I’ll Have Fun When I’m Dead.
By Mad Cow

They say laughter is the best medicine … and it
is! It has an amazing impact on the body, re-
I’ll have fun
leasing all kinds of feel good hormones and
building the immune system and what not.
when I’m dead?

But why wait till we’re sick? How come we can’t
have fun and do lots of laughing and prevent
getting sick? Or is it only until we’re sick that we
realise the benefits of FUN.

Course, being adults and all growed up
(allegedly) mucking about and having some
childish fun is just not the done thing. You have
to be serious and responsible and grumpy,
and, so it turns out ... unwell.

Ok, maybe it is just that I haven’t grown up yet.
Or maybe I just really like to have fun and laugh
a lot, but I say “Pfffffffttt!” to that, with my
tongue poking out and upsetting old people and
everything.

I prefer to work with the Preventative Model,
rather than the curative. It’s what I’m all about
in real life anyway. And if I can have fun and a
bit of a larf while I’m doing it, well, more kudos
to me. Here’s how I live my life:

I jump on beds (and I let my kids do it, too,
just don’t tell anyone). Have you tried it?
It’s FUN! A tip – spring beds work bet-
ter. So far, I’ve had to replace 3 slats on
my bed – but the number is dwindling
as the jumping on beds is causing
weight loss as well.
I snort when I laugh and no longer even at-
tempt to hold it in. It doesn’t take much
for me to snort, and has the impact of
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