INDULGENCES outrageous by jizzona straynger Hi poodles! June Gloom is FINALLY over and I’m ready for my bikini and beachside cocktails!
Of course July marks the birthday of our great country as well as one more fabulous Pride in San Diego! The Jizz is headed your way. You’ve been warned! Before we get to San Diego Pride, I must share the amazing adventures of Martini and I from June. June kept me busier than a one-legged man at a butt-kickin’ contest! I found myself caught in the middle of a bunch of women and their gays in San Frantranny for
the world-famous Shecky’s Girl’s Night Out! I was there with my Divas from Beauty Society workin’ it till the cows came home. Yes, there really are cows in California. I saw them myself! We had a wild time, evident by the fact that I only remember what the pictures told me. Needless to say, the flight home required a little hair of the dog, mommy was a little sauced. I was able to spend a lovely few days in WeHo with some friends to celebrate L.A. Pride! We had an amazing time drinking some Sangria at Bossa Nova followed by some twistin’ and a turnin’, haunchin’ and a poppin’ at Rage. Funny thing happened after our “after-hour” pit-stop at the WeHo IHOP. Mommy’s car got locked in a parking garage! I was stuck with four drunks, with grease-filled tummies ready for bed, street side on Santa Monica Boulevard. The way I saw it, we had two options. The first…go spend a few hours watching “movies” at the adult theater on Santa Monica. The second, breakout the interwebs and look for a man to crash with. Luckily, my handy-dandy iPhone was equipped with an application, that, well, saved us, if you know what I mean *wink *wink. We were able to find a couch to crash on in lovely Beverly Hills in the neighborhood of “God’s chosen people.” I did leave a quarter on the toilet for his troubles.
After surviving L.A. Pride, I took my lady parts down to San Diego to celebrate
House.Boi’s
three-year anniversary, owned by my good pal Ari. There were lots of beautiful people, tasty food, and of course, the ever-so-famous
House.Boi dancers! If you’ve never been by, it’s a great place for good fashion, accessories and wall hangings.
House.Boi caters to the men-folk. If you’re looking for a new man, I hear their dressing rooms are a great place to meet and greet. Speaking of meeting and greeting, I got the opportunity to stick my tongue down the throat
ADVENTURES JIZZONA STRAYNGER’S
of hottie porn star Michael Brandon at the 25th anniversary party of Frat House in Garden Grove. Well, okay, maybe not 100 percent true, but let me just say, the pictures from this night don’t lie. There were hot dancers, cute boys and an ass-shakin’ contest! No, I didn’t get up there and shake my padded ass, but a few of my friends showed all for some great laughs and some fun prizes. The event benefited the Los Angeles Sisters of Perpetual Indulgences. June also marked the third anniversary of Rage Monthly! I joined my sister of Rage San Diego, Miss Daisy Torres for an evening of cocktails, hors d’oeuvres and performances by the likes of Miss LaFierce San Diego and of course…myself. I always feel that I leave San Diego with a burning sensation in their pants, but it’s always a good time. Finally, June came to a close with a special event at Hamburger Mary’s, Long Beach, called Paws
for a Cause. Sponsored by
PinkKittyRadio.com and
Jizzona.com, Paws for a Cause raised much needed money, food and supplies for
PreciousPaws.org, the P.D. Pitchford Companion Animal Village of Long Beach. Joining us for this special evening was the Susan Olsen, otherwise known as “Cindy” from The Brady Bunch! Everything was fine until I pulled her hair up into pigtails. That got me one swift kick in the pants, but well worth the photo opportunity! Wrappin’ this mother up, I’ll be off to Phoenix and Vegas this month. You can see me in Phoenix
July 8-11 and in Vegas July 30-August 1. Be sure to follow me on FaceBook to keep up with all the special things going on this month. And speaking of special, many of you have e-mailed inquiring on the whereabouts of the Jizzy Doll! Well, you’re in luck. After Martini chewed her in half, the new and improved Jizzy Doll will be making her comeback THIS MONTH! Keep your eyes out and your cameras ready for her as the “Where in the World is the Jizzy Doll” contest returns this month. Be sure to follow her on FaceBook as well. In closing, one turd-bit of Jizz-vice I’ll leave you with is that procrastination is like
masturbation. It’s fun until you realize you just screwed yourself. Get on it early folks! See ya in August!
Kisses poodles! Jizzona
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photography by Dennis Covey
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