3. Prove light was malfunctioning or engi- were once thought to be very dangerous. ing long proposed statues is tedious and compli-
neered to trip on weight of motor vehicle cated, it is like you know, law school [do you think
4. No hazard to proceed Heinous Crime of Tupperware the legislators even read the “cliff notes” the short
Prosecutors saved from Hedge law This new statute is some proof that legislators version put out by staff or lobbyists]. Unfortunately
The legislature did repeal the statute that man- do not read the Bills (Laws) or don’t understand out of the 197 Missouri Legislators there are only
dated that a Prosecuting Attorney be removed what the Bills say or don’t know how the Bills work 30 attorneys (= know how to read “the law”).
from office if he fails to institute suit, to require or affect other laws on the books, or they are of the Have you ever tried to read 20 or 40 pages of a
owners of hedges to keep the hedge clipped to 5 mind “don’t be seen as soft on crime or you won’t statute and understand it, for example all the DUI
feet (May 1 and August 1). Hedges apparently get re-elected”. But what can you expect? Read- and driver’s license statutes?
The Crime = You will be subject to 6 months
in jail and a fine if you take “Tupperware” on any
river in the State of Missouri except the Missouri,
Mississippi or Osage. The legislature meant to say
Styrofoam coolers (that white stuff that breaks
apart) because of patent and copyright laws they
used the chemical name for Tupperware and got
the wrong name. Apparently the members of the
legislature also didn’t do well in chemistry class or
didn’t take chemistry because it was one of the
hard classes. Also no “beer bongs” on the river or
large volume alcohol containers that hold more
than 4 gallons. Goodbye keg parties on the rivers
of this state.
Ah to be in the Elbow Inn in Devil’s Elbow
shooting pool and talking big talk, away from
Lawyers and Judges.
Times are tough, protect yourself.
Support Our Troops.
David Lee Wells practices law at
329 Armour Road
North Kansas City, Missouri 64116
(816) 842-2171
toll free 1-866-LAW4BIKERS
www.law4bikers.com
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