Visit
www.piedmontshopper.com
Our Favorite E-Mails
Patient Chinese Man Stole Motorbike - Part by Part - over 5 Years!
A Chinese man was arrested for stealing a motorcycle - part by part over fi ve years from the factory where he worked.
Zhang, an assembly line worker in a motorcycle factory in Chongqing, had always wanted his own motorbike but could never afford one.
He started stealing parts from the factory warehouse and assembling them at home in 2003, reports the Chongqing Times.
"I don't have that much money, so I came up with the idea of taking the parts home and assembling them on my own," said Zhang.
After fi ve years, he had fi nally built himself a brand new SuV motorcycle and proudly started driving it on the road.
But, almost immediately, he was pulled up by police who discovered that he had no driving license or paperwork for the bike.
Zhang admitted theft and was fi ned the equivalent of £440, put on probation for a year, and ordered to return the motorcycle to the factory.
New Word Defi nitions: Smile - A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Dictionary - The only place where divorce comes before marriage.
College - A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.
Offi ce - A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn - The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Relax, we’ll do the housework.
• Daily • Weekly • Bi-Weekly • Monthly Services
• COMMERCIAL • RESIDENTIAL • INDUSTRIAL
We Also Buff, Strip & Wax Floors
A HELPING HAND CLEANING SERVICE
Shannon Blachura (434) 548-9911
FREE ESTIMATES • LICENSED • BONDED • INSURED
"Simply the Best" Place for Your Event
Elegant, professional rooms accomodating up to 500 guests
WEDDINGS
BUSINESS MEETINGS
REUNIONS BANQUETS
SPECIAL EVENTS
Complete decorating and catering services... from appetizers to full course dinners
The beautiful outdoor courtyard is perfect for your wedding!
www.piedmontshopper.com
The Pastor's Sermon
The pastor's sermon focused on how God know's which of us grows best in the sunlight and which of us needs shade. "For example," he said, "roses must be planted in the sun, but fuchsias thrive in the shade."
After the service, a woman, her face beaming, ap- proached him. "Your sermon did me so much good," she said.
Before he had time to gloat too much, she added, "I always wondered what was wrong with my fuchsias."
HAPPY 1ST
BIRTHDAY
to my little sister
AVERY TUCKER
on May 25th
Love, Riley
Piedmont Shopper©
MOBILE ON DEMAND STORAGE
• May 20, 2010 - May 26, 2010 • Page 3
45’
16’
SALE/RENTAL
20’ & 40’
Storage Containers • Trailers & Mods
SAFE, DRY & SECURE • Padlock Doors Wood Floors • Ground Level Access
Homeowners • Construction • Airports • Farmers Home Remodeling • Golf Courses • Marinas
Williams Transportation & Storage, Inc.
1428 Goodyear Blvd. • Danville, VA 24541
434-791-2980 • 866-849-1599
www.williamstransportinc.com
But Daddy.....
My husband and I took our two-year-old daughter to the home-improvement store. Madison got tired of walking, so my husband let her ride on his shoulders. As he walked, Madison began pulling his hair. Although he asked her to stop several times, she kept on. Getting annoyed, he scolded, "Madison! Stop that!"
"But, Daddy," she replied, "I'm just trying to get my gum back."
Grooming Salon
Come Experience A Relaxed Atmosphere In Our New Upscale Salon.
“PAWS”itively The Best Groom In Town!
To Make An Appointment Call
434.770.4497
2720 Westover Drive (across from BB&T) Danville, Virginia
Stratford Courtyard 149 Old Piney Forest Rd. Danville, VA 24540 Tel: (434) 792-2672 Fax: (434) 791-3159
Mt. Hermon Courtyard 2725 Franklin Tpke Danville, VA 24540 Tel: (434) 836-5009 Fax: (434) 836-4993
2725 Franklin Turnpike • Danville, Virginia 24540
Now Booking for Christmas Events
434/ 836-5009
DELIVERY &
PICKUP
Page 1 |
Page 2 |
Page 3 |
Page 4 |
Page 5 |
Page 6 |
Page 7 |
Page 8 |
Page 9 |
Page 10 |
Page 11 |
Page 12 |
Page 13 |
Page 14 |
Page 15 |
Page 16 |
Page 17 |
Page 18 |
Page 19 |
Page 20 |
Page 21 |
Page 22 |
Page 23 |
Page 24 |
Page 25 |
Page 26 |
Page 27 |
Page 28