And Finally...


If there’s one thing we love more than the Oh Long Johnson cat, it’s the Oh Long Johnson cat singing and dancing along to cheesy euro-house. Sound of the summer.


Forget breakdancing,


street dance and all that prissy shit you see on Britain’s Got Talent and learn to get deep down


and dirty the Lionel Blair way.


Sherlock Bones, a crime fi ghting dog who speaks in a Scottish accent, stars in a movie that according to IMDB ‘shows nothing but contempt of people in general and children in particular’.


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