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Astortshoryby
AndyStanton
Once upon a time there I’ve done it again, I mean
lived an old window, sorry widow, not window.
I mean an old widow.
Full
Sorry.
name
Once upon a time there
Once upon a time there
lived an old widow with
Andy
lived an old widow with
Joel
her sun, I mean son.
her daughter, whose
Stanton Sorry. Sorry. name was Jack, I mean
Dateof
birth
Once upon a time there
Jeff, I mean John, I mean
lived an old widow with
Jim, I mean James, I mean
14th November 1973
her son, sorry, I mean
Jules,
BirthplaceLondon
daughter.
I mean Vanessa.
Placeofresidence Once upon a time there
Once upon a time there
A very grotty house lived an old window with
lived an old window
in London
her daughter, sorry,
widow with her daughter,
Height
Vanessa.
About yay high
Biggestvirtue
Vanessa
was twelve
Can say the alphabet
yards long, I mean
backwards really fast
twelve yards wide, I
Biggestvice mean twelve arms deep,
Chocolate sorry I mean she
Favouritesound
was eleven
The sound of a
inches thick,
computer being
I mean
switched off
sorry, I mean
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