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LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22)
An obscure channeler/medium predicted that an immense spaceship from the Galactic Federation of
Light would appear over Alabama on October 14th. Obviously, she was wrong (or you probably wouldn’t be
reading this). However, the fact that something she made up and sent to 128 people could end up reaching
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thousands points to the power each and every one of us has. Your ideas, too, could spread like wildfire and
connect with people all over the world, if they’re captivating enough—more so this week than most.
However, please keep in mind that this could work against you just as easily as for you, so be careful.
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SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21)
Trying new things isn’t exactly your specialty. In fact, there were years there where you wouldn’t even
attempt anything new unless you already had a pretty good idea ahead of time that you’d be better than
decent at it. That’s got to end somewhere, and this week is a good time to pick up a few new skills. Try
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at least five new things that you suspect you might become good at, given time, but probably will suck
at the first few times you give them a go. Three of them won’t work out, one of them will lead to disap-
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pointment, and one’s likely to become a great new passion. You’ll never know which is which until you
actually try them all. Seems worth the effort to me. I bet it will to you, too, at least in retrospect.
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SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)
There’s no easy, painless way to ask what you want to ask, get the information you need, or share the
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things you need to share. You have to simply bite the bullet and make it happen. Quit procrastinating, cre-
ate your moments, and just spill it, ask it, or do it. You may not like what happens next, but waiting won’t
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er than later, so you can be free to move forward with your life? The more time you waste waiting, the
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This week is all about imperfect solutions. The simplest example I could give you would be using a
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bit of rope to hold your pants up. You don’t have the tools or resources on hand to do the job the way
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you’d like, but you can still get things done, albeit messily or imperfectly. Holding out for the perfect
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answer will mean doing nothing for an entire week, or longer. You’re better off just making do for now,
and fixing things up later, when more resources or information become available. Don’t stay pantsless in
Limbo. Just hitch up your britches, tie them off with a bit of string, and move on along.
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AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18)
Play to your strengths. You’re not necessarily going to be able to match a Scorpio’s intensity, a Leo’s
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radiance, or a Pisces’ flexibility. Stop trying. You will never be successful at being anything other than
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what you are, and you’re not a good enough actor to even pretend convincingly. Luckily, you’re a pretty
great person, even if only a select few will ever notice or appreciate it. Don’t worry about being the most
popular person in the room; you probably never will be. But as long as you’re genuine and honest, you’ll
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PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20)
The simplest solution is usually the best, but not always. Every once in a while, something far more
complex is actually the superior route to where you want to go. That may be the case this week. Make
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sure you’re not being lazy. You have the time and energy to execute a more subtle and intricate solution.
Do that. Insisting on taking the shortest path from here to where you want to go will involve so much
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compromise and settling for less that it’s just not worth the time you’ll save. What’s the rush, after all?
Take your time and go the long way around.
ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19)
I can’t get enough of you Rams. With Mars in Scorpio this week, intensifying and exaggerating your
best (and worst) qualities, you’ll be more popular than ever—among those who already adore you. Of
Admission is course, those who don’t have a strong appreciation for who and what you are aren’t likely to learn one
this week. Screw them. You’re at your best when you simply play to your strengths, honor your admirers,
and do stuff to make those who love you happy. Don’t waste time and energy trying to win over new fans,
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at least not right now. You’ll just risk alienating your devoted friends and probably not make any new ones
in the process.
TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)
Drink coffee at midnight and you may have trouble sleeping, unless you’re used to it. That shouldn’t
come as a surprise. Usually, you’re more sensible about these things, and don’t easily get caught off-
guard by logical progressions such as these. However, if you’re really clueless about natural cause and
effect reactions, you’re likely to get more than a few lessons this week. Judge how effectively and clear-
ly you’re looking at your decisions by how often you’re surprised by their results. Almost all of them are
predictable. If you’re shocked by any of them, you may need to get a new pair of lenses through which
to view the world; yours are probably too scratched up by now to be useful.
GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20)
I’m a terrible flirt. I mean, I’m terrible at it. I suck at small talk, gentle hints, or playful banter. You,
however, are almost always good at these things. It’s up to you to help those of us who are more social-
ly inept get to where we want to go. Use your clever tongue to smooth the way for those who’d trip over
obstacles you’d vault with ease. Pimp your friends. You’re the ultimate PR person for the people you love.
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You don’t owe them this service, of course, but talking them up and helping them get what they want out
of life is an act of true friendship and love. Why withhold it?
CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22)
Next week’s new Moon in Scorpio is the perfect time to permanently shake things up in your sex life.
For too long, you’ve settled for stuff that actually doesn’t do much for you, but you haven’t known exact-
ly how to move things along. That ought to change next week, if you have the guts to bring it about. This
is an awesome time to really get what you want, though there might be some surprises that can come
with. All I can offer you is that tired old saw: be careful what you wish for; you just might get it.
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Bring the lawn chairs or roll out a blanket on the lawn to enjoy a
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do, the changes are more likely to stick. The main thing is that you keep yourself consistently heading in
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the same direction. I suggest clearly envisioning the person you want to be come springtime, and
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(metaphorically or concretely) paint a picture of what that would look like, so you can easily remind your-
self whenever you get distracted, and adjust course if necessary. Remember, any change you wreak upon
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VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22)
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I’m really good at wasting time, but I sorely resent other people wasting it for me. I have no patienceFREE
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for them. I can squander my own precious minutes, thank you very much. Luckily, it’s almost never a Virgo
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Supported in part by National Endowment for the Arts, State Foundation for Culture and the Arts, gravely disturbed by so much time-filching. Unfortunately, it’s likely to be rampant this week. There’s no
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need for you to put up with it. Don’t be unreasonable, but when things get out of hand and start costing
you much more time than they’re worth, walk away.
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