I've just seen an advert in my local newspaper.
ACCOUNTANT NEEDED! £35,000 - £40,000
So I phoned them up and said, "Te answer is -£5,000."
I caught the wife masturbating during a Rowan Atkinson movie earlier.
She loves a good Bean Flick.
I was a bit paranoid about my sexual prowess after catching my wife filling in a Cosmopolitan questionnaire - "Is Your Man Bad In Bed?".
"It's just something to do when I'm bored" she protested.
"Tat's a relief," I replied, as I carried on thrusting.
Down 1 Te Fool was a character in which
Shakespeare play? (4,4)
2 Which song by Te Cardigans was featured in Baz Luhrmann's 'Romeo and Juliet'?
4 'Foolish' was a hit for which R&B star? (7)
5 Love fool is a buyable item on the role-playing game, 'World of…' what? (8)
6 Standard British writing paper, to the size of 8.5 x 13.5 inches is known as… (8)
7 Which Kate played opposite Matthew McConaughey in the 2008 film 'Fool's Gold'? (6)
12 'Won't Get Fooled Again' is a track by which band? (3,3)
14 What's the first name of 2003's 'Foolproof' star, Reynolds? (4)
15Te Beatles sang about a 'Fool on the…' what? (4)
16 A fruit fool is a dessert that's made by mixing whipped cream, sugar and fruit what?(5)
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Across 3 Russian folklore tells of 'the Fool' or
'the Ninny' by which name? (4)
8 Which author's 'Canterbury Tales' were the first scripts to allude to April Fool's Day? (7)
9 Which 90s indie band sang 'Fool' and also had a fit with 'Wide Open Space'? (6)
10 'Fool's Gold' / 'What the World is Waiting For' was a double A-side by which band? (5,5)
11 Fool's Gold is the colloquial name for iron what? (6)
13 Roger Lloyd-Pack played which character in Only Fools and Horses? (7)
17 A person who is recklessly bold, or adventurous (9)
18 'Foolish' is a song by Tyler James, who found his fame on which talent contest? (3,5)
I will never understand the teenagers of today.
Tey have unprotected sex, but have cases on their phones...
Food contamination scandal hits the church.
Communion wafers found to contain 0% Christ.
I heard the Queen's got diarrhoea
Nobody will have seen royal skidmarks as bad as this since that tunnel in Paris.
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