Wendy Turner Webster – Author and Presenter Wendy’s guide to surviving a veggie Christmas...
Try as hard as you possibly can not to sit down to a festive meal with meat eaters - these people tend to grown horns and forked tails around this time and will stop at nothing to try and lure you over to the dark side. Drooling at the mouth and with the obligatory gravy dribbling down their chins they will vie with each other about who has biggest bird stashed in their freezer - mine's a ten pounder, mine's a twelve pounder, well, mine's the size of a baby T-Rex!
If you try to explain impart some knowledge about the shocking rearing practices of such turkeys you will be immediately ridiculed and looked at as if you have just landed on earth from Planet Zob. As an afterthought some bright spark will assure you that they only buy organic meat... when they can be arsed.
It helps on these occasions to have a stack of leaflets in your bag which graphically show the horrors of turkey farms. Distribute them around the table and see if you can spot any faces turning green.
Seriously though, get some ready rolled pastry and a big hunk of Redwood's mock turkey and make yourself a festive pie - delicious!
When you've enjoyed that and washed it all down with some Christmas bubbly why not curl up on a chair and read my book, The End of Emily West.
Order it before the big day from Authorhouse or Amazon or from a high street book shop. Then tell all your veggie pals how good it is and get them to buy it too. Remember, goodwill to all men - apart from those who eat animals!!!
Love Wendy xxxxx
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