BOBBY RYAN
How is it rooming with George? Smelly. He’s a smelly guy.
Do you have any complaints about living with him? He falls asleep and snores. He beats me to sleep every night.
Who controls the TV in the room? We go back and forth quite a bit. When he controls it, it’s generally something from the Discovery Channel or National Geographic Channel. About 11 o’clock we turn on Family Guy and fall asleep to that.
Has he tried to pull any pranks on you or anyone else? Other guys, yes. We have a mutual respect for each other as roommates, but he always has something on the go for other guys.
Who takes longer to get ready in the morning? Definitely me. Georgie is up and out quick in the mornings.
How do you think he would describe you as a roommate? That I am very easy to live with, don’t snore and stay on my side of the bed.
GEORGE PARROS
How is it rooming with Bobby? He’s very courteous. He often loses the rock, paper, scissors we do for the “salon,” as we call it (the extra space with the chair and desk). So he’s good that way too because I can beat him up at rock, paper, scissors.
He said you were smelly. I am smelly. But his breath smells, so it kind of evens out. We have like forces that meet in the middle of the room.
Do you have any complaints about living with him? He likes to “cave it up,” as I call it. He’s in the room a lot. I try to get him to come out and experience the town, but he likes his room service.
Who controls the TV in the room? What do you watch? I would say it is about 50-50. Lots of Discovery Channel.
Has he tried to pull any pranks on you?
No, he hasn’t. He knows what the repercussions of that would be. I would get him back pretty good so he doesn’t step on my toes there.
What is the weirdest thing you have learned about him since living with him? He talks in his sleep.
Who takes longer to get ready in the morning? Definitely him. He’s not an up-and-at-’em type of guy and I get up pret- ty quick. I don’t really know what goes on because I am out of the room while he’s still rolling out of bed. He’s kind of a bear after hibernation.
How do you think he would describe you as a roommate? Devilishly handsome. That’s probably the most important thing. #
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