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CJA-E01-S3 BOXING DAY


THE UNFORGETTABLE ERNIE WISE ITV1, 7pm


He will always be “the one with the short, fat hairy legs”, Eric Morecambe’s sidekick, one half of Britain’s foremost comedy duo. The idea of Eric Morecambe without Ernie Wise seems unfathomable now, and they still hold a place in the nation’s heart, 27 years since Eric’s death, and 12 since Ernie passed. Nevertheless, while tributes have flowed in almost relentlessly for Eric over the years, Ernie has been left in the shadows somewhat. Hopefully, this documentary, which examines his rise to fame, will go some way to redressing the balance.


BBC 1 BBC 2


THE BORROWERS BBC1, 7.30pm


The cast list for this latest adaptation of Mary Norton’s classic novel reads like a who’s who of the bigwigs of the showbiz world. Stephen Fry, Victoria Wood and Christopher Eccleston head the line-up, with rising star Aisling Loftus picking up the reins as the young Arriety Clock. In the story, she sneaks upstairs and gets friendly with lonely James who lives above her. But when the lad unknowingly lets on to his grandmother about the borrowers, the little ones find themselves faced with uncertainty and the big wide world.


ITV 1 Channel 4 S4C


Carmarthen Journal, We d n e s d a y, December 14, 2011 7


The Royal Bodyguard, 9.30pm


6.00 Breakfast (T) 544171 9.00 CBBC 4693959 9.10 The Gruffalo (R) (T) 8951133 9.35 The Gruffalo’s Child (R) (T) 3888133 10.00 FILM: The Jungle Book 2 (2003) Animated adventure sequel, with the voice of Haley Joel Osment. (T) 9566571 11.10 FILM: Beverly Hills Chihuahua (2008) Premiere. Comedy, with the voice of Drew Barrymore. (T) 5794152 12.35 BBC News; Weather (T) 16581959 12.45 BBC Wales Today; Weather (T) 72499539 12.55 Morecambe and Wise (R) (T) 5424065 2.00 Strictly Come Dancing Christmas Special 2011 (R) (T) 22510 3.00 WINTER WIPEOUT CHRISTMAS SPECIAL A gorilla keeper and a tree-seller take on the snow- covered course. (R) (T) 6510


4.00 FILM: SHREK 2 (2004) Animated adventure sequel, featuring the voices of Mike Myers and Cameron Diaz. (T) 8161775


5.25 BBC NEWS; WEATHER 8093794 5.35 BBC WALES TODAY (T) 273930 5.40 JIM’LL FIX IT WITH SHANE RICHIE Children’s dreams made reality. (T) 729133


6.10 FILM: MADAGASCAR: ESCAPE 2 AFRICA (2008) Premiere. The escaped zoo animals come across their wild counterparts after their plane crash-lands in Africa. Animated adventure, with the voice of Ben Stiller. (T) 7447404


7.30 THE BORROWERS Modern update of the fantasy adventure about miniature people living beneath the floorboards of a house. Stephen Fry, Christopher Eccleston, Victoria Wood and Aisling Loftus star. (T) 31336


9.00 EASTENDERS Yusef’s actions put the whole of Albert Square in danger. (T) 1201


9.30 THE ROYAL BODYGUARD New series. Comedy, starring David Jason as ex-soldier Guy Hubble, who becomes an unlikely royal bodyguard. In the first episode, he investigates evidence of an assassination plot. (T) 38268


10.00 MRS BROWN’S BOYS CHRISTMAS SPECIAL New series. Agnes tries to arrange the perfect family Christmas. (T) 99881


10.30 BBC NEWS; WEATHER 450341 10.45 MATCH OF THE DAY Highlights of the Boxing Day Premier League fixtures. (T) 680794


12.15 FILM: The Guardian (2006) Drama, starring Kevin Costner. (T) 58779331 2.30 Weatherview (T) 5291824 2.35 Sign Zone: Holby City (R) (T) 8798621 3.35 BBC News (T) 35632602


Satellite & Digital


SKY1 6.00 Brainiac 7.00 The Glee Project 8.00 Inside Gatwick 9.00 Raising Hope 10.00 Futurama 11.00 Modern Family 12.00noon The Middle 1.00 Futurama 2.00 Safebreakers 3.00 Chris & Wes 3.30 Glenn Martin, DDS 4.00 Inside Gatwick 5.00 The Simpsons 6.00 Chris & Wes 6.30 The Simpsons 8.00 Terra Nova 10.00 FILM: Evolution (2001) 11.55 35mm 12.25 Cop Squad 1.25 Night Cops 2.25 Ultimate Forces 3.25 Deadwood 4.25 Hello Goodbye 5.15 A Different Breed


SKY LIVING 6.00 Best of Nothing to Declare 7.00 Jerry Springer 8.00 Maury 9.00 Next Top Model 10.00 Nothing to Declare 11.00 Cougar Town 1.00 Four Weddings 3.00 CSI:


Springwatch Christmas Special, 7pm Agatha Christie’s Poirot, 9pm


6.00 CBeebies 58794 7.00 CBBC 15803201 8.55 Pixar: 25 Magic Moments (R) (T) 4856442 9.55 FILM: Heidi (2005) Children’s drama, starring Emma Bolger. (T) 25678959 11.30 FILM: The Crimson Wing: Mystery of the Flamingos (2008) Premiere. Documentary following a flamingo colony. (T) 8154539 12.45 Coast (R) (T) 660510 1.45 Scrum V Live Scarlets v Ospreys (kick-off 2.05pm). (T) 82056249 4.00 ’ALLO ’ALLO! Rene reluctantly assists the Resistance as they set out to blow up a railway line, but the mission is jeopardised when Edith mistakes the explosives for gin. (R) (T) 978


4.30 FINAL SCORE (T) 2731161 5.10 FILM: BECOMING JANE (2006) A young Jane Austen falls for a dashing but penniless lawyer, to the great dismay of their respective families. Romantic drama, starring Anne Hathaway and James McAvoy. (T) 38664220


7.00 SPRINGWATCH CHRISTMAS SPECIAL Highlights from the past year of the series, which featured Kate Humble, Chris Packham and Martin Hughes-Games reporting on the wildlife at the Ynys-hir nature reserve in Powys. (T) 39220


8.30 CHRISTMAS UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE Two teams of famous graduates compete on behalf of their former universities in the second semi-final. (T) 1161


9.00 WELSH ARTS AND ENTERTAINMENT REVIEW OF THE YEAR Nicola Heywood Thomas looks back at the Welsh cultural highlights of 2011, and actor Michael Sheen reflects on his most ambitious theatrical project to date. (T) 2171


9.30 JANE AUSTEN: THE UNSEEN PORTRAIT? Martha Kearney meets biographer Paula Byrne, who believes she has found a picture of the author lost to the world for almost two centuries. (T) 19201


10.30 VICTORIA WOOD: SEEN ON TV The comedienne reflects on the highlights of her television career, and contributors including Dawn French, Julie Walters and Roger Moore discuss her enduring appeal. (R) (T) 73688


12.00 Ruth Jones’ Christmas Cracker (R) (T) 8115911 12.40 Grumpy Guide to Food (T) 6242718 1.10 FILM: Cat People (1942) Psychological horror, starring Simone Simon. (T) 4590485 2.20 BBC News (T) 1249602 3.35 Close


Crime Scene Investigation 4.00 Criminal Minds 5.00 Claire Richards: Slave to Food 8.00 FILM: Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey (1991) 9.50 Madonna: Sticky and Sweet 12.20 Criminal Minds 1.20 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 2.15 Cougar Town 2.40 Maury 3.30 Hot in Cleveland 4.20 Dating in the Dark


SKY ATLANTIC 6.00 The X Files 7.00 Star Trek: Voyager 8.00 Star Trek: Enterprise 9.00 ER 11.00 The X Files 12.00noon Star Trek: Voyager 1.00 Star Trek: Enterprise 2.00 ER 4.00 Star Trek: Enterprise 5.00 Star Trek: Voyager 6.00 ER 8.00 Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations 9.00 Game of Thrones 3.25 Hung 4.00 Boardwalk Empire 5.10 The X Files


BBC 3 7.00 Winter Wipeout 8.00 Don’t Tell the Bride 9.00 Most Annoying People 2011


6.00 CITV 44991084 7.40 FILM: The Adventures of Pinocchio (1996) Family adventure, with Martin Landau. 92909249 9.25 Best Ever Christmas Films (R) (T) 4945268 10.25 Goodnight Mister Tom (R) (T) 74171404 12.20 ITV News; Weather (T) 2335775 12.30 FILM: Garfield: A Tale of Two Kitties (2006) Family comedy, with the voice of Bill Murray. (T) 40171 2.00 50 Greatest Harry Potter Moments (R) (T) 74881 3.30 FILM: HARRY POTTER AND THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS (2002) The wizard returns for a second term at Hogwarts, where a strange serpentine power is attacking students. Fantasy adventure sequel, with Daniel Radcliffe. (T) 67768317


6.20 ITV NEWS; WEATHER (T) 194084 6.30 EMMERDALE Andy reluctantly agrees to Debbie’s suggestion that they try for a baby naturally, and informs Alicia, who does her best to dissuade him. Moira is pleased when Diane reveals that Holly has left her a present – but it is not what she was expecting. (T) 133


7.00 THE UNFORGETTABLE ERNIE WISE Profile of the comedian, one half of Morecambe and Wise. The programme reveals the truth about a man whose life off-stage was as important to him as fame. (T) 3715


8.00 CORONATION STREET Hour-long episode. Becky returns home from hospital, determined to fight back, leaving Tracy unprepared when the police turn up at the Rovers to question her. Amber causes trouble on Sophie and Sian’s hen night, and Eva puts a deposit on a flat after mistakenly thinking Nick wants to live with her. (T) 9713


9.00 AGATHA CHRISTIE’S POIROT The Belgian sleuth is summoned when Colin Race is distracted from an investigation into a spy ring by the discovery of a murder victim surrounded by stopped clocks. With David Suchet. (T) 9572


11.00 ITV NEWS; WEATHER (T) 323336 11.15 FILM: GLADIATOR (2000) A Roman general is forced to fight as a gladiator and uses his position to seek revenge for the murder of his family. Oscar-winning epic, with Russell Crowe and Joaquin Phoenix. (T) 29858404


2.05 FILM: Vertigo (1958) Hitchcock thriller, starring James Stewart. (T) 26892911 4.10 ITV Nightscreen 629331 5.55 ITV Morning News (T) 2141878


10.30 EastEnders 11.00 Russell Howard’s Good News 11.30 Family Guy 2.05 Great Movie Mistakes 2011: Not in 3D 3.00 Don’t Tell the Bride 4.00 Most Annoying People 2011 5.30am Close


ITV 2 6.00 Kelly Clarkson: The Hot Desk 6.10 The Xtra Factor: Winner’s Story 7.00 Life’s Funniest Moments 7.30 Coronation Street 8.30 Emmerdale 9.30 The Xtra Factor: Best and Worst 10.30 FILM: A Cinderella Story (2004) 12.30 The Cube Celebrity Special 1.30 The Planet’s Funniest Animals 1.45 New You’ve Been Framed! 2.15 All Star Family Fortunes Christmas Special 3.00 The Big Quiz 4.00 Coronation Street 5.00 Emmerdale 6.00 The Only Way Is EsseXmas 7.00 New You’ve Been Framed: The Next Generation 8.00


Bear’s Wild Weekend…, 9pm


6.20 The Treacle People (R) (T) 3303794 6.30 FILM: Benji the Hunted (1987) Disney adventure, with Red Steagall. (T) 66959 8.00 The Bear (R) (T) 88775 8.30 The Morning Line (T) 4848423 9.25 The Big Bang Theory (R) (T) 8963978 9.55 The Big Bang Theory (T) 3880591 10.25 The Simpsons (R) (T) 3745065 10.55 The Simpsons (R) (T) 8779268 11.25 FILM: Bugsy Malone (1976) Musical gangster comedy, starring Scott Baio. (T) 86435201 1.15 Channel 4 Racing (T) 26289881 3.40 THE SIMPSONS A department store Santa grants Lisa’s Christmas wish. (R) (T) 7164591


4.10 DEAL OR NO DEAL: DEAL PANTO Noel Edmonds hosts a pantomime edition. (T) 8621620


5.10 CHRISTMAS COACH TRIP The Christmas experience reaches Lapland. (T) 1127220


5.45 CHANNEL 4 NEWS (T) 524775 6.00 4THOUGHT.TV (T) 183978 6.05 HOLLYOAKS The soap pays a festive tribute to It’s a Wonderful Life. (T) 559862


6.35 COME DINE WITH ME: CHRISTMAS SPECIAL Linda Nolan hosts a Jack and the Beanstalk-themed party. (T) 440775


7.05 FILM: HOME ALONE (1990) A boy is left to defend his home from burglars when his family jets off to Paris and accidentally leaves him behind. Comedy, starring Macaulay Culkin, Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern. (T) 17459775


9.00 BEAR’S WILD WEEKEND WITH MIRANDA Bear Grylls challenges actress Miranda Hart to accompany him on a two-day expedition in one of the highest and wildest parts of the Swiss Alps. (T) 7591


10.00 CHRIS MOYLES’ CHRISTMAS QUIZ NIGHT The host competes against James Corden, Olly Murs and Louie Spence in a festive edition of the show. (T) 283201


10.50 FATHER TED: UNINTELLIGENT DESIGN The inspiration behind the comedy. (R) (T) 244201


11.20 SMALL, FAR AWAY – THE WORLD OF FATHER TED A road trip in celebration of the comedy’s 15th anniversary. (R) (T) 406713


12.25 Father Ted (R) (T) 3140911 12.55 Random Acts (T) 7342468 1.00 FILM: The Godfather (1972) Gangster drama, starring Marlon Brando and Al Pacino. (T) 19596282 4.05 London’s Burning (R) (T) 4637640 5.00 World War II: The Last Heroes (R) (T) 7403350 5.55 Brothers & Sisters (R) (T) 6211244


FILM: The Polar Express (2004) 10.00 FILM: Bourne Ultimatum (2007) 12.15 Coronation Street 1.20 Emmerdale 1.50 Comedy Cuts 2.40 Teleshopping 5.40 ITV2 Nightscreen


E4 6.00 Earthsea 7.40 The Sword of Xanten 11.10 Olive, the Other Reindeer 12.10 Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas 12.40 Scrubs 1.40 Hollyoaks 2.10 FILM: Crocodile Dundee (1986) 4.00 Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas 4.30 Rules of Engagement 5.00 Scrubs 6.00 The Big Bang Theory 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 How I Met Your Mother 8.30 Made in Chelsea 10.00 Desperate Scousewives 11.05 Sorority Girls 12.10 The Big Bang Theory 1.05 Scrubs 2.10 How I Met Your Mother 2.30 Made in Chelsea 4.00 Make It or Break It 4.40 Rules of Engagement 5.05 Switched


Orig, 7pm


7.00 Cyw (R) (T) 72149355 1.20 Penawdau Newyddion a’r Tywydd (T) 23582881 1.25 Mel a Nia (R) (T) 82284539 1.55 Nadolig y Plant: Digwyddiadau ’11 (R) 52960978 2.55 Cariad@Iaith: Love4Language (R) (T) 36294978 4.00 STWNSH: STWNSH AR Y FFORDD 62398881


4.45 I’R EITHAF Tudur learns how to live in the wild. 80589423


5.15 MWY O STWNSH SADWRN Highlights of Saturday’s programme. 69111249


5.30 MEINDIA DY FUSNES SELEBS Celebrity edition. 39073626


6.00 POBOL Y CWM Mark and Ricky come home to a special visitor. (R) 65015713


6.25 POBOL Y CWM Cwmderi is united at Christmas, as the villagers rally together to help others over the festive period. (R) (T) 17170620


6.50 NEWYDDION (T) 24948881 7.00 ORIG Actress Tara Bethan takes us on a journey to discover more about the life of her late father, wrestler Orig Williams. 76132775


8.00 POBOL Y CWM Andrew wants to spend the day with his daughter. (T) 31789571


8.25 RHYDIAN Christmas special with Rhydian Roberts. (T) 12338152


9.30 RICHARD A BURTON A profile of the actor. (T) 23839317


10.00 ONLY MEN ALOUD – NADOLIG LLAWEN The all-male choir performs a selection of Christmas classics. (R) (T) 76131046


11.00 ZANZIBAR (R) 14044626 11.35 CEGIN COFI A group of unemployed boys start a community kitchen. 92066249


12.10 DIWEDD Channel 5


6.00 Milkshake! 4391268 10.00 ThunderCats (T) 3189626 10.35 Meerkat Manor (R) (T) 84546572 11.05 Meerkat Manor (R) (T) 84079046 11.35 Ice Road Truckers (R) (T) 7974084 12.35 5 News Lunchtime (T) 52931442 12.45 FILM: The Producers (2005) Musical comedy, starring Matthew Broderick. (T) 48610794 3.10 FILM: SEVEN BRIDES FOR SEVEN BROTHERS (1954) Musical Western, starring Howard Keel. (T) 15443355


5.10 FILM: THE WIZARD OF OZ (1939) Musical fantasy, starring Judy Garland. (T) 40007046


7.05 BRITAIN’S FAVOURITE CHRISTMAS SONGS A countdown of songs guaranteed to make any Christmas party go with a swing, including classics by the Jackson 5, Jona Lewie, Band Aid, Mud, the Pogues and Kirsty MacColl. (R) (T) 46721794


10.00 FILM: DIRTY DANCING (1987) Romantic drama, with Patrick Swayze. (T) 92024997


12.05 FILM: Fragile (2005) Premiere. Horror, starring Calista Flockhart. (T) 5352805 2.00 SuperCasino 1338466 4.00 Meals in Moments (R) (T) 16733992 4.10 Grey’s Anatomy 3581337 4.55 County Secrets (R) (T) 53118621 5.10 House Doctor (R) (T) 89176981 5.35 House Doctor (R) (T) 34328263


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