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wEaThEr waCKaCCidEnTs:
impossibLE To prEparE
So this week we water that B-town
were going to try will receive this
to up the ante on spring. Greek
our little column, guys, not sure
and perhaps write what to tell you,
about something Sperrys? You
LAUGH OUT
more meaningful are pretty much
and insightful doomed in this
than awkward wet weather.
romantic trysts The rain in
in your workout Bloomington has
facility of choice. Nora Fiorito and Meg Hamill it’s own agenda
We pondered about Pi Beta Phi reminiscent of the
possible topics Forest Gump rain
like summer internships and montage. No matter how the
self-betterment, possible even clouds spit their mucus down on
the cliché over-written topic the residents of Bloomington,
of sorority fashion faux pas. one thing’s for sure, your
(Okay, everyone wears Uggs, umbrella can not hold it’s own
leggings and against its wrath.
big sunglasses. We once recall
Cry harder). But trudging up Fee
thinking upon Lane holding our
these things, as umbrella directly
we walked to in front of us at
class, we noted a ninety angle
that something to the ground,
was awry outside clutching our
the doors of Pi book-bags, as
Phi…today, it rain seemed to
was…acceptable come at us from
outside. Or dare I say it, warm? some massive Chuck-E-Cheese
It almost seems taboo to water-gun game.
speak publicly about the week’s So what’s a sorority girl
nice weather, because as our to wear…the answer…that’s
experience goes, the second right ladies our uniform: Uggs,
we start enjoying something, leggings and big sunglasses.
i.e. our snow day, it vanishes.
Some of you readers might
y 25, 2009
think we are absolutely vapid
airheads with limited knowledge
of global warming, but
Bloomington is diff erent. The
wrath of southern Indiana is an
, Februar abominable force that cannot to
be reckoned with.
When examining our
sources on this topic, aka
students from Bloomington,
ednesday
we realized that it’s actually
W
impossible to predict the
weather here ever. One day,
it’s raining cats and dogs and
your windshield wiper will
break because it’s moving
so fast. The next, Sigma Chi
boys are frequenting the lawn
across the street, playing corn
hole and frolicking about with
nora fiorito is a sophomore
sorority chicks. How does one
studying journalism and
fi nd consistency in a town full
business. You may reach her at:
of weather confusion? The
nfi orito@umail.iu.edu.
answer…dress for all forms of
.greekthisweek.com
YIN YES, YEN, , SKY
weather. That means Greek girls
meg hamill is a sophomore
, KIN, SIN, SKI, YENS, ENS, INK, INS, KEY SINE, SINK, SKIN, SYNE,
haul out those heinous fl ower-
studying journalism and apparel
KEYS, , INKY INKS, YIKES, SKEIN, ARE: "KINSEY" IN WORDS COMMON
www
printed rain boots to prepare
merchandising. You may reach
THE AMONG WORDSMITH CHALLENGE: O INDIANA T ANSWERS
for the excessive amounts of
her at: mhamill@indiana.edu.
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