiLi i iiii<*ern. Ili*^ ji.'i-ocijit iim> lieeaim* ilistastet’ul. hut ru*et*ssary to his new hnsi- nc.^s, !'A'(*n lii*^ wife, a hi^h society niatrnii. i.** draejred into the '•ordiil atmosphere ol illiiit liipmr. 'Their dnii^liter. a delmtaule, is left to ro:im pret ty much at will where lilt* navi nine is last am) reeddess. Natural ly lliere’s a sniash to .'.nch mi i tor ted conditions in a family of sneli standin^j;. The father ;s ajipreliemled hy federal olUeers and sent to pri.>oii. the danel i ter lijiiires in a nasty scan­ dal. 'Tin* climax isn’t itiaiidlin or iiv(*rdrawn. The pii-tnre \i‘as well directed )iy l.oni* (lasnier and the players, (.'lara Mow, l lunt ly (lordon, .Myrtle .Sledman. T'orivst Stanley. Htilierl Agnew and Wal ter Lonn and ollier.s do exci*lleni worl^. — »*t 3C~3**~*~


\w umisiial a t t raet ion at the ICino l.ano I'ietiire Hall tliron^xlioni next week, is a


remarkahle and snperh production of Zam* ( i rey’.s imisl fammis story. *' The Wanderer


of tlie Wa.-telaml.” 'The first fnll-kmi'tIt


»stor\' to he produced eomiiielcly in eolmir, the pi” ! lire eomes Irom the I.ondon Pavilion. Piecadilly ( ’ireiis. af ter a most sncce.'sfnl r ” ii. 'Tin* si-reeniui; of *• The Wanderer of ihe Wa-.teland ” is >ioiiilica.nt. heeanse it nie:nis ihat eoloiired photography has as Iasi, heen perfected for practial purposes. It is an outdoor picture with an entirely now hm‘k.oronnd. The whole product ion was ])hotographed on the actual lo<;alious de- .serihed ill tin* hook, the ^or;i:i.*mis l*aint(>d Desert of Arizona ami Death N'alley. Cali­ fornia. D is a thri ll iim. adventurous stoiy of the wastelaiid.s of tin* .American deser t - - ('lioek-fidl of drama, action and romant ic love. All tin* tlirilU of all the Zanc (Iroy


."lories packed into a masterpiece. See the amazin'^ avalam-lii* seem* —a<-tually tilined in the (Irani! (*anyon. .\rizona. .lack Holt, in all ideal role, head" tin* list of featured pljiyers. which includes Kat idyn Williams Noah Dci'rv. ami Dillii* Dove.


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Thursday, Friday and Saturday JACK PICKFORD in


HILL BILLY


:\ LM'c.il hear t s tory .siipjiorlcd with ;in e.xeepliojr.illy fine si.\ I'iotiirc with w f iv. 'ur i t i ' Sta r ('ast .


U(‘cl .\ goml many dccinlcs ago. according to


legend, a lone wolf stalked to tin? summi t of a peak in the mountain region of Kentucky, pointed Ills uom* toward tin* sky. and .stood sil liouettt‘d against tin* darkening clouds. His liead lifted licavenward. the wolf .sent forth liis dismal <'rv. To tin* mountain folk of th a t isolated regitui. lln* how! of tin^ heast came a" an ill omen. 'That is Hie rea.soii tilt* valley sprauled hetueen llie iiiountain ridges hecaim* known to (In* inl iahi tants as “ Valley of the Wolf ." 'Tliat is tin* reason, also. why. J ack Pickford. youthful screen s ta r and independent prodiiecr. selectetl Hie '• \'al!ey of Hu* V.'olf ’’ as the IiK’ale for Ills latest .\llied . \ r t i s t s ’ Corporation release. “ 'Tin* Hill Lilly.’’ which comes to the Palladium Thealri* next 'Tiiursday. “ 'Tlie Mill Hi l ly " i.s an original story of tin* Keii- tiieky mountains nml Hie young mountain folk of more than two deeiuU*s ago. wr i t ten hy the young s tar himself, his <-e|ehralt‘d sis­ te r. .Mary ^Piekford, and Marion Jackson. Hn* wri ter. . Lm*i!!e Uicksen. sixleen-ycar ohl s tar , and Hollywood's youngest leailing wotiiaii. phi.N" Hu* k'ading roll* oppiKsiti* .Jjielc. Hcorgi* Hill, a ho u;i> associated with Hie faimnis director. D. N\’. Hriniili, for a long film* and witlk Hie late (leorgc Ijoane Tm/ker who ereateil “ Tlie .Miracle Man." directed Hie picture, .Miss Pickford ami licr hroHier. • lack, have admirahly t inted the scenes of t^ie si«uy with Hie wistful feeling" ami longing" of a young nnmntaim'm'. wliosi* mind rises above tin* narrow eontim*s of life in the hill regi«ms.


|u the leading role, T R E PA L LA D IU B I


Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday WM. RUSSELL in


Korn inn*, a d v cn l i i r e . t ra v e l , .stirr- ij\U


e n cm n l e r . llir ills . d r ama ,


my.slery an d s cenic i r r jmdcnr arc all p ro v id e d for.


FULL PROGRAMME *■ Wln,*ii Oilds Ai’e lu’cn,” a now I’ox


production in whicli romance, drama and thrills aiv all deftly eoinldnod. fcalui i iui the versatile ami vioormis ."tar. William Itussell. will he tin* at t ra c t ion at ilie Palladium ('inema on .Momlay next. Kmhracine a po\\i*rful and enthral l ine story o) a lacc helween two rival eiijiineerinji oonemus for po."se.ssiou of !L covetr<l and ricli mine, t!ie er ippine act ion ranees through colourful seenes from San Kranci.^eo to tlie Smilli Sea Ulcs, and, in addi t ion to a nniijue opimr- tuni ty to display lii.s his trionic talent , IDis- "cirs r<ile is f raueht witli ohstacles wliieh call forth his jihysical at t r ihutes . Highly dramnli<' epi.sodes aboard a largo ocean liner are contra>ieil witli vivid .scenes on a .scl'ooiu'r, ami ali."orhiiig incidents, advcii- lure'4 and hazardous exploits oil a tropical island. C’liarming rotnaiice. which cnahk's the s tar to prove his versat i l i ty, is unfold­ ed amid the fascinat ing and j»ictnre.^qiie sel l ings of a lonely i^land in tin* Paeilii*. ^\ itii Dorotliy Devon' as tin* accomplished s t a r ’.s feminine lead, ld(«yd ^\■hitloelc as the Iiandsome and suave villain, and a liosi of other well-known players in tlie<-a>t, ‘When Odds ,\re Even ’ will prove deliglitfid eiilor- lainiuei i t .


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LINE, 9/11 and 14/8. A D V E R T I S E D 6 0 0 D S A R E R E U A B L E G O O D S .


dered. and most hii ierly regret ted. It is Hu* longing to recall vani.slied youth tliai is the theme of the powerful ami mu<-h- discussed new picture—“ 'This House of \ ani ly —at tin* (Jraml Theatn* next 'Thur.s- day. “ This House of N’ani ly ’’ has. as its tliejju*. the passionate revolt of womankiinl against lime, and iier des}K*i*aie clinging to heanty. It has been hailed as a great epic of Imnian (losii-e, a powerful s at i re on fem­ inine vanil'.w ami a. fascinat ing liymn io youth I It i' cer tainly a j)rofound .sludv of feminiuo character, and with its intouHe draimi cine can muler.staml tliat at t ract ion wliicli it- Iia.s oxerleil for many tluni.saiids of women—and. for tha t mat ter , for men too —not only in Amoricip hul .in lliis cotiniry. In tlic story tlie lieroine. a popular actress,


slirinlc.s from no means, however (langeron.s, to recapture her failing cliarms, and tlic resuIU are sucli as tlio audience will hardlv


•lack lorgets Hie part in hi" hair. Hio stiff colLir. Him tuxedo, ami appears in lat lered garb and hare feet, in that eliar.'uderization of .Vmerieaii youth, which has endeared him to the liearts »>f the moimn pietur«* piihlie. In addition to more than Hu* avei'agi* sis- teil> and hroHierly ageetion helween those leader" in "creeii work. .Miss Piekford feels she owc" this pi4*."eiit serviei* to .Jack hecansi* of ill" aitl to her in a directorial capaci ty in two ol lier hig f(>a.lnro successes “ 'Through the Hack Door." am! “ Little Lord Paiint- Icroy," I''(ii* lu'arly two yt?ars J a ck Pick lord \.a.s not "cen on t;lie screen, and in (his t ime he was with his famous sister as one of her illin dire<*l4»rs. 'Then he ih'cided to return tn tin* si reeii. not only as a s tar , hut as an imlepemleiit prodnc(*r.


'Tlu* smashing .siic-


cy.ss 4>f Ills first venture in liis comhined tii'Id. Harrison's T’inish," which ipiickly proved its box ollico and audience value, '-hows the wi"doin of Ids decision.


Ahdiicied from tlie very st:,*ne of her


wi'dding hy a pr ime of villains a heantiful lead's advi' ii lures ansi jierils provide sns-


jieiise ami thri lls in Hu* Fox Super pr»)due- t'.on. “ I’rouhles ol a Hride." whicli will he presented a t Hu* Grand Cinoma on ^fondny m*.\t. .Alan Hale, the screen’s most resource- iul villain, and .Alildred June, of winsome heaiity and cliaiin. as Hu* heroine, are tlie chief part icipants ip u volume of Hirills and liair -raising ex[i!oits which revolve around a family lor tnne and a coveted hride. The villain’s andaei ty ami polisli capture Hu* imaginat ion ol a young girl, who falls in with his sehenu* to test lior fianeee’.s love. His mock ahduclion provi*.s realistu*. luiw-


I'ver. and were it not for the gal lant ry and dar ing ol the hushand-to-lie her fate might have been tragic. See the whirlwind auto­ mobile clia.se. the running light on spi*cding


ations with peril in tin* <’oiirse i*f her reel career, hut none hroiigli her closer to the lirink tlian an (*xperic*nce in Love’s AVikl- erm*"S.’‘ her latest First National drama showing a t Hie King Lane Hall on .Alomlay. .Mi'S (IrilTiHi was suppos<>d to hi* rescued fi’oin a (*roc(ulil(* alti*r a fall into a swamp in a South Sea Island sequence of ihe film.


'The


monster was r(*it*ased too soon and s tar ted underwater lor the s tar , who dis(*(>vorL*d her pt'iil h a rdy in time to call for lu*lp! A long iron prtid slaved off {lie a t ta ck long eiioiigli for Ian Kei th, one of the lendTug nu*nilu*rs of Hie <*ast. to eifi'ci a rt*.<cue.


CABIN .BLAZE.


FIRE ON EMBANKMENT AT LANGHO Several l.anglio residents were awakened


cabin on ihe railway emhankmei i t had c aught tin*, and tlie inllanimahle mater ial ol which it was buil t rendered it impossible to save the s t ruc ture , wdiidi was burning fiercely wlien Hie early t ra ins passed. Tliere was sovLM’al huiulredweiglits of coal storecl in tile cabin, and this helped considerably in the work of dest ruct ion.


in tlie early honr.s of Alonday morning hy dense smoke jiouriiig into thei r bedrooms ami. on kiokiiig th rough thei r wimlows, saw huge (laiiios l ight ing up tlie countryside. Invest igat ions sliowed tha t a platelaTi?i*s’


trains, and a runaway etigim* da.shing to destruction, fo r in n e Grinilli lias had many real fiiit-


A D V E R T I S E R A N D T I M E S . F R I D A Y , A U G U S T 2 1 . 1 9 2 5 .


N E X T W T .E K A'l


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expect, thus adding a dramat ic element of siispensi* to a story always sn.slaineil an a liigh note of iuti*rest. .\ii element of added di."liiiclion i.s the* very lino act ing of Miss . \nna (,k .Nilsvnn in the part of the actress haunted hy age. It, j.s, )iy all accounts, the he."t ih i i ig sin* has done, full of vigour, iii- .sighl and charm. She i> sup[iorted hy :i cast of well-kiio\iii “ . " la i " ” which im-lndi* Stuar t Holmes. Wyinlham Slauding, Lucille Uick.si‘11 and Arlli ii r Itiiiikliii. — *I3C3*—


‘‘ 'The Man Who l'’ights Aloin*.” William


l'’arni im’" lir.-l ' t a r r in g production for I’ara- mouni , directed liy Wallace M’orsley. is a hig picture in every m*mm! of Hie term. 'I’liere’s not a doiiht hut that William Fari ium is till* niosi popular W(>.stern .star in motion pictures to-day. In Hii.s profluclion. at llu* King Lane Hall m*xt Tliur.sday ami wei*k end. In* is .supported hy iiois Wihon and Kdward Hor ton, and a hlg cast wliicli in-


i-lmh*' Idonel Mi'Imore. Dawn O'Day and (•eorge liwing. 'Tin* s lor \ ’ has to do with a civil engineer and his hand of einjiire hnild- er> • a son of advance guard of eivilisatioii whicli i" |>rcp!irj»ig llic grcjil western vast- iie.s.', for lln* cmllcss tide of homai i i ly wliicli is to follow. It i.H a story of a s t rong man ’s light against great ohstaides, hoth [ihysical


ami mental —lln* kind of story wiLli wliich T’a rn n n r s name has hei'oim* associali'd - - a ta le of the great ouii.oor,*. with a delightful love llieme ninning througliout. There is also plenty of eoiiied.v to relieve the s train of t he heavier .M*em*s.


Ueports are things wliirti g*> olf noisily ai llu* end ol term, hiii wiiii the greatest


amount ol Moisi! ami di"turl>aiiri* dur ing tin.* week or .st) suereediiig Hu* eom*lusioii of the school year .


tioiial world lui* Hu* origins ol ui - idi \si* must ihdve into Hu* dim past mml i deeper tiiaii to .Mr. Willett ami tlu* ins t i tul ion id “ summer linu*," schools do not ivgnlaii* Hieii’ veals hy our old iViend .Viino l.hmiini (Mow many old scholars ^visll they «-oiiI»l i*seape his t«>o lavish at teni ioi is in later l i lel ) . Hegiuiiing in Si*]»temher. when tlu* • ■old mists of.-iutiimii remimi os that i*vt*ry- ll iing 4*lse is a-dying. .schools siar ! \a l ianH\ lt*acliiiig the \oni ig idea tm\s to shoot and to hi* shot. Tiiele follows in orderly si*(|Ueiue tiie disei|)lim* of Hie Miehaeiinas 'Ti'iiit. the cold disroinforls and eiiidemics of Hie Hilars 'leriii. ami the al!-t<>o-.sliori jo>s ol erii;kel and sw iiiiming in tin* Tr ini ty nr .'suiiiiner Term. .After i*ach of these spell.s of well- orgai i i 'cd iilleiiess the weary selioolniasler eoinpt)M*' a siiorl re[»ori on the work of each of his jni[iils. This report ileals witli thei r W'lfli dur ing the term, wlu*tlu*r thev lia\i* done any or not. and may also he iiil!m*nee«l hy the rc'i i l ls oi Hu* c*\amimi( ions whicli are held generally at I ’liristmas, hut mos; espi'ciallv ill J i i l \ .


Hy some in.scrutahh* tleerei; of Hu* e<lma-


ol Hu* .Summer 'Ti*rm ami Hie July (*\amiiia- tioiis ileteriiiim* a ho\ 's proiiiolion lo .1 liighei* I'orm.


'Tin* eoml>iiied resul t ' . It is theietore perhaps not so diseordant '


wiHi a kiiowk‘(lge of human n a ture as it might at lirsi sight he a'sniiied to he. loi ; the ruler." of tlu* yonili of I'higlami lo pm- * ieet these great reiioiTs upon the fa th e r s . ! nmlheis. and giiardiaiis of iamilies early in ' Au'.-iist. It is much bet ter that fond Pappa ; ami proud .Maiiitiia should leai'ii Hn* iniHi about voting lioiit'fui’s el loi is when all is j iiiiliiig, tin* SUM shi l l ing hot upon the beach |


Joiiiin <. rapaiid.


oo" ; Pei leelly hiir iishire in Hi agains t the


Doesn't mind llOl'


Allow." e at ing in lame mice,


Lets lUL* howl al him at Hu* nels.


pilling. l ’ia\" for Hlaek- .Made a cei ilnry Joll*. good lellow.


'Taught- me the googly. Jlijiping chap. Fell rot ten when I heard lu* was leav­ ing. Topping i»ld liean. Said my hai was a good ’iin. Good egg.


It is to lie feared Hial this s lriei iy eon-


st i tul ioi ial par ty will not he ahk* to retain its aseeiulem-y tor long. Tlie lei idemy ni many nioveiiieiils to-day, as in ol lu'r periods wiieii the linman spiri t has lu*en on Hu* mai<*li, is lowai'ds e.xiremes, and what itiighi ill unl inary times he contined to seliooL :7iid thus remlereil tota lly innocuous to Hie com- niuni ly a t largi* cannot fail to hccoim* in­ fected with till* virus ol iialioinilisatioii. Heloi'e many lerm-emls have hlanclied tin* elicek and reddi*iu.*il Hie Iniir heg pardon, reddened Hie cheek and hlanehed Hie hail', id the schoolmasters, the cry will he for “ Her-lood!" ‘The popula'-e. having lasted Hie sweets id II ii n*st ra i lied vorahtdai') will fjeiiiand a series of nat ional repoi ts. K\(-jv one will he aIItiiorisei] to repi>ri on everV one elsi*. on go\eriiim*m paiier. diiriiig goierni i iei i t lime. It is jirohahli* that as time goes mi. the


ma i le r will he deemed so iin]>oriaMi Hial it will he necessary lo inflici ;i fine on Hiose re; rogradi* ei t izeiis who persistent ly re I use to riuiipose reports <d snUirienl ieiigth or


ami Hu* iilk* wa\u*s (how wel they are! ) lapping at llu.* leet of Hu* deek-ehaiis. ra the r than when shrill \ \ inte r blasts s<*ream round I iiioiiieiit. Hu* liousi*. or ).*iereing east wiiuls dry the ; l ia\e ah' verv llesh and hom*.s with eokl. '1 lu* selioolnia"lerh. vocahiilary


fully levs than William Sliake"peare'


(if he wrote all liis own play.s hinisell) knew the use of no fewei' Hum thi r ty Hiousaml wtirds (or was it three l iundred Humsand'r) hnt the pedagogm* knows no more than livi* or six. These lie ladles out with an appear ­ ance ot greatest delicacy and diser iminat ion. hut ill grim real i ty rallu*r a l te r the manner in which we all should act when <-onlronted | witli tlie task id' repor t ing on dozens of j small l)oys wlm all look very much the same. I who all do as li t t le work as tlicy can. and \ Dei-upal ion


.\aiiie


who all avoid raf l ier than court the mitiiu*! id' tlu*ir well-meaning instI'lietors. For 4)ur readers* informat ion we V4*nnire


t4» lahnlat4* a few repor ts in onh*r to slum' i*\aelly how Hie tiling is done:


Siihjeei. Smi th ilones Hrowqi Hist4)ry: Fair. \ ’i*rv fair . Goml,


Geography. \ 'erv Good. laiV.


:(oiod. 1 1


’M"a 1 is- I'ael ory.


Unsat is ­ Fai r . factory.


I’n.sa l is- lai-tory


l'’a i r. N'ery


fair. . \o parents eoiild lie otlierwise tlnui pleased


with reports stieli as tlu'si*. There is an ai r of liim impar t ial i ty about Hmm, and a very ek*ar disti iietion hi*lwe4*n llu* accoiiiplish- im*nts ot 4*aelt s4-holar which instils eon- iidence in Hu* p4*m*tralion 4>f the master . Tliert* is also (ami liiis is impor lanl ) at least om* point on wlii(*h, .sa\s Hater- lamilia s to Iiimseli. as lu* hands Hu* ri'porl aeiaiss Hie hreakfast - tahle to his wife to r4*ad, on which I slmll liave t4> sjveak very s(*rious|y t4) 'Timothy hefoia* !u* g*»es hack to seliool. I‘\»r ! notice, says


Smi ths ’ ) (Ari thmeln* j


Jones ’s I Fal lu'r. | C.\mi|)osilimt ' is misatis- Hriiwn’s I'Hiat his 1 Geograiihy 1 Snaggs ’.")


i History | ’ factory. Hnt seriously. Hu* wliole ijuestion of re­


por ts ought to bo Hio siil)ject of earnest consiileration. If .schoolboys weia* as iiniteil as Hu* mitiers they would soon eoinpi*! Mr. Hahlwiu to ap))oiut a Itoyal Commission lo 4h*al wi th tin* mat ter . At' Tu’st Hu* cry would la* not allog4*Hn*r


tor tlie to tal aboli tion ol r(*ports on hoys hy masters, so inueh as for ati extension of ljl)4'rty t(4 Hu? hoy.s 4)f repor t ing on tlu* iinist4*rs in due form. 'This, I eonjoctnre. would la* the demand of wliat we must i-all Iho const i tut ional par ty amongst the sclmol- hoys. Hero is a speeimon of what wo may


expect, e\irai*ti*d Irom nnimpeaclnthle souri’o s ; •


Alaster'.s name: Henrv -Athelstan Clioinondl- loy coiumouly called Old Swiju'r.


IVrsonal ap p e a rama ' : Herfoetly appal l ing. Face like a rot ten egg. Never waslu's. Has lorgoHen what a hair-hrnsli l4>oks like.


Alanuors: Has norn*. 'Those oi a pig. 'I’rit.'s to ho funny. Hateful heast.


Ti*aehiMg eapaei ly: ZKIU). Can’t teach for tolfee. Awful ass. .ICahliit,


Ihiwers of diseipl ine: Worse Hiaii Mossoo BAGEC B A D T O -O A Y ?


Then Find the Cause and Correct It as Other Clitheroe Folks Have Done.


hecoiiu*." a hnrvlen. .\Tglii giw's no rest or eiunlort . I rinar.v (rouhles, rheumat ic twinges, head­


l>ay a f te r day. weary and t ired. Hie haekaehe .suHert'r knows tm neaeo. Work


aches, (iizziness, iiervousne.ss. all tend to mak»* life miserahle.


V.'iiy eontinm* t4» endure this!' Vse


Doan'.s Haelmcho Kidnev Hills to streiioHieii and s t imulate the kidneys, tind so make them active and well agani . Your neigli- limirs rectuumend Doan’s with g*md reasoti. Head tliis Hlaekhuni ea.’^e:


sharp, siahhing pains whielj s t ruck acim.ss the kidneys were so severe th a t 1 ctndil hardly move. SUmning was dilTicmt and r. was a job to s t ra ighten. 'The condi t ion .-.i Hu* kidney exeroti.ms nlainlv showed th a t my kidneys wore the eau.so.


On IHi Ju n e . l!)07. Air. H. Hawtirtli. 7o. u i lhers-siroet . Hlaekhurn. s a i d ;—“ Tlte


“ It ua.4 for tunate for me th a t 1 tri**l Doan’s H:\4*kache Kidney Hills. Af ter a


.short eotirse iny hack was nui te sound ami .strong aga in .” On 17Hi J an u a ry ,


sional d4)se of Doan’s Pills. (SionciD H Hawo r th .” Same price everywhere. Bs. a box*. Don’t


ask for “ backache jiills.’^ or “ kidney pills,” ask dis t inct ly for DOAN’S Hackaclie Kiduev Pi lls, tUo samo as Mr . Har ror t l i had.


‘ In spite ol incroasing years 1 keep well apd netive. Aly oul.v mcdi(*ine is an oe(*a-


Air. Hawor th s aid; I


>naggs Fiisa t is- Iaelorv.


iiiei'ci- I hut I really mnsn’ i give .Mr. Haldwin'- l i e ! Cabinet seereis away hefm** he is ,mi ,il tllice. It may he periiiissihle in ronel


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sketeli Hu* kind of think which we peel to t i iul jU'i nt ed W4*»*!; h v W4*«*l' nt fol h'd m* w s p ap 4*fs.


go\'4*rMmeni-< P F I ’O i r r \ ;


L*r


I. (CM. •'PJz* (IIMlk/ASS).


*mi:ilt HloHietium Tackl4*r in


General r4*)iort : \'i diit ies.


Skill as iii<ki4*r; Diw littli* -slHII reqiiii'


(


il nmiim*rs : i for aiiytl iing. walker.


Sell"!* ol' luiiiiour outsich* Wigan.


lleport made liy Government eii(]uiry


repor ted yon!' Laiigimgo : \*ery choice !


l/4*allli: Gooil; sl4'(*jis Fats well at any


Would not he iioii» W4*ll in the ihivfime.


; itiu*.


Mary Ann Hi i ieriongue. Ha" the aho\4* 4*vi*t'


j Answer: V(*>. Uiuh- I om* for and live


for talking


winning his pig in limes for puliing his


IBm/ltOTi. leg.


00 hmd : lot lery :


j IIFHOLT V.., ■■ (Cd. !).Vlxd;i.>. Hef. AHT !


I Name; .Mary Ann Hittertongm*. I Oeeiipation; \\4*avt*r in a gtiveiqnneni mill.


General repor t : A lav*- goo<l-f(>i'-uoHiiiig and unm*eessary er looms alwavs


c re a tu r e : givt's 4*ndle Iroiihh* to others, need fe t t l ing up.


Skill a" weaver : Ought to he in the ing-room.


Genera! maniiers : snv more!' ',y:o:L)


(


rfect ladv. N,*ed I A..M. Govt. Cik.


l .ai ignage; Can’ t think where she nicked it up.


Sense ol hinnimr : .Miglil lie tiionglu liinnv at Wigan.


Ht 'al ih: I'ails half-aii-lioiir ln*for4* Hu* whistle blows.


Uejiori made hy : Mr. Ji*remiaii HhvHiemout.


Gov4*rnmen( enqui ry: Has tlie ahovu* ever repor ted you ?


.Answer: I timlerstaiul that she has : hut soim* pompous ass 4if a govt, cliirk has always refused to let me .<ee what she says. (Not tm*. Alust semi this 4in to H.N. wlu) interviews aggrieve4l ri*port4*r.s. A..M, govt. C’ik. !)>7oB.)


(U**turm'4l to A.Al. Havi* "(‘eii J .H. several l imes ; hut am not a p'lmn-'o. ass. H.X. (uivi . e lk. o77iil.)


(How do you know that*' .\..AL> (Hy 4Mmparing mysi*!f wiili you.


JOHN AVALIJS.


IIEV. W. WALLACE'S FAREWELL,


HUGE CONGREGATION WITNESS PRESENTATIONS.


Ihe Rev. Wil liam Wtilhu-e. fiirnierly of


Chat lmrn, who has been prominent ly ami suceesstully identi lled with the Wesleyan AiisM4)ii at Hlaekhurn, preaehecl f4)i* the last l ime at (^Ineen’s Hall, Hlackhurn. on Sun­ day evening, helore taking up liis new ap- poii itmeii t a t Chatham. At the afternooi i iiieetiiig of tlu? Hrotlier-


.sciited Air. Wallace wi th a clieiine on heliall <d Hie missi.iu; and Mr. A. Hvde liarnle*! oyer a gohl watch, the gi f t ..f Air. Wallace’s Aloiulay iiiglii class. Siiort jiddresses. pav­ ing t r ihuio to Air. AVallaco’s work at Hlaek­ hurn. were given hy Air. H. Smalley, J . l \ , wlm presidiMl. Conneilhir .!. W'. C’arTni(*haeI. J .H. , and Mr. J . Dixim. Air. Wallace made .piitalile reply, extending thanks for


Queen’s Hall was pnekod to Hie do4ir.s, and a g r e a t crowd of ix'ople were turned avtay. AI r. W allaee preaelied a sermon aporopna le to tlio occasion, compar ing Hie changeless and tlio oliangiiig, and wound up very elfectivoly on the note of “ C’hr is t , the samo yesterday, to-day, and for ever ." At tlio conclusion of the .service Hie gre a t


andieneo rose and stuig tlio farewell hymn. ‘‘ God bo wi th ’you till vro moot again.”


the gi l ts and his app.reeiatioii of the spi r i t th a t piamiptoil them. Fur the larewell service in the evening.


hood and Siste rlnmd. which was vi*ry largel.v a t tended. Air.


ICrringlon pre*- r \ :b. lb*i. HU*. goVenilllelll iiiat t<*nt i\'4- ii


ev(*ii pO"C Hiis joii.


' loo suavi* Ought L


Hu


and ('oniq«*mis • he a slu'p-


i t rei igt l i . \tiiile nothing less than prison will he considered adeipnite lor those who sUili- horiily refu"i* to wr i te reports at all. 'The really enl ightened eomrailes win* i-aii nei ther read noi' wi'ile or have left thei r glasses at home will he allowed lo d ic ta te thei r iv- porls to go\ enimei i l clerks in go\ erniiieiil olliees. with government


ease ol ta int ness at governmenL (*\petise. pplieat ion lorms may lu* ohl.-iitied stop a


this depaiTment my.self, at a salarv oi ret lesh nu*in in


though! I was forget t ing that I ady a r ranged to lie in eharge of


RE PORT S . By JOHN WALLIS.


BROADCASTING NOTES, BY RADIO REX.


Till' I!,I!,4', i, l.iTl-iil;; v.T>


"UU*ratiou. I iii> p* iu< ' '.a''Uug ;i" a regulai'


I iM. III!'


in iimliliiy III till, liiiiir,,. ■Miiiiy li-ii'iiiT. 1,,,|„,


ihiU ;ill


i)i-u«r:uiim,' tiim-., i.. leahu'e.


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.Ul.,-r lliinns, m n-u.i,,,',' ,


will -n , , m, h n in \ , ,|„, |,,,,|


sliilMii 111 Di iv i i in uill |,i',,vi.l........A, "1


laving (lie* London pi'ogiqtnutu* Df liK,,i,|,


‘*f coiir-"4*. M•|•V4•,^ hv far Hu* lapo-'i oi any Hriti,"h stat ion, almost anv p a n ot Hie paratiV4'l\ "intpl* w«Mild ,s4***iii that lo hroadca"! ,M>im*HiiM way ol programiii4*.s 4*aeli iiighr. We havu* ho4*n pi'otiii'«'<l ahot


gramim*s. and Davi*ntrv woidd a "Miiple uav ol solving'iho |uohf haps ih(* majority ol Iptoiior,"


■tan..


a prograimih* o| Hi.*ir own. ioit u*Iay ,s(iitioiis.


•d


•*PP‘‘«'aIlls;' il„.ivi,„, '‘uH-y "hoiiM l„. I I !


mi'i Is t'e.eival.; ‘•oinitt'v with - ,


Il .........


^ -


II...


way slmiihl rer tainly ho mavl.*’ liip .ni'iiu with Hu* prov i,"i4Ui of aliornat ivi' llu? priiiripa! ar«*as. It has i„.,* Hull (In


I hi* alloi-na 11\ | 1 >iiM


s tat ion 4oidtl. lor iusiaiHo. hroa.ha' .Maiii;lH*'l'-*r itrogiamiiio. and \ 1,.. , C'a r il il l 's s u p p i e e o ' i i n n u ' l a t i o n


'Youthen,y n-iltn •• ihr ahoriiii t ive s*a , ini,'. .More u iiioly dilf.-nii .11 i)ro"4*iii u iMio staimii


nl'e Usoil provejii


ari* iOt»viih‘d h\


tin* Llvi-rpotil pr<'graiiii!M'. and a i'n*iiiar;. Maiiott ai Livoi'i.... I . oiiM 1.,, mniM ( nnliff prog, aim,:,-.


"[vi'at in;* u av .•-|.*i!.«


a n o i l i o r on o a d i a t m i . In Aiiiorioa ,so\,Tal ait oi'na 1 iv .* proi.,amr,


ihl ho l i re IMlol JoMii


LIcetr ir Coiii))a ii>‘s stai |. .a in ! hroadcasis


.01 • -laino, , Tlio three tliit.-reiu pm,


solv o t in* .......................... I a h .- r n a l i v o m o r e e !l e e |iVi' l\ t h a n t l io l i ' iav - la: ; . ,?- .


lransnip.,i.,M nt 4*lecirir,i\ in,- heliig iMjiih* 111 Hie Ho'l I l|h. r


n i II (•'l e' i I ng e .ju'rnaoni m


lunpire INliiiotion ;il Wemhhv. .V ilUlulred 4*h‘et r i r hulhs at,


moaii' ol a liigh lri'-jimney geii<*.............. .'OHIO ilisianeo awav • there i- ..........m,.' "I any kind lo wires. I he otlieial III elmrge inM na- liu;


ligli: Iigiil,


I'lri'iiii Used Was m manv vvav> 'iiiiilu an oi'diiiarv wir**k*" t ra ii'iiin i me


hut as vet the uhnle aliair 1- m 11. lancy. >e»era| - r ien i i ' : ' an IvM',u ;i i,, I,,- ,,


ing "Hi «‘Mei | ' i re e\ j , . ‘rin:e|jt Ultli vvin'les-. iranstnis'.i,.ii ,.| rin,


i ieating and l ight ing. a ••m'l'e" has .lilended Hiejr eliori-,. a sy-,t4*ni. when perh',qo,|. v||,,nld etf,' i-onsiderahle rediietmii m ih,- m.r ••leetrn i t ;. sinee il ui,ii!d do auav uiii liigli ,',«si ,.] I ho wiring 1 roi , |.,oii:


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It Is likely that this aiitiinm a in*',v ol (laiiee hand will


take the etln-r.’


"iipph'tiienl tin* a«lniir.ihle eniert a'mn- n Hie .‘sa V o \ - (irphea 11" and tin* >av',\ 11., Hatnl. .\ new Tango hand i" hotng hieiighi


Hiiono- . \ires to play in Hie Savoy L,,;;:


• lu ring tin* e.iiniiig 'ea-on. ami Hieiigk not d.*!iiii;**lv annoiine«*il. | >|iou|.| inia. Hia. it Is verv lilu'lv that lisiemT' \\\‘ penni l led to le-ar liiein liy hroad-'a-' sioiially. 'The Alu'ieal Direii .ir oi the .".av l4*iling me the oiher d.iv


1h.1i i,


promises to he tin* gi'(*at dame ilii' uii It will not sttpplanl Hn* to\ . t rot . htn likely tlial the p,ipnhin!\ oi Hi** wall -iiirer.


W ir4*li*s' Tt*legiaphy .\<-t Ini' been ] and that it i> mivv h*galiv ineiindieii' pO'sCssol S Ol .ill kind.- Ol W ireje-- I',-, sets to obtain a lieeme lor Himi. annouiicemeiit siaii*' Hiat a,-ti,>n \ taki'M against all p«*r'oii' failing to d, 'This 'Imuld n*inovo all d,*nhi i> 'n*e4*"ar\ i,o‘ out,


!l i ' "llieiallv .'iitiioiiiieed iha; Ha wln*t!n*r it


4'1'ystal sets an«i other iion-r.nliai in take out a li('4*nee.


LTl lFU r i ’FM.'*


arii"tt*s have n-eived tempting ,itie lu'oadea't in . \nn‘i iea.


SeV(*ral wi*ll-i<nowM l‘!ngli'h luoad':


tin* Haris hromleasimg i.aejnlv. h,>ih • regards iraiisini^sion power ami progr.mo' quality.


Tiieiu* has lieeii a nolieeahie imi'e.i'*’ " Tin* Hei'iin \ ’»*x Hail ' station ini' in-gii!


<*arly morning iiroadeasts oi pliV'cal ,•*.'! 4'ises. and Hn*n gives hi ' «‘rd«i ' in <!'•• t ’u mi l i tary styK*.


'Tlie {':ftii odilioii ol “ Radio Ra'lntn*'*'.


the tim.si p4ij)ular 4>l all tin* 15.H.C. produ- lioii '. will he given on .'Saturday. Ainm- •Jlimi.


RADIO IIFX — > G


IN THE .SI>I:ED TK.U’ POLICE AND ITS SECRET POSITION Har rv I jargreave.'.


was. Supt . My4*rs ohii* di*d to witm*ss amweini.C


opetily. raying it wm»hl he giving inim'aa


li(*m to oilu*r.s. 'The Clerk: Wi'il. wlnit ro.nl w:i' i t '


Hlaekhurn-riiail. 'The Chai rman: Wliidi <!iie<iion


can measniv aimtiier mile. A line 4>f 2H.s. was imp-^'sed.


'The exorci.<e that redmi's Hu* wa.>i-h>u iniKSt (luickly eotisist' in placing both


on the talile and pushing hark.—’’ villo 'rennes.sean."


You will feel 50% better man or woman after a CHIROPRACTOR or OSTEOPATHIC TREATMENT


J. W. WALSH, D IGHIROPRACTOR


.c. 31, Y O l lK ST. C L IT I IE K O E


i ravel l ing!' —I'roin Ha\< nden ttuv ai d' I la 'I’lu' Superiiiteiiih'iit : . \ l ier (ids (a'l*


l'„


'iiiiullaiieoiislv on tla'U.iv.- longl hs ,V ah,,: •jnn. -Vlti. aiol l . ‘Jui) in*-ii',*'.


' t IiI' n;' '}' 'I hi- uaini : hs


til Cliiirrh-Ia::'-


A\'lnilli‘y, was .summoned at 1 la.slingdiii >'1: Abnnlay. lor vlriviiig a heavy iimtor lorry a' 4*V4‘i' it) mih‘s per Imuj' «iver a iiiea'iiivO mile. 'TIi(4 (Jerk askoi! .'•^ergi-ant Foiiwiek. wij-’ proved the «*ase. where the iiu'asurtd nul''


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