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Football competition
No serious correspondent on football matters can let the thrashing of
Manchester United by Liverpool at Old Trafford pass by without comment.For
those distraught fans of Man.U. the club has set up a telephone helpline, the
number to ring is 0845 41 41 41 41 41.
As for the competition run by Luton Chiltern it looks like a close run thing to the
finish. The leading contenders are as follows (on 18th March):
Seven Points
Antony Gillam Chelsea Reading Leicester Wycombe
Mark Lister Man. U Birmingham Leeds Bradford
Mark Davey Man.U Birmingham M.K.Dons Brentford
Lynne Barker Chelsea Birmingham Leicester Wycombe
Nine Points
Danny Evans Chelsea Reading Leicester Rochdale
Ten Points
Philip Gillam Man.U. Birmingham Leeds Wycombe
Eleven Points
Beryl Miller Man.U. Birmingham Leicester Shrewsbury
Twelve Points
Stephen Cook Man.U. Birmingham Leicester Bradford
If you think your entry should be there or you cannot remember your teams do
not hesitate to ask me to see your original form. Hopefully all is in order and a
clear winner will emerge
Finally is there a telephone helpline for organizers of football competitions but
cannot win them?
Mike Lobb
My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while
we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have
sex?"
"No," she answered.
I then said, "Is that your final answer?"
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes."
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
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