30 SCHOOL REPORT


School Officers 2010/11


Captain of School: George Bamber


Vice-Captain: Thomas Pearce


Captain of Boarders: Edward Blancke


Senior Prefects: George Bamber, Thomas Pearce, Edward Blancke, Jack Calway, Matthew Fox, Matthew Gardner, Tim Gibson, Greg Horner, Alex Loveday, Michael Maggs, Matthew Marrs, Jack O’Dea, James Parsonage, Piers Pegrum, Oliver Plunkett, Jack Rebours, Alfred Reynolds, Alistair Roweth


Report from the Captain of School


It is often said that the single most difficult aspect of being Captain of School at QEH is persuading unwilling Sixth Formers to partake in collecting the school’s hymn books after the school assembly.


Even the Lower Sixth’s usual willingness to impress at every opportunity, in an attempt to achieve the role of Prefect in their final year at the school, does not hold true in this respect and therefore the Captain of School often finds himself spending much of his time nagging his peers. I would like to say that I have had great success in this task but alas that would be untrue.


There has been one member of the Sixth Form, however, who has emerged as a shining example to all other hymn book collectors around the world in his sheer tenacity and dedication to the cause. Mohsin Sajid has personalised his role this past year and has become famous for ‘Mohsin Monday’ hymn book collection.


Throughout the year, however, Mohsin has, perhaps understandably, grown tired of his intensive duties and his frustrations eventually boiled over on Friday 27th May (a date which coincidentally coincided with the Upper Sixth’s ‘Muck up Day’) sparking a full blown riot between members of the Upper Sixth and turning the school into an active warzone, equipped with a specially dedicated ‘Vietnam Room’ and capably reported upon by the journalistic James Philpott. Mohsin’s supporters, the self-styled QEH Rebels, fought ferociously with the QEH Armed Forces, expertly led by Timothy Gibson.


However, both sides felt able to put their differences aside to sing along to the sophisticated sounds of Rebecca Black in assembly, much to the delight of many of the younger members of the school. Thankfully, there were very few casualties in this conflict, with the exception of Mr Lewis-Barned who leapt from his bicycle to escape a stray water bomb.


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