Why Johnsons Are Better
Written By Marshall Sheido

Never in my 34 years has my Johnson made
the bars still seem to be full of girls that enjoy
me completely miserable once a month. I also
more than what can provided by the energizer
have never felt the need to curl up with my
bunny. If you catch my drift. I’m with you
favorite type of bon bon and a dvd of “The
Notebook” and cry myself to sleep because
girls a little bit, I imagine a little variety might
my Johnson was making me emotional
be nice but at the end of the day there is
unstable.
no substitute for the REAL thing. I will also
testify to the “easy of use factor” of my party
My Johnson, for all intensive purpose has two
in the pants.
functions, one to relieve me of my beer and
two to make me and my significant other quite
Never on a good nights drinking and
happy. Some would say the Johnson could
carousing have I found it difficult to find a
be replaced by alternative methods . I say us
place to use the bathroom. A tree, a bush, and
guys have something going for us because
if so brazen, a stop sign do well as places to
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