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AGONY AUNT


Jojo! Trust


Got a child related problem and need some advice? Look no further! Comedian, JoJo Sutherland, is on hand to help. Send your problems to info@mademagazine.co.uk


@jojosutherland www.jojosutherland.co.uk


It’s been an interesting time since last we spoke – a swirl of prelims and a passed driving test for my 17 yr old. And my 11 year old has picked up a boyfriend! I can confi dently say I don’t know which of these I’m most worried about. The fact that my daughter failed to recognize that 50 and ‘half a century’ were the same thing the night before her maths higher exam does not bode well. And having passed her driving test, it will cost more to insure her than it does to run Scotland’s economy. As for the boyfriend, well, it was time for a little sex education chat. “He can hold your hand but he’s not allowed to touch your pants or your boobies” I informed the 11 yr old, at which point she passed out with shock and my 17yr old roared with laughter, until I informed 17 yr old that same rules applied to her.


Dear Jojo


I have a tricky one here, my 10 year old and all her friends seem to be fascinated with bras! It seems my darling daughter is the only one not to have one, out the whole of her class! She’s still blessed not to need one, thank goodness! She’s made comments that her friends have matching ones, black ones and even padded ones, what should I do? I’m not a parent to submit to pressure, but she seems distressed with the matter.


Anonymous, Musselburgh Dear Anonymous


Pretend you’re deaf or simply just ignore her, she will eventually stop asking. But if she doesn’t, then maybe get one of those trainer bras which are essentially just tank tops. Or, lend her one of your own and see what she thinks. If you’re really pushed, I have a couple of 38DD ones that I’d be happy to give her.


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