Fitting
Punishment…
Three guys were on a trip to Saudi
Kiely from Darlington
We don’t know much about Kiely here either, since these pics also came in a plain brown envelope with no cover- ing letter. But being of Sherlockian intelligence we can conjecture (look it up, Vicar) that she is a bit of a dirty girl because of her tattoo (and because she is holding her pussy lips wide for the camera). We would also surmise this bathtime babe is very clean and sweet-smelling, and ever so slightly moist, which coincidentally is the way we like our lunchtime sandwiches - as well as our ladies. Now, what time’s the next train to Darlington?
Arabia. One day, they stumbled into a harem tent filled with over 100 beautiful women. They started getting friendly with all the wom- en, when suddenly the Sheik came in. “I am the master of all these women. No one else can touch them except me. You three men must pay for what you have done today. You will be punished in a way corresponding to your profes- sion.” The Sheik turns to the first man and asks him what he does for a living. “I’m a cop,” says the first man. “Then we will shoot your penis off!” said the Sheik. He turned to the second man and asked him what he did for a living. “I’m a firemen,” came the answer. “Then we will burn your penis off!” said the Sheik. Finally, he asked the last man, “And you, what do you do for a living?” The third man answered, with a sly grin, “I’m a lollipop salesman!” Chesney, Durham.
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An Australian man is seeking to join the Police force. The Sergeant doing the inter- view says: “Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted.” Then, sliding a pistol across the desk, he says:
“Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal immigrants, six drug dealers, six Muslim extrem- ists, and a rabbit” “Why the rabbit?”
“Great attitude,” says the Sergeant. “When can you start?” Gordon, Hampstead.
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