The Cockney Scouser...
...Trouble follows him wherever he goes!
Feel the magic in the air; Christmas is all “you won your case most easily and soon you supported by an advert) and a member of their
around, something about this special time
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of year. A blanket of snow falls down from
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the sky, voices of angels. Open our hearts
they did but what they did not do, they did not
me for a few days! Well I wrote in via email and
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received their reply that they would look into it
hands to celebrate the goodness. but as the chrome was too shiny there might be
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a delay! (Made that last bit up actually in case
That shines inside of everyone; it must have
pretty much useless and that most motoring
you were wondering). Eventually, a lovely letter
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convictions are unsafe, especially from a radar
delivered by the Postman was delivered to me
Christmas time! And that means, of course,
speed mobile trap. Do not collapse under
admitting that the PCN was unlawful and would
that the police will be out in force randomly
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be cancelled forthwith. One nil to the Cockney
testing drivers for any sign that they have been
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drink driving, so the only safe option is not to
wrong. Challenge them and go to court and
those shysters and sharks over everything and
drink alcohol at all if you plan to drive which
hopefully win your case!!! You never know!
is common sense really. And also try to obey
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that way it clogs up the system as well.
the rules and regulations of the road which is
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P R Q W K � V L V V X H “Do what I say, not what I do” A couple of weeks ago, I was delivering taxi
However, have you noticed how many so
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called celebrities have been let off on various
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motoring offences? Jeremy Clarkson, Wayne
whatever happens, as I said at the start of this
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Rooney, David Beckham, Matthew Vaughn,
article…do not drink even a little bit of alcohol
fella came out to speak to me and was very
Caprice, Alex Ferguson, Dwight Yorke, Dean
and drive as it is simply not worth it.
friendly and very knowledgeable about both the
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my rented Merc with all the chrome and said
Gardiner Jonathon Woodgate, Andy Cole,
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it was an absolute credit to the taxi trade as I
Andrew Flintoff, Tiff Needell, Neil and Christine
would be at stake. One of the bosses at the Taxi
Hamilton…All the above have been cleared of
garage that I rent the Merc from passed me a
was of course and he even said that I was no
speeding, dangerous driving and using a mobile
Penalty Charge Notice with two photographs
Berk! He even said that if those Public Carriage
phone. Admittedly, there are plenty more celebs
taken from a CCTV camera high up on a pole
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that have been given various punishments but
overlooking a very busy main road. You did
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the punishments have been below the normal
so laugh at me a bit too much though when
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for that particular misdemeanour…so how is
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this possible? There is another case that we
offence was that I was caught in a yellow box
name is of course John Mason whom Transport
cannot talk as it involves Harriet Harman who
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The photos were very clear showing all the director of taxi and private hire operations. I
crashing her car while on a mobile phone…but
chrome on the beautiful black Merc and the wish I could have spoken to him for longer to be
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lovely great big chrome door mirrors were there honest but the sun was shining, the birds were
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for all to see if they could keep their eyes open singing, the chrome was…well blinding and
will be found guilty and what sort of punishment
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misbehaving in the bright sunlight! Good luck in
she will get. Nonetheless, at least she is going
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to be prosecuted though. Mind you, only 354 of
no exaggeration to say they are indeed blinding!
to see you for a longer chat again one day…or
90,000 police caught on camera speeding or
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thing that intrigued me was the photos showed
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What I want to know is this: Why does Joe
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Finally, it goes without saying that I wish you
they deserve to or not? Well actually we all
few seconds apart …mmm thought me; do we
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have a scam here? I of course phoned in to ask
all, including my enemies and Mister Marshall
down to this: Dough, moolah, dosh, loot, for the link to see the DVD footage but of course
from two issues ago, a very merry Christmas,
bread, wonger, gelt, spondulicks etc...Or the W K H U H Z D V Q � W D Q \ D Q G H Y H Q W K H F D O O R S H U D W R U
a happy Chanukah and a wonderful, healthy
/ $ & . R I L W ' R Q 0 F O H D Q D V \ R X D O O N Q R Z L V D Q said that I should challenge it as it seemed a bit
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famous for the brilliant album “American Pie”, as he was hoping that I would have to pay the
period and try to take enough to last into
containing the very famous songs “American � � Q H Z K L F K R I F R X U V H Z R X O G G R X E O H W R �
January as you may need it!
Pie” and “Vincent”. He also has a song called in two weeks if I failed to do so! Even then, I told
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Standard Radiator would like to wish you a
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