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Pg 12 Upbeat in Alaska!


This is Bev


JOKE # 6


Hi Paul! We're Upbeat in Alaska! This is a picture we took on board an Alaskan cruise ship - me with my sister Carol, Debbie & Roger, Peggy & Guy, and friends! There were 16 of us on the cruise to help celebrate my 70th B/D. -Bev Graham


No one can whistle a symphony. It


takes a whole orchestra to play it. H.E. Luccock


A missionary was going in to the most remote section of Africa. He found a native that would take him upstream to a tribe of headhunters cut off from civilization. In the distance they could hear drums. "What is that drumming?" he asked ner- vously. The native replied, "Drums okay, but if they stop it would be very bad". The drums continued for 3 days as they got closer to the headhunters' village. Then without warning the drums suddenly stopped. The forest fell eerily silent. With panic in his voice, the missionary calls out to the guide, "The drums have stopped! What happens now?" The guide crouched down, covered his head with his hands and with despair in his voice, answered, "Tuba solo."


Weird Facts & Trivia - 5


Fettuccine Alfredo was created during the 1920s by restaurateur Alfredo di Lelio, at his restaurant in Rome, 'Alfredo all'Augusteo'. The original consisted of butter, cream, fresh ground black pepper and Parmesan cheese.


Approximately 40 millions pounds (nearly 90 percent) of the nation's lobster supply is caught off the coast of Maine.


The honeybee is the


official state insect of Maine.


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12 • November 2011 • UPBEAT TIMES


What's a bean-hole bean? No, it's not a bean with a hole in it. Bean-hole beans get their name because they are baked in a hole. For hundreds of years, the Penobscot Indians of Maine cooked their food in a hole in the ground lined with rocks.


Action expresses priorities. ~ Mohandas Gandhi


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