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So the dust of heated public de- lowing deeply and sweating. He’s tance to tackle the BNP head-on,
bate has settled. The assembled wrong and he doesn’t even know it. and in public. They don’t really want
throngs of tenacious, admirable, yet Factually, historically, statistically (I to because we’re coming up to an
hysterical anti-fascism protesters could carry on) wrong. Repeatedly. election. Their PR departments are
have disbanded. Nick Griffins has The BNP would have us believe going to have to go into hyper-drive
been spirited out of the back door that we are broken (as would the to deal with all the doddery old farts
of BBC Television centre by his tabloids) and the anti-fascist pro- getting themselves into a lather,
phalanx of trained bricks, no doubt testers would compare us to post spluttering into their Earl Grey and
bound for one of his constituency war Germany. Ridiculous. I say we giving us all some classic sound
strongholds where he will crawl are privileged. We live in a prosper- bite action.
into a corner to wallow in sweaty ous Britain, not despite immigration The leading issue for me though,
self-pity. but because of it. A free and demo- throughout all this, is nothing to
Did anyone seriously think he was cratic Britain. We strive to bring the do with the BNP, don’t even give
going to be able to incite enough brightest and best from all over the them a second thought. In fact, in
racial hatred to fuel a repeat of the world. We lead the field in the arts the words of my editor - ‘fuck ‘em’.
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BNP that white British are actually mentioned before, isn’t the party The Equality and Human rights
largely descended from French and itself - it’s the uncomfortable truth Commission could have got the
Scandinavians, not post ice age of the people that vote for it. 61% BNP to change its constitution 10%
Neanderthals. We don’t have an of BNP voters are males of the low- barring non-whites years ago. Why
anthropological equivalent to the est paid and least skilled category. didn’t it? Did political forecasters
Aborigines. It was a bit cold here These are people who are disen- seriously not see this coming? If
for that. franchised. Ignored. Hideously they are unlawful constituently how
Make no mistake, the BNP were ut- under-educated (and I mean bor- are they viable for parliament in the
terly entitled to their invite from the dering on illiterate) and, most im- first place?
BBC to appear. We may not like it. portantly, scared witless at the cur- When Thatcher banned Sinn Fein online
We may find the idea repulsive but rent climate they find themselves in. from the airwaves in the eighties
Griffin was elected in the North- Major Parties continue to ignore the the liberal left (utterly correctly)
west to European parliament in needs of these people. condemned this political censor-
June - he garnered nearly 1 million ship repeatedly and fiercely. They
votes. This isn’t electoral chump The issue is a real need to have a saw the importance in the right to
change. This is a real seismic shift public debate between the three free speech.
and blatantly an after-effect of mass major parties. Over the last year the
disillusionment with labour, the re- Home Office granted two million The BBC has been victimised time
cent expenses scandal and their work visas, with no way of work- and time again for standing for free
reluctance to tackle key vote win- ing out if anyone went back. That’s speech and impartiality - why? All
ning issues, more of which later. pretty shockingly bad governance. of our newspapers now flout their
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