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WORDS BY ROWAN FARNHAM-LONG AND MARTYN LANDI
CHELSEA
Bolton Wanderers 0 - 4 with eight limbs, thrusting out arms
and legs everywhere to frustrate our
you every week?…No really
we?
, can
Christmas Day 1999, and an eight- attackers. Oppo fans:
year-old Jlloyd Samuel is sat cross- Drum…Drum…DRUM…DRUUM…D
legged on the floor of his family DRRRUUUMMM. They had a drum.
home, gently rolling a shiny red toy his defence short however
A quick counter caught the Finn and
fire engine back and forth. His father Deco finishing one of our many
, with
- shall we call him Jmartin, or chances for 2-0, and with big Zat
CHELSEA
Knight heading into his own net late
lows: “Just because it’
Jrobert? - enters the room and bel- on, Bolton were eventually dis- Like watching football on fast
Wolverhampton W
4 - 0
anderers
doesn’t mean you can t
s Christmas our passing was so quick.
forward,
on my, I mean your
ake a day off goal was the icing on the cake.patched with aplomb. Drogba’s late give W
Tried to
to become a multi-millionaire, I
, personal quest ing out the likes of Frank Lamp
olves a helping hand by leav
ard,
-
mean, a footballer W
Michael Ballack, Didier Drogba,
because if you are going to become
. Now listen to this, how things were going in the sece seemed to be content with the Branislav Ivanovic, Ricardo Carvalho
a world-class defender ond-half, and just played out the
- and Deco.
master the basics. Now listen to this,
, you need to remaining minutes with little incident
as it could be the most import or intent. Bolton were not even that
It was like at school when you have
piece of advice anyone ever gives
ant bad, they were just a butterfly to our two teams of vastly dif
you son. bulldozer on this occasion, and we
and rules were concocted before the
fering abilities,
while Liverpool continued to make a
merrily collect another three points
get
“If you are marking a striker
s away from you and finds himself
, and he mess of their campaign. Lovely stuff.
through on goal, do not, under any
circumst
down, give away a penalty
ances, rashly bring him to game ratio is phenomenal thisStar man: Didier Drogba. His goals
yourself sent-off.”
, and get season, he’s a monster.
And all young Jlloyd heard at the
time, was a sof bear
Worst performer:
. Deco. No, he’
Just a little bug
s not the little
-
‘vrrrrrrrrm’
tly murmured bugbear
blocking out the sound of his father
from his own mouth, is. He doesn’t seem to realise that, although his corner-taking
as the fire engine went forwards and
, when we have an att
backwards. means that we should probably use
acking corner, it
it to create a goal-scoring chance,
So anyway not just hand the ball back to the
1-0 up… sort of.
, that’s how Chelsea went opposition. Other than that, keep
doing what you’re doing little fella.
Frank Lamp
of
ard misses penalties as
with the decisions of referees, so to
ten as Sir Alex Ferguson agrees Deco’Best moment: s chest, to LampDrogba’s goal.
see the net bulge af
up to t
ter he stepped ball and the man can’t stop scoring!Drogs’ emphatic finish. Beautiful foot
ard’s flick, to
-
inevitable really
ake the spot-kick was
. T
system which const
actics: How can you improve on a
ting four against the hapless
The goal was coming, and af
T
ter net- chance after chance afantly produces
in the week, it looked like more of
rotters af
yeah, finish them all!
ter chance, game upon game? Oh
ter chance
Jaaskelainen did his impression of
the same was to follow, but Jussi
that little Indian girl who was born Chant of the game: Can we play
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