INDULGENCES outrageous by daisy torres & jessica d’nalga
ADVENTURES DAISY AND JESSICA’S That was quick! February is a short month but it waspacked with enough excitement
to make a piñata explode. Between V-day, birthdays and some unexpected surprises we had a fantastic February. DAISY: I wrote off Valentine’s Day since I decided not to celebrate or mention it this year. Well, that’s not entirely true. I had no romantic Valentine but I did have a great time with a special Kitty in my life and watched Gnomio and Juliet, which was a perfect movie for Valentine’s day don’t you think? It was a cute movie and I loved the Bunnies in particular. I recommend that all of you see it because it’s actually a cute movie. With Valentine’s Day behind me, there was that little detail of me turning one year pret- tier and smarter. Like a fine bottle of wine this curvy girl is getting better and better with age, so watch out boys. JESSICA: Ha ha, it’s just like the Coca Cola commercial, a girl can’t always look like the original glass bottle, they eventually morph into the two liter size! For me, Valentine’s Day came and went like any other. Even though I didn’t get boxes of chocolates and flowers, I think I got much more out of the day. I got to spend it with a new friend explor- ing some of the secret trails San Diego has to offer and even stumbled on a homemade rope swing. DAISY: Were you in the bushes at Balboa Park again you dirty girl? This month was interesting especially with the unexpected surprises. This is probably something we girls should keep quiet about, but, that’s not our style, so lets just say that some of us can kick ass while wearing 7-inch platforms! Both of us are pacifists by nature but once you get verbal or physical and start pulling hair then all bets are off, and people, we get down! “The incident” happened after a nice evening enjoying our sister Barbara strutting her stuff at the Brass Rail’s Golden Chicks Show on Wednesday night. We decided to grab some Chinese food at Hong Kong with two nice guys that extended an invite. Every- thing was fine until some out of town guys got mouthy. It escalated quickly because we’re not known to back down when someone is mouthing off, not without giving them a piece of our minds. It resulted in some shoving and Jessica’s hair being snatched off! JESSICA: Hell to the N-O! Don’t mess with this bitch’s hair cuz you will find out just how aggressive I can get!
Ladies though we are, we had to make sure those ignorant guys understood that just because we were wearing hair, makeup and some fabulous heels, we could definitely kick some ass and aren’t afraid to do so in our own defense. If not for the two decent guys with us, who unfortunately were not around when the incident started, these two neanderthals would have gotten a couple stiletto heels shoved up their *ss! . DAISY: I don’t get some tourists who just like to talk trash, but this girl forgets her lady manners after being provoked, especially after a few drinks. JESSICA: I agree, but then again I’m the bigger bitch most of the time. I might be small but with a name like mine meaning “of ass” it should be enough to scare you away! With weight back there and strong legs you better run before I sit on ya and bend ya! Mardi Gras is here and that can only mean one thing! BEADS! Lets get all of our beads out of the closet, brush the dust off and get ready for the annual Hillcrest Mardi Gras Celebration on March 8. Every year the party gets bigger and better and as usual we will be on the prowl for some sexy guys to allow to earn beads from us. What would YOU do for our beads? An entertainment extravaganza is prepared with Wendy Ho, Tootie and the Lips Girls, The Dream Girls, Paris’ Galactic Gogo Dancers and DJ Kimberly S, so it’s sure to be a fun evening. Life is definitely a Cabaret and the CygnetTheater is putting it on stage from March 17 to May 15 so you have plenty opportunities to see this great musical. We will rec- ommend attending the Out at the Cygnet Night on April 27 a great time to mix and mingle before the iconic musical’s performances, and best of all there is no extra charge to enjoy the refreshments. Can we say date night? Calling all sexy Irish lads!! Especially if you posses sexy chest and facial hair. Saturday March 12 we will be finding all the Irish hotties to kiss them for good luck on St. Pat- rick’s Day. Do we get luckier if we use a little tongue? What if we eat their lucky charms? The annual parade will start at Juniper and Sixth and ends on Sixth and El Prado after doing a lap north along Fifth Avenue. Hope to see you there, come get your picture taken with us! Don’t get too sloppy and
remember if you do drink please don’t drive! Happy drinking and partying!
xoxo, Daisy Torres and Jessica D’Nalga
daisy@ragemonthly.com
64 RAGE monthly | MARCH 2011
Ashley, Daisy, Barbara and Jessica
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