REAL LIFE ADVENTURES OF A
BAD ASS
BOUNTY HUNTER
Perpetrator Kevin Lee / White Male / 28
Charges
Aggregated Assault with a deadly weapon
Two counts of Kidnapping
Two counts of False Imprisonment
Possession of a Concealed Weapon
Bond $110,000
Written by: Tod Dahlke
A while back, I wrote a big bond for this crazy ass told her to call him back and start crying… tell him
white boy here in town. They called him AK on the you miss him, you’re sorry and you want to see
street cuz he was ex-military and loved to play with him again. Ask him if he remembers how good it
guns. Basically this guy got into a fight with his is. She did and she cried on cue like a little ac-
stripper girlfriend, roughed her up, stuffed her and tress. She could have won an academy award…
her friend in the back of his car and took them to a and that dumb ass took the bait! He told her he
friend’s house where he locked them both in a bed- was in Tampa and that if she really loved him to
room. The neighbors called the police and when get in her car and start driving up 75. She agreed
they arrived AK was sitting on the roof of the damn but she was working and couldn’t go anywhere.
house all tweaked out with one of his favorite as- So I hung out there at the club and held on to her
sault rifles. The standoff lasted a few hours before phone while she did her thing. About an hour later
the Police stuffed him in the back of their car and he called back and we went out back so she could
brought him down to the jailhouse. talk to him. He asked where she was and she said
I got a call from this guy’s attorney (who I worked she was at a Hess station in Sarasota. “You F’ing
with in the past). We worked out a deal and I wrote liar, there aint no Hess stations in Sarasota. Go
the bond. Well, AK ended up going sideways on over to the first person you see pumping gas and
me, skipped his court date and went into hiding. I give them the phone”. Her eyes bulged out of her
had ten days to find this piece of sh*t or I’d have to head and she handed me the phone. Now I know
come up with the 110K myself to give to the courts. how to run game on muther F’ers like this…it’s part
That kind of skip would put me out of business and of what I do. And the way I see it, this hood rat
deep in the hole. I had to find this guy… failure is gonna put me under if I can’t get my hands on
was not an option. him…tonight! So she hands me the phone….
I first started with his ex girlfriend Jessie, the strip- Corey – Hello?
per. I showed up at her work to shake her down. AK – Who’s this?
She said she didn’t know where he was but still Corey – Randy, who’s this?
had his number in her phone. I told her to call his AK – Where you at?
ass up and find out where he is. She called and he Corey – I’m at the Hess station pumping gas.
started getting squirrely right off the bat. “ F-you… Who’s this?
you don’t need to know where I’m at. I’m done with AK – You a damn liar! There aint no Hess station in
you so lose my number!” She looked at me and Sarasota. Ya’ll trying to set me up.
said, “sorry, I tried, he’s a tweaker and I can’t help Corey – Bitch, take this damn phone. Crazy ass
you.” She wasn’t getting off the hook that easy. I bitch.
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