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themselves and
2). Assisting communities in Africa who lack most of the basic
amenities we take for granted and via the micro-lending scheme, an
opportunity to become self-sufficient which in the long term is the best
solution to their problems.
The students are very willing to come and talk to us about the whole
project but at the present time it may not be possible to find a date
convenient to both sides for this to take place
If however, we were to agree to sponsor them, I would insist they came
to talk to us after they return.
Alan Miller
And then the fight started....
Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch,
grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked the
boat up to the truck and proceeded to back out into a torrential down-
pour.
The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned
on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into
bed.
I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and
whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.'
My loving wife of 10 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid hus-
band is out fishing in that?'
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A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel
horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a
compliment.'
The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's darn near perfect.'
John Hobson
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