competitions
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GIG TICKETS OF YOUR CHOICE
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Music lovers, open yer ears. The lovely people at muso-haunt Clwb Ifor Bach are giving
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Buzz readers the chance to win a pair of tickets to any upcoming gig their wee heart
desires. Just email
competitions@buzzmag.co.uk, with ‘WELSH CLUB’ in the
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LEON: DIRECTOR’S CUT
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Quite simply one of the greatest fi lms ever made, featuring stunning performances
from all involved. Its marriage of heartbreak, violence and vulnerability make this a
classic beyond measure. And we have fi ve copies of the excellent director’s cut to give
away – just answer this: Q: Who directed Leon?
NEVER FORGET
LIBRA
You sign indicates that you need time to think and review
Take That are great, and here is a musical peppered with many of the songs from the
your present situation. Perhaps a walk through the woods
or park will help your thought process. Until you are in-
band. Fun, frolics, and a lot of semi-naked Philip Olivier await you at the Wales Millen- terrupted by machines preparing another housing estate
nium Centre on the opening night of Tue 13 Oct. And we have two pairs of tickets to give
planned by the local politburo.
away by Wed 7 Oct. Q: In which soap did Philip Olivier star? SCORPIO
Now your strange connection with Aquarius is over, your
future is looking bright. Challenges await you – but no
POP PARTY
worries, your bubbling personality will see you through
on the track you have chosen.
Everyone loves pop music, and everyone loves parties, so it could be argued this is the
most perfect CD ever made. If you agree with this statement then we have three cop-
SAGITTARIUS
Feeling down? Probably post-summer depression. What
ies to send your way if you answer this question correctly: Q: What is the term ‘pop can you do? Well, a visit to Barry’s Tuesday Market might
music’ short for?
help. It’s not unlike the bar in Star Wars, only bigger. Five
minutes’ observation on King Square and you will thank
your lucky stars you turned out quite well.
TOTALLY CHICK FLICKS
CAPRICORN
You seem to be an unlucky sort of person – last in the
If you love chick fl icks then you’ll love this album. Packed with tracks from your favou-
queue, get there and it’s sold out etc. Jonah comes to
rite fi lms, it’s the perfect accompaniment to a girls’ night in. We have three copies to
mind, frankly. I’m glad I don’t know you.
give away. To win simply answer the following: Q: Which former Spice Girl sang It’s
AQUARIUS
Raining Men in the 2001 fi lm Bridget Jones’ Diary?
According to your stars, life is going very well for you –
particularly in a recent relationship. You also seem to be
doing well fi nancially and in your career in spite of Gor-
YO! SUSHI
don Brown’s dictatorship. So why are you reading this?
Wales’s fi rst Yo! Sushi will be opening in Cardiff this October. To celebrate, we have one
PISCES
The recent partnership of Venus, planet of love and pas-
very special sushi party up for grabs. One of the Yo! Sushi chefs will cook for you and sions, and Pluto, should spur you into a new friendship.
nine guests in your home and bring along the restaurant’s famous Kaiten conveyor belt
Proceed with caution – does she really have to wash her
hair four times a week? Some just can’t give up their
too! Participants must be 18+. Only one entry per household. Q: Which Cardiff shop-
bingo nights.
ping centre will the new Yo! Sushi be located in?
ARIES
Although your friends won’t tell you, be honest with your-
JEREMY HARDY AND DAVID O’DOHERTY TICKETS
self: you have gained a little weight. Did I say a little? Follow
the North Star to Pontcanna Fields where the British Mili-
Enjoy a night of comedy at Cardiff Bay’s Glee Club this October. We have a pair of
tary Fitness Team will kick arse till you can outrun a Calais
migrant chasing a lorry bound for England.
tickets to see Jeremy Hardy on Wed 14 Oct and a further pair to see David O’Doherty
on Sun 25 Oct. To win, simply answer the following question: Q: What name is given
TAURUS
I fi nished your sign in Pica Pica – but then we started dis-
to jokes involving doors? cussing the country’s problems, writing our solutions on
the same piece of paper. As we were so deep in the red, we
decided to join in and drank two bottles of it. Your ’scope
went the same way as Gordon Brown’s promises.
WIN! WIN! WIN! WIN! WIN! WIN! WIN! WIN! WIN! WIN! WIN! WIN!
GEMINI
With the sun’s transit to its zenith on the equal coaseil
with the labotude of Uranus obviously confl icting with
SIGNED MICHAEL JACKSON
the falling magnitude of Sirius while complimenting the
hump of Camelopardalis things are going to be confusing
PROGRAMME
for you, as they are to me.
David Gest’s My Life... A Musical Concert Extrava- CANCER
ganza, is coming to St David’s Hall on Sat 17 Oct. To
Having studied your star sign for hours, I thought it strange
– but expect a strange time of indecision with persistence
celebrate we have an amazing prize up for grabs. Not and resilience when close to failure. P.S. I have discovered
only will the winner receive a pair of tickets to the
I was watching a Ryanair pilot practicing landing at Cardiff
Airport with only his sidelights on.
show and get to meet the man himself backstage, they
will also be given a signed poster AND a programme
LEO
As usual the spotlight is on you, so just be humble
from the Michael Jackson 30th anniversary concert amongst your inferiors. The peasants know their place
– signed by Michael Jackson and David Gest. To win
around you – just don’t let them forget it (in a diplomatic,
tactful but defi nite way).
answer the following question:
Q: Who won I’m A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here!
VIRGO
Virgo doesn’t mean ‘how Vir can I go’ fi nancially. Gor-
the year David took part?
don Brown and his gang – or La Cosa Nostra, as they
are known – have a lot to answer for. But only you are
to blame for your own fi nancial situation. Try a guitar,
a dog and a hat outside a pub or, better still, asylum in
Please email your answers, name, address and contact number to
competitions@buzzmag.co.uk by England.
Sun 1 Nov unless otherwise stated.
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