Hi folks I’m back... Yes it’s
the Cockney Scouser!!
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uccessive national and local UK wasted countless billions of our money and now ability tells me that this leaves 28 million to do the
Government policies, couldnʼt care there is nothing left he hasnʼt actually got a clue work, however, there are currently 17 million in
less attitudes and this damn government what to do. Great when we had a World boom, school or at university, again my calculation says
manufactured recession means I have very little Brown was laughing and taking all the credit, this leaves 11 million to do the work. Of this there
or no money left after working – like many other now itʼs all gone tits up itʼs everyone else to
are 8 million employed by the UK government
taxi drivers no doubt working excessive hours blame but himself and his cronies.
(!), leaving 3 million to do the work. 1.2 million
for little reward – puts me at a huge fi nancial
are in the armed forces pre-occupied with killing
disadvantage at the moment. I have cut back What a spineless cowardly cretin this man
Osama Bin-Laden and fi ghting in Afghanistan
on all unnecessary expenditure (and it hurts
is…too scared to call an election because he
(AND down the West End on a Saturday Night
me that I have not been to one single football
knows that he wonʼt win nor will any of his
when theyʼre well pissed), which by my maths
game this season, not to mention attending
corrupt ministers. What should also follow now
leaves 1.8 million to do the work…Now take
WCHCD ʻcompany dinnersʼ where I usually
is an independent inquiry into any dubious
from that total the 0.8 million people who work
get the chance to have a tête-à-tête with all my
claims made by any MP to be dismissed from
for Local County Councils, that leaves just 1
Liverymen friends) in order to keep the cogs
Parliament for life and I mean life. Next must
million to do the work! But at any given time
turning in business to survive this horrendous
be a dissolution of Parliament for new elections
there are 488,000 people in hospitals or claiming
exagerated situation us ordinary folk fi nd
with every possible candidate being vetted as
Invalidity Benefi t, which by my maths leaves
ourselves in. I am slowly keeping my family just
to their suitability to stand as an MP and be
512,000 to do the work. Did you know, however,
above the bread line as a result of long hours
fi t enough to represent US the people – the
that there are currently 511,998 people in her
behind the wheel of my Merc! And to add insult
general public who voted these parasites in
to injury, our ʻhonest Johnʼ politicians, Labour
Majestyʼs prisons? Banged up in other words!
(well not all of us I might add)! These persons
in particular being the worst it seems, on top
should have INTEGRITY, HONESTY, LOYALTY,
of their generous salaries, submit irrational
That leaves just TWO people to do the work…
and above all act HONOURABLY!
expense claims that “do not enhance their ability
you and me. And there you are sitting on your
to do their job”, and think nothing of being totally
To quote Oliver Cromwellʼs Speech on page
arse, reading this magnifi cent magazine and
immoral in claiming thousandsʼ of pounds,
22 in last monthʼs issue on the Dissolution of
fantastic article (!) Is it any wonder that we are in
swinding the tax payer and keeping their jobs to
the Long Parliament delivered to the House of
such a mess and that I am stressed out through
boot! For Michael Martin (The Speaker) to go is
Commons on the 20th April in the year of our
trying to cope all on my own?
perhaps a start in the right direction, although
Lord 1653 - this speech was centuries ahead
we know someone had to be the ʻfall guyʼ,
of its time - as it applies now in the year of our
Anyway, be lucky and remember to keep those
however heʼs being fi nancially rewarded for the
Lord 2009… unbelievable and quite uncanny to doors locked, whether they be ordinary doors
priviledge, again courtesy of the tax payer. We
say the least wouldnʼt you say? OR electric doors…is that a clue? Do I have
should all demand a General Election followed
something to say next month about electric
by that long overdue EU referendum (what Just to confi rm that we are indeed in DEEP
doors…? Electrically operated doors on vehicles
ever happened to that by the way?). Gordon trouble in the UK under this hapless labour
which some people may say represent a bread
Brown has nothing left to offer, except MORE government... the population of this country is van… disillusioned fools!!
hardship and pain for every decent hard working approximately 60 million of which 32 million are
individual in this country. He and Darling have retired or under the age of fi ve. My mathematical Sheldon Collins.
SMMT announcement
on vehicle scrappage
incentive scheme
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MMT is pleased to confi rm that the fi nal
details regarding the scrappage incentive
scheme have been resolved, and it has been
given the full backing of car manufacturers.
The scheme provides an attractive proposition
to consumers and a vital boost for the vehicle
market and deliveries to consumers across the
UK are accelerating.
Commenting, SMMT chief executive Paul Everitt
Why is the automotive sector important to • UK automotive manufacturing supplies over
said: “The scrappage incentive scheme has the
the UK economy? 100 markets worldwide, offering some
full support of the UK motor industry who will
resilience to the UK issues
• 27 car and CV manufacturers operating in the UK
• New cars emit less CO2 than older models -
continue to work with government to ensure the
• 1.75m cars and commercial vehicles produced average new car CO2 emissions have fallen
schemeʼs success. We are delighted to have
each year 19% in the last decade
39 brands, including all the volume vehicle
• £51b turnover
manufacturers, committed to the scheme
• £9.5 billion value added For more information on the industry please
enticing car buyers back into the showrooms.” • Over 800,000 UK jobs visit
www.motorindustryfacts.com
to advertise in taxi talk call
08700 850 570
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