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… amusing
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epit
10
aphs:
… fi lm you saw
1. She drank
Bruno
good ale, and
… album you bought
punch and
Last Train to Lhasa –
wine/And
lived to the
Banco De Gaia
age of 99.
… club you visited
Planet Angel, London
2. She lived
with her
PENNY
,
26
,
… book you read
husband for
Return to the Garden – fifty years/
Shakti Gawain And died in
Artist
the confident
… magazine you bought
hope of a
Dazed and Confused
better life.
SEPTEMBER Fundaq…
3. Here lies the body of Martha Dias/
Who was always uneasy and not over
Sunday 6 Monday 21
pious/She died at the age of three score
Tori Amos tour – The off- Funny Women Awards Grand
and ten/And gave that to the worms she
FUN
the-wall lesbian fave kicks Final – Drop by Leicester
refused to the men .
off the UK leg of her tour Square Theatre to see top
at Manchester Apollo. female performers go head to
www.toriamos.com head to split the most sides.
4. Here lies the body/Of Margaret Bent/
www.funnywomen.com She kicked up her heels/And away she
Sunday 6
went .
Essex Pride – From
12.30-10pm, Central
5. I told you I was sick!
Park in Chelmsford will
play host to a day of
diverse entertainment.
www.essexpride.co.uk
Throughout September
Swine fl u –
The porcine pandemic seems
to be drawing more victims into
Circa 15
its shivery, sneezy, headachey
Autumn
grasp… Groan!
begins –
The skies
are grey,
the trees
are bare…
and you’ll
6. Here lies the body of Sophie Jones/ 15
probably need Death for her held no terrors/She was
a coat soon.
born a maid and died a maid/No hits, no
runs and no heirs .
GLUM
7. Here lies the body of Jane Gordon/
With mouth almighty/And teeth
;cab`SOR
accordin’!
Nell Stark and Trinity Tam/
everafter
8. Here lies the body of Emma White/
She signalled left and turned right.

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9. Here lies an Atheist/By the name of Jo/
All dressed up/And no place to go.
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DI
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What do you do if your girlfriend comes L
O
home one day wanting to suck your blood?
That’s exactly the problem facing Alexa
10. Here lies the body of our Anna/Done
CHAR
to death by a banana/It wasn’t the fruit
Newland, whose medical student girlfriend
that laid her low/But the skin of the
S BY
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Valentine Darrow gets bitten by a vampire…
thing that made her go.
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Everafter is out in October. WO
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