RESOURCES horoscopes
by vera divine
aQuarIuS January 21 – February 19
strong suit by St. Valentine’s Day, so show off those
Feeling like your path is oh, so predictable? Well, my bold little bearer of
newly-acquired organizational skills. Beyoncé may
water, you’re in for a surprise or two. Career and communication will both
have been seen eating at Burger King, but she’s not
ricochet off your beaten path and remind you of your need for foresight and
leaving a paper trail!
faith. Don’t panic, even if the immediate future looks grim for relationships.
It’s not worth spilt aqua. The highlight of this particular quarrel will be the
LIbRA September 24 – October 23
making-up period. By the middle mark of the month, the desire for a break
Oh, Libra. Manhandler of responsibility; maker of
in the routine will overwhelm any doubts or fears. Delays at work will make
difficult decisions; utter control freak. Yes, I said it. It’s
way for an amazing phase in your career by month’s end. Few people know
about time you started opening up and letting those
about dramatic last minute-turnarounds like your fellow water bearer
close to you help to decide some things. You trusted
Janice Dickinson.
them enough to keep them around this long. Why
not trust them to tip your scales a bit and teach you a
PISCES February 20 – March 20 thing or two about letting go? By mid-month, you’ll
Some may call you nosey, others secretly rely on GEMINI May 22 – June 21 feel uplifted with relief and you’ll be able to spoil
your intimate knowledge of all things clandestine. Uncertain about the outcome of future events? Fear your patient friends with greater ease. Listen to your
One of the tidbits that you “happened to stumble not, fair Gemini, you simply need to take a step back for comrade Gwen Stefani when she tells you to take a
upon” is a certain cohort’s cavorting. You might a few days and let that disco fog pass. The mid-month chance! Just disregard that whole “stupid ho” part.
want to keep this one to yourself, as it could mean a sun will show you new approaches to your tasks at
large unraveling of things. Early in the month, your hand and the resourcefulness of your dual nature will SCORPIO October 24 – November 22
workplace will require your skills as an accomplished take care of the rest. Keep an eye out for a friend who You’ve always known when to swing that stinging-
coordinator. Gratitude will be expressed in a gener- might benefit from your talent for multitasking—kind hot tail of yours—and when not to. This month, allow
ous way. On your personal front, a partner will be of how Angelina Jolie keeps an eye out for roles that yourself a smidgeon more leeway when it comes to
even more grateful of your ability to share intimate don’t just flaunt her Gemini twins! assertiveness. Whether or not you know it, you’re be-
conversation. Just know when to stop sharing. If ing noticed for your no-nonsense, get-it-done mo-
Glenn Close taught us anything in the ‘80s, it was CANCER June 22 – July 23 dus operandi. You’ll be scorching up the workplace
what not to say. As the late winter chill inspires your secret admir- steadily all month. Nevertheless, a good employer
ers to expose themselves to you—in a manner of knows that even the greatest powerhouse needs
ARIES March 21 – April 20 speaking—now is as good a time as any to own up to some downtime. The mid-month stretch should suf-
There is a heightened amount of potential for your inner fondness for romance. Your acceptance of fice for a sabbatical to stretch the old stinger. Just ask
success aimed at your workplace late this month. The it will show in your face and your devotees will notice Julia Roberts. I think her tail is still sore from the ‘90s.
same is true of your bedroom—or wherever the ma- immediately. Your high regard for your favorite things
jority of your relationships take place. In either arena, can translate to a renewed work ethic or an added SAGITTARIuS November 23 – December 22
the moment requires your ever-persistent horns to bounce to your everyday step. There are plenty of All your life you’ve been told you can’t have it all. No
nudge a situation to work your way. I’ve always said other components that could use that extra zeal. Sa- best of both worlds for you. But you are a fascinating
a little head-butt never hurt nobody. But remember vor it, Meryl Streep. Everyone’s eyes will be on you! hybrid of complex potential. Romance will be your
to estimate when you cross the line from nudging it transparent dangling carrot this month. And by the
to forcing it. Take a lesson or four from fellow Aries, LEO July 24 – August 23 end of week two, you’d better be ready to juggle, bal-
Russell Crowe. Thoughtful verbal communication You lucky Leos have it easy this month. You may ance and tumble in order to get what you want. It will
always gets the point across better than violently sense a bit of friction with the domestics, but have take work, but impossible is a concept that insults
lunging a telephone does. faith that most misunderstandings will have a the pride of someone whose lower half is that of a
blessedly simple resolution—with a bit of finely- horse. *wink* Jake Gyllenhaal keeps churning out
TAuRuS April 21 – May 21 choreographed footwork put forth by you, of course. the hits, but never as “versatile” as his stint on that one
A pity-party is a lot like a Tupperware party. It’s a Halfway through the second week, the remedy to any mountain. What was that mountain called again?
cute idea at first, but by the end of each session, communication problems will begin to materialize.
you’re stuck with an empty shell and nothing to fill By the end of the month, you’ll be ready to guide your AQuARIuS January 21 – February 19
it with but food. Believe me. Now is not the time— pride of lions without a hitch—much like the lovely Priorities, Capricorn! Priorities. You may be more
especially now that your relationships are in such an lioness Madonna leads us all to the borderline. than willing to take matters in your own hands now
intense state of flux. Yes, Taurus, imminent change is and play by your rules, but you’ll have to wait until
at hand—you’ll need a level-headed sense of calm VIRGO August 24 – September 23 after the second week to even think about satisfying
and emotional balance early on in the month in order Unable to clean up the messy financial bedlam your need to explore your wicked frontiers. Your pro-
to proceed into relationship turbulence without tak- that you made yourself? Tisk, tisk! Not to worry, my fessional life is what makes your personal life possible
ing the jolts personally. Be strong and ask yourself: untainted one. Spend the first week tidying up your and you know this. Afterward, feel free to look out for
“What would Uma Thurman do?” Okay, so she’s got monetary affairs and you’ll have the rest of the month social interactions that may blossom into romance.
an upcoming role as old Medusa instead of cute free to concentrate on relationships and planning One may already be happening before eyes. You
Aphrodite. You can’t be young forever, you know! future spending. If you haven’t noticed, those go never know. That bromance between Jude Law and
hand in hand these days. Magnetism will be your Robert Downey Jr. might just become reality!
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