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Forever young Just last week I was in the


drugstore picking up some deodorant. You know the kind: strong enough for a man and made for one, too. All of a sudden, this mannequin in a lab coat comes to life from behind the makeup counter and says to me, “Excuse me sir, but would you like to try a sample of Adonis, a new skin treatment specifi cally formulated to meet a man’s unique moisture needs?” I’m like, “Miss, you have no idea what my unique moisture needs are.” Long story short, I end up


dropping 35 bucks on a shot-glass- size bottle of margarine-colored goo and feeling like a world-class chump. On my way out, I look back and see another guy with a desperate look in his eye getting the same pitch and reaching for his wallet. Why are we falling for this stuff?


Just so that when we’re 90 people will say, “Gee, you don’t look a day over 85!” Maybe, but I’ll tell you what. The goo really works! Now my storm door hinges squeak with a youthful confi dence they never had before.


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